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Devilslilsister -> RE: Most funniest thing? (8/5/2006 8:30:12 AM)
It wasnt excatly IN scene.. but... i was acting silly and we were joking round bit. Some how His penis got involved in the convo and i think i was denying my friendship with it. dunno. Anywhoo, i'm on my knees in front of him, he's sitting in a chair. He tells me to kiss it, to show it some love. Of course i just stare at him and giggle. Sos, he tells me again. "Kiss it" The thought flashed like lightening through my brain, but i never decided to act on it. Craziness. Sos as i'm still sitting there giggling at him, he tells me once more. Kiss it. and with a mind of its own, my little hand reaches up and "thwack" of course followed by the "boinnng" as it bopped back and forth. Course i didnt smack it HARD.. just a tap. i dun think i'll ever forget the look on his face. It took a minute for it to register for him. Then his eye brows shot up and hit the ceiling, his mouth dropped. Which of course by the time the shock hit him, i was dying with laughter, already had fallen back wards and was scooting away from him quickly. Rolling with laughter, yet still managing to be able to get out "sorry" among other things i think i was muttering to save my tail. Dun think either of us thought i had balls that big! dur.. i managed to scoot back into the corner of the closet where he couldnt reach me. Stayed there till he went to work - apologizing from my spot in between cracking up with laughter. gawd it still makes me laugh thinking about it = ) :: boing :::

LuckyAlbatross -> RE: Most funniest thing? (8/5/2006 9:45:04 AM)
I'd have to say mine was the night I was dominated by Grover...uhh Master Grover, including full wild eyes and bouncy walk and fuzzy tongue. And then it goes even MORe surreal when Master Grover did an impression of Tim Gunn. And yes, this was an actual scene.

beenwhipped -> RE: Most funniest thing? (8/5/2006 1:55:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AnAtlantaDom Hey I'm a HIGH END Dom, nothing but the best!! [:D] AD thats all good. notice the only thing i mentioned was the clipboard, even though there are some good applications for it, i assumed you were only going to use it for what it was made for considering it was a Dr scene

AnAtlantaDom -> RE: Most funniest thing? (8/6/2006 6:12:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: beenwhipped quote: ORIGINAL: AnAtlantaDom Hey I'm a HIGH END Dom, nothing but the best!! [:D] AD thats all good. notice the only thing i mentioned was the clipboard, even though there are some good applications for it, i assumed you were only going to use it for what it was made for considering it was a Dr scene Well it wasn't My scene, but there are most certainally additional uses for a Top Quality clipboard AD

ToServeIsToLive -> RE: Most funniest thing? (8/6/2006 6:48:03 PM)
i was having a tens unit used in some very sensitive areas. When my Domme went to shut it off, She accidently turned it the wrong way to full power. i don't think i've jumped higher at any other time in my life.

Emperor1956 -> RE: Most funniest thing? (8/6/2006 7:00:12 PM)
Ron, I worked in an ER in a Minnesota hospital a few years ago...I think you were the centerpiece of the "Wall of Shame" we kept GRIN -E

Emperor1956 -> RE: Most funniest thing? (8/6/2006 7:27:04 PM)
I posted a variation of these stories in another thread here about a month ago, but they fit this fun thread, too: The first funny story is on a famous scene person. Bullwhips are dangerous, we all know, and when handled skillfully, they are beautiful. I was watching Robert Dante, probably the greatest living "cracker" in the scene (and one of the greats period) about 10 years ago in Toronto. Bob was giving a demonstration with a long whip....10 feet or more? He was in a ballroom at a fancy hotel at a big international scene event. Earlier in the day I'd taken a class on whipcracking for Dominants from Dante, and he stressed time and again that the whip is perfectly submissive -- it will do EXACTLY what you tell it to do, every time. So all the missed targets, bad throws and the throws that wind up slapping you on the ass, HARD, are the result of YOU telling the whip what to do -- badly. So Mr. Dante steps to the center of the room. He warms up a bit with some side arm cracks...just unrolling the whip, making it crack beautifully, and then snapping it back. He pauses....he does a lovely overhand throw.....and he brings down a good part of the heavy chandelier about 4 feet in front (and 10 feel ABOVE) his head! There is a moment of silence, then a huge wave of laughter...Dante, included. (In all fairness, as I understand it, he had checked the room a month or so earlier, but did not know that they rehung the chandelier about 1 ft lower than it had been). As for Me...I was doing a scene in a little D/s B&B that regrettably is no more. My partner was my slave of many years. This dungeon was very small, and so there were usually only a few spectators during play time. The dungeon had a small sound system, and I like some music while I play. Whatever CD was in the player stopped during a fairly long and steady flogging I was giving my slave, and so I reached over to switch discs...I forget what I meant to put in (I was really concentrating on her, not the music) but I fumbled somehow and put in a compilation of Irish Rovers -- the really "diddley-diddley" fiddles and guitar stuff. The music starts...I'm a bit taken aback because it is NOT what I expected, and my slave mutters, in a perfect Irish accent "Aye, he's always after me Lucky Charms." You cannot do florentine flogging when you are doubled over giggling. Don't try it. E.

CreoleCook -> RE: Most funniest thing? (8/7/2006 3:26:24 PM)
I don't know that I can compete with the Lucky charms, but here goes... (still chuckling over that one) I set up the perfect scene with a submissive. she was to receive a shibari style bondage tie down, followed up with a little flogging, a little sensory deprivation, and finish off with a solid 20 minutes multiple orgasms, thanks to the remote control vibrating panties I had her put on. So here I am, tying her up, and she starts to squirm. I don't think anything of it, because as she shifts her weight, the squirming stops. I work my way around her torso, and again she starts squirming, but stops, with this rather wide eyed look of askance from me. I choose not to ask just yet, but finally finish tying her up. About this time, her roommates come in, say hello, and head to their rooms. I think nothing of it, so I finish tying her in place, and begin warming her up. About three minutes into the warm up, she starts squirming again, and of course, I'm thinking maybe she just needs to use the bathroom... but she's not waving the scarf in her left hand (she does have a ball gag, btw.) two scarves, one red, one black... black means bathroom, red means too hard, stop... Anywho, I figure she's just getting comfortable, by squirming a bit, and continue on with the flogging. Roommate comes down, and goes into the kitchen, and starts digging around in one of the junk drawers (looking for double a batteries.) I begin in earnest, bringing forth nice stinging, thumping sensations through the use of two differently weighted floggers, when she starts squirming, then stops... squirms again, then stops, sighs through the gag, calms for about a minutes, then starts squirming in earnest! Okay, I know somethings going on by now, so I stop, and pull down her ball gag... once she is able to whet her mouth, she looks at me, and asks, "Where is the remote?" I point down to where I set it on the table, which there is a remote sitting right there. She says, "press it." I press the button, and the garage door starts to open .... Needless to say, I couldn't finish the scene I was chuckling quite visibly, as was both the roommates, while she remained tied up, laughing, and squirming at the same time. CC

WhipTheHip -> RE: Most funniest thing? (8/7/2006 7:12:35 PM)
How about the time I placed super glue on my sub's lips and had her put her lips around my hardon. Then found she could not free herself. Can you imagine the expressions on the paramedics when they arrived and saw our predickament.. Or the time, I put some glycerin and potasium permanganate at the bottom of a wine bottle, then inserted a flexible asbestos cover over the mixture and put the opening of the bottle on my sub's nipple. The spontaneous combustion burned all the oxygen in the bottle, creating a vacuum which sucked my sub's nipple into the bottle, which is what I hoped for. But after an hour, I still couldn't get it off her. Can you imagine the expression on the triage nurse's face when we had to show her the reason we needed emergency room services. Just kidding. Had you going didn't I? But these would be funny if they ever happened. I thought I would hear stories like this or about things stuck places where they shouldn't be put.

KnightinBlack -> RE: Most funniest thing? (8/7/2006 10:27:33 PM)
My dog ran off with my sub at the time's favorite toy.... And preceeded to run out the dog door with it... So Im chasing him around the yard, with the "toy" in his mouth..... In broad daylight....

doll -> RE: Most funniest thing? (8/8/2006 4:41:29 AM)
I won't mention what happened during the scene...too embarassing....but afterwards we all (there were 4 of us there) decided to have a little fun..we are playing and all and the female goes into the bathroom after she is done and tells the male to "help" me finish (masturbation with toy) and he comes over and sits on the side of the bed and decided to have a conversation with me..which is totally distracting me and after 15 minutes of still no orgasm, the female comments that I was taking too long and so I decided to ignore him and concentrate, finally succeeded and she said I faked it and then told me that I had worn out her toy and killed the batteries in them. All of this was after an amusing night.

Slipstreme -> RE: Most funniest thing? (8/8/2006 4:09:40 PM)
quote: I have broken L1 vertebre grimaces Glad I lucked out with higher than normal bone density. Most embarassing scene(s) I have had many, but I guess the best one would be when I had my roomate bound up in his body bag. I was going to drag him onto the edge of the beg and give him a nice spanking, and suddenly the leg of the bed breaks, and we both fall forward. About twenty minutes later we finally stop laughing at the hilarity of it all, especially considering that we weren't really making any real vigorous movements when it broke in the first place. This wasn't exactly in scene, but post scene with the same person. We are having a pillow fight. I go to smack him with the pillow, and whack! The light goes out, after the pillow knocks the lamp above the bed, and we are thrown into pitch blackness. More recently, I was bound to a St. Andrew's Cross during a flogging, and I have been battling a cold for the last four weeks or so, and suddenly, I have a coughing fit. I signal for my Tops to halt, while I regain composure, and then blush as I have to admit that the coughing interrupted an orgasm. (This has happened twice now in the same month, at two different munch group's play parties. So there was quite an audience that heard that remark.) I also rank these as the most irritating of all scenes. I don't like having to quit what I am doing because of coughing fits. I know I probably shouldn't be playing much with a cold anyway, but I don't want the cold running my life.

beenwhipped -> RE: Most funniest thing? (8/9/2006 1:30:18 PM)
quick off topic question... what is a St Andrews Cross? Edited: i cant type

raiken -> RE: Most funniest thing? (8/9/2006 1:42:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: beenwhipped quick off topic question... what is a St Andrews Cross? Edited: i cant type It is a big cross shaped like an "X" that one is bound to by wrists and ankles usually, of course i have seen other ways to use the cross for bondage...lol The limbs are spread apart to match the "X" shape and positioning.

beenwhipped -> RE: Most funniest thing? (8/9/2006 1:46:11 PM)
never heard the proper name. love that thing

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