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raiken -> Most funniest thing? (8/3/2006 2:32:11 PM)
What is the most funniest or embarassing thing that has happened duirng a scene? Whether it be equipment caving in, or a cramp, or a loud burp or fart or whatever, i have seen some pretty interesting things occur that would make for a good BDSM SNL skit,, i was wondering what some of you have experienced?

beenwhipped -> RE: Most funniest thing? (8/3/2006 2:36:17 PM)
most embarrissing, keep in mind i have only been involved in 7 scenes I have broken L1 vertebre and the flogger made a direct hit. I blacked out bound to a cross most irritating: the crosses had not been used all night, a Top that i knew and trusted came in, i asked if he would mind flogging me, he agreed then immediatly the other cross was being used and we were given a time limit because "others were waiting"

OsideGirl -> RE: Most funniest thing? (8/3/2006 2:37:54 PM)
The first time we had played in public (I think it was probably the third time we'd played). He ties me to the stake, puts in a ball gag and goes back to pick up the flogger...and I sneezed. Which made this Pfffffftt farting sound with my lips around the gag and smacked my forehead into the stake. I then started a fit of the giggles. To him it sounded like: gasp of pain, thump, cry, cry, cry, cry. He jumps up, pulls me down, pulls the gag out, holds me tenderly.....and I'm laughing hysterically. We still laugh about the sound of a sneeze with a ball gag in.

raiken -> RE: Most funniest thing? (8/3/2006 3:09:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: beenwhipped I have broken L1 vertebre and the flogger made a direct hit. I blacked out bound to a cross WOW, i blacked out when a hood was placed over me, i began to get dizzy and barely had enough time to tell him i was fainting...he said i was out for over 10 minutes before the smelling saltz kicked in, that was embarrassing, but i never broke anything, that must have been scary for you and very painful too! i know about back injuries, i suffered some in a bad car accident years ago. most irritating: the crosses had not been used all night, a Top that i knew and trusted came in, i asked if he would mind flogging me, he agreed then immediatly the other cross was being used and we were given a time limit because "others were waiting" "others were waiting" i am familiar with that one...i guess that would be listed as one of my peeves... ~raiken

raiken -> RE: Most funniest thing? (8/3/2006 3:17:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: OsideGirl We still laugh about the sound of a sneeze with a ball gag in. hehehe...i did that once with a gag and it came out of my nose, dripping, and i had to signal to get my nose wiped, eeeooowww...LOL and to add to my humiliation, he had to be sure to point out how i snotted on his carpet! LOL!

beenwhipped -> RE: Most funniest thing? (8/3/2006 4:10:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: raiken it came out of my nose, dripping, and i had to signal to get my nose wiped sounds like humiliation for someone other than just you

beenwhipped -> RE: Most funniest thing? (8/3/2006 4:14:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: raiken "others were waiting" i am familiar with that one...i guess that would be listed as one of my peeves... ~raiken it would not have bothered me if they crosses were being used often, but i had been in the club for 2 hours and not one person had used the crosses

missturbation -> RE: Most funniest thing? (8/3/2006 4:16:19 PM)
My funniest wasn't actually during the scene but after. I had played a few months ago with a guy and we hadn't realised the time. I was due to meet a friend for lunch so got ready and ran out of the house. During the meal my friend was looking at me funny then reached over wiped at something on my nose and then sort of cleaned some strands of my hair. I asked her what she was doing and she said you had white flaky stuff in ur hair and on ur nose. I clicked straight away and told her not to worry it was only sperm. For some reason she left the remains of her meal and hasnt invited me to lunch since. I found it funny.

kyraofMists -> RE: Most funniest thing? (8/3/2006 5:07:02 PM)
Well, the funniest for me is actually an inside joke that not many will get. He was using just the tips of the flogger on my back, like snapping a towel. Each individual fall felt like knives slicing across my back, so I kicked back and hit him in the shin. He said, "Now that calls for retribution". Without missing a beat, I turned to him and said in disbelief "My Lord, what a big word my Lord!!" I started laughing so hard I had tears running down my face. He kept using the flogger and each time he hit me, I laughed harder. That one was just between me and him. Another between the three of us was a couple nights later, he was using the flogger the same way. When he does this he likes to deliberately miss so you never know which swing is going to land. Alandra and I had recently read a post in the humor section, "29 ways for a submissive to get in trouble" and when he swung the flogger once he mutters, "Damn, I missed". I turn around and look at alandra and both of us start laughing so hard and eventually I manage to get out, "missed me, missed me..." Well, I got "kissed" with the flogger then. Both of those times, play almost ended because we were all laughing too hard. He struggled not to laugh in both of them; he said that he knew if he started he would not have stopped and that would have been the end of the play. Here is the link to that thread: http://www.collarchat.com/m_155085/mpage_1/key_things%252Csubmissive%252Cdoes/tm.htm#155085 Knight's kyra

MizSuz -> RE: Most funniest thing? (8/3/2006 5:32:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: raiken What is the most funniest or embarassing thing that has happened duirng a scene? Whether it be equipment caving in, or a cramp, or a loud burp or fart or whatever, i have seen some pretty interesting things occur that would make for a good BDSM SNL skit,, i was wondering what some of you have experienced? I once traveled to spend some time with two very dear friends, one a submissive man and one dominant woman. We met at his house, which had a nice little dungeon with a medical room. We all decided that we were going to do this elaborate role play of doctor (me), nurse (the other lady), and patient that would evolve into some play that was pretty edgy by some people's standards (sounds, needles, yada yada). It was all very edgy stuff for him. So she and I put on white lace corsets with garters, stockings, fuck me pumps, lab coats, stethoscopes and the like. The patient came in, the nurse greeted the patient, took his medical history, his vital signs and then instructed him to wait in the examination room until the doctor could join him. She came out, we smoked a cigarette (leaving him in there to wait) and then we were on. I walked into the room with her behind me, clipboard in hand, extended my hand for a handshake and said... "Hi, I'm Dr. Suz." DrSuz DrSuess The light bulb immediately came on over each of our heads and I said "and I will not eat green eggs and ham." None of us could stay in role. It may not sound too funny now, but we were rolling. It turned out to be a very hot, long scene but it took us a while to get back into headspace after that. One of my fonder memories.

sharainks -> RE: Most funniest thing? (8/3/2006 5:39:44 PM)
What strikes me as the funniest was a night when my first dom had me bound to the edge of the silk sheeted bed with my red silk nighty on. I asked for permission to speak and told him I thought I was going to slide off the bed. He told me I wasn't. After several seconds of trying to stay on the bed I suddenly shot off it like greased lightening. Laying on the floor totally unharmed but still tied to the bed wrists and ankles in the air I looked up to see his face, a face that mostly always looked very serious and domly, looking down at me with this totally horrifed expression and just cracked up. He started to laugh which triggered me again. Mostly its one of those "had to be there things" but it was funny at the time. I think he was so horrified because he knew that I could have gotten injured and also because he thought he had me secure enough not to fall.

AnAtlantaDom -> RE: Most funniest thing? (8/3/2006 8:34:26 PM)
Dr Suz Garter belt $57.00 CFM Pumps $200.00 Corset $150.00 Clipboard $6.00 That experiance Priceless!!

FelinePersuasion -> RE: Most funniest thing? (8/3/2006 11:50:37 PM)
After my first ever sub space I got dressed and realized I had put my sports bra on backwards, and are you supposed to see the tag in the back of your shirt? Oops no I'd put that on backwards too.

ExSteelAgain -> RE: Most funniest thing? (8/4/2006 4:51:37 AM)
I had been talking to a sub online for a few days and late one warm summer night, in the throes of some heavy conversation, we decided that we had to meet that night. She had unmentionables sleeping and lived about 15 miles away, in a remote area. Since her unmentionables were at home, we decided to talk outside in my truck. As things happen, we decide to do more and the leather slapper that I happened to have in my truck jumped right into my hand. So we go to the back of my truck as I first start to notice the mosquitoes in the sweltering heat. I didn’t have a pad in the dusty back of the truck and she had an ACL repair of her knee which didn’t make it easy for her. We get naked which makes the mosquitoes ecstatic with such idiotic behavior. I stand on the ground behind the truck using the slapper on her as she is sprawled in the truck bed. The slapping sounds cause her dog to come running to help his owner. As I stand nude, sweat dripping off me, mosquitoes biting everywhere, her dog, who is definitely not submissive, starts to leap up and nip at my ass. I figure I had better get in the back of the truck with her fast. Finally, the dog settles down to growling and barking on the ground, waiting for us to finish so he can finish me off. About this time, she gets a cramp and we stop for awhile and watch her dog bare his teeth. We start again and I am behind her with my knees killing me from the ridges in the truck bed. It is about this time that the mother of all cramps hits my quadriceps and I fall beside her. Sweat pours from me which actually soothes the many mosquito bites. The dog howls and as I lay on the truck bed, dirt mixing with my sweat, erection sinking, we both actually started to laugh... before the tears came.

MizSuz -> RE: Most funniest thing? (8/4/2006 5:29:14 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AnAtlantaDom Dr Suz Garter belt $57.00 CFM Pumps $200.00 Corset $150.00 Clipboard $6.00 That experiance Priceless!! HA! Priceless indeed. To this day when we talk about it we all giggle hysterically. I should change my screen name to SamIam.

beenwhipped -> RE: Most funniest thing? (8/4/2006 8:18:25 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AnAtlantaDom Clipboard $6.00 [\quote] jesus man, shop at walmart $.98[sm=whoa.gif]

raiken -> RE: Most funniest thing? (8/4/2006 8:38:25 AM)
Okay...ExSteelAgain, that got me laughing, the pic with snarling dog included...of course i took it further in my minds eye...well...aside from all the other funny stuff, like Dr Suz...lol, this was good! Thanks to all who shared so far, i KNOW there has GOT to be MORE stuff and stories out there though...how about it folks? i know i could use reading some more funny stuff..*smile ~raiken

mnottertail -> RE: Most funniest thing? (8/4/2006 8:46:40 AM)
I had a slave once, that had asthma (and hid it from me), I lost the hardon mindset in the middle of a difficult situation, so I put on a tam'o'shanter and a bath skirt thingie, propped my crop under my arm, sergeant major style and started doing a scotsmans routine (she was the type of person who would laugh, especially when someone got hurt, you know the kind). and she was laughing and laughing and I did a pancake pratfall, and it was winter so I wasn't as spry as I should have been, and bruised my ribs, which sent her into gales and peals of laughter.......... And she locked up in the middle of laughing with an asthma attack. We both went to the hospital, before all was said and done. You would have had to have been there, I am afraid. Ron

AnAtlantaDom -> RE: Most funniest thing? (8/5/2006 7:26:08 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: beenwhipped quote: ORIGINAL: AnAtlantaDom Clipboard $6.00 [\quote] jesus man, shop at walmart $.98[sm=whoa.gif] Hey I'm a HIGH END Dom, nothing but the best!! [:D] AD

81song -> RE: Most funniest thing? (8/5/2006 8:03:00 AM)
Well, I was being whiped once and I don't know why but for some reason I could not help but laught right out loud. The harder she hit the harder I laught. The only way she got me to stop was pull out that really big dildo.

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