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LotusSong -> RE: I thought I had her.... (8/11/2006 3:24:58 PM)
Her eyes softened as she remembered the 60's. Only momentarily perplexed about the refridgerator at her table in Denny's, she slid under the table as she muttered.. "Nanna THIS!" Fond memories wash over him to this day whever he smells Ben-Gay.

captiveplatypus -> RE: I thought I had her.... (8/11/2006 3:32:04 PM)
oh dear lord lol this deteriorated quickly.

LotusSong -> RE: I thought I had her.... (8/11/2006 3:33:38 PM)
We had to end it.. Grandpa was looking for a three-way with them

LTRsubNW -> RE: I thought I had her.... (8/11/2006 4:20:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MHOO314 quote: ORIGINAL: LTRsubNW ...but I twisted my ankle. She wore a blue shirt, it shone in the light. Oh how I wanted her to ask me...but I knew she couldn't. And then my own conciousness enveloped me.... The world melted away and for an instant I heard her golden voice, felt her honey breath on my face... YEAH!!!!!!

LTRsubNW -> RE: I thought I had her.... (8/11/2006 4:23:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MmakeMme quote: ORIGINAL: MHOO314 quote: ORIGINAL: LTRsubNW ...but I twisted my ankle. She wore a blue shirt, it shone in the light. Oh how I wanted her to ask me...but I knew she couldn't. And then my own conciousness enveloped me.... The world melted away and for an instant I heard her golden voice, felt her honey breath on my face... I closed ... and then opened my eyes slowly, and then said, "Grandma, it's so good to see you again!" "but please put your clothes back on Grandma..."...Gramma had always been a slut. I wondered when she might choose to refrain, but I knew her too well...

MHOO314 -> RE: I thought I had her.... (8/11/2006 5:45:35 PM)
for she was indeed a whore of long standing repute, a bitch, a slut--but one of great class and distinction.. My beloved Lady---such a Grand Dame you are even now...

MmakeMme -> RE: I thought I had her.... (8/11/2006 5:50:33 PM)
"I'll give you a grand damn, you slack-jowled lowlife," Grandma growled through slurps of His desire. Oh yes. Gram's meds had worn off again. It was time to break out the restraints.

LTRsubNW -> RE: I thought I had her.... (8/11/2006 8:49:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MmakeMme "I'll give you a grand damn, you slack-jowled lowlife," Grandma growled through slurps of His desire. Oh yes. Gram's meds had worn off again. It was time to break out the restraints. ...and she escaped her own reprise. The other day she walked to the bookstore. She found a book that told her story (as she knew it) but she was misinformed. She was convinced she could dispell the rumors...

MmakeMme -> RE: I thought I had her.... (8/12/2006 5:56:36 AM)
So she took out her pen and her Grandma pad of paper and wrote "teh roomers". Viola. She'd dispelled it.

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