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I thought I had her.... - 8/10/2006 8:03:34 PM   
LTRsubNW


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Status: offline 		...but I twisted my ankle.  She wore a blue shirt, it shone in the light.  Oh how I wanted her to ask me...but I knew she couldn't. 

And then my own conciousness enveloped me....
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RE: I thought I had her.... - 8/10/2006 8:16:15 PM   
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RE: I thought I had her.... - 8/10/2006 8:19:14 PM   
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RE: I thought I had her.... - 8/10/2006 8:39:29 PM   
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RE: I thought I had her.... - 8/10/2006 9:32:39 PM   
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(Damn...I actually thought this would lead to something...)


Lead to something like what???? I have no idea what this is about, or where you thought it might go.

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RE: I thought I had her.... - 8/11/2006 2:21:56 AM   
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RE: I thought I had her.... - 8/11/2006 5:56:36 AM   
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RE: I thought I had her.... - 8/11/2006 7:08:55 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LTRsubNW

...but I twisted my ankle.  She wore a blue shirt, it shone in the light.  Oh how I wanted her to ask me...but I knew she couldn't. 

And then my own conciousness enveloped me....



The world melted away and for an instant I heard her golden voice, felt her honey breath on my face...

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RE: I thought I had her.... - 8/11/2006 12:23:27 PM   
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ORIGINAL: MHOO314

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ORIGINAL: LTRsubNW

...but I twisted my ankle.  She wore a blue shirt, it shone in the light.  Oh how I wanted her to ask me...but I knew she couldn't. 

And then my own conciousness enveloped me....



The world melted away and for an instant I heard her golden voice, felt her honey breath on my face...


I closed ... and then opened my eyes slowly, and then said, "Grandma, it's so good to see you again!"

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RE: I thought I had her.... - 8/11/2006 12:59:58 PM   
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I closed ... and then opened my eyes slowly, and then said, "Grandma, it's so good to see you again!"


Now that was just MEAN! LOL

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RE: I thought I had her.... - 8/11/2006 1:24:46 PM   
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RE: I thought I had her.... - 8/11/2006 1:47:24 PM   
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RE: I thought I had her.... - 8/11/2006 1:55:15 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LTRsubNW

...but I twisted my ankle.  She wore a blue shirt, it shone in the light.  Oh how I wanted her to ask me...but I knew she couldn't. 

And then my own conciousness enveloped me....



The world melted away and for an instant I heard her golden voice, felt her honey breath on my face...



I closed ... and then opened my eyes slowly, and then said, "Grandma, it's so good to see you again!"


"Well it isn't good to see YOU again, you loser.  Close down the computer and stop talking to those preverts, put DOWN the pipe, and take me to my bingo game.  We're gonna be late!"

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"What's for breakfast? What do you say, Piglet?"
"I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?"
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"It's the same thing," he said.

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RE: I thought I had her.... - 8/11/2006 1:59:45 PM   
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RE: I thought I had her.... - 8/11/2006 2:38:45 PM   
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Status: offline 		"YOU DOLT!" Grandma screamed. "You know I don't have any teeth! What need have I of Denny's?"

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RE: I thought I had her.... - 8/11/2006 2:50:17 PM   
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Status: offline 		..he thought about Grandma's warm, moist, soft mouth without her teeth and smiled... 

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RE: I thought I had her.... - 8/11/2006 2:51:19 PM   
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ... LotusSong ... ~ absolutely crying ~

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RE: I thought I had her.... - 8/11/2006 2:57:14 PM   
MmakeMme


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Status: offline 		Grandma saw him looking at her, his eyes aflame with the light of wanton desire, muscles taut, his chest heaving with the exertion of control.

"Boy, you're just like your father, so hurry it up. Get on, get off, and get out. Bingo, remember? B-I-N-G-O."

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RE: I thought I had her.... - 8/11/2006 3:10:06 PM   
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Status: offline 		"Granny... my Nana... what there is that you can eat at Denny's isn't on the menu." he said with one eyebrow raised :)

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RE: I thought I had her.... - 8/11/2006 3:19:05 PM   
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Status: offline 		Grandma walks to the fridge and removes the Reddi-Whip, shaking it in her suggestive GrannyNan way, her hips undulating to the rhythm. She uncaps the can and sprays a stream of cream in her mouth, tipping her head backward, her rheumy eyes on SonnyBoy.

"Gluglllmmlllllmmmmmm," she said lowly but emphatically.

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