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RE: This computer isn't doing what I tell it to. - 1/4/2014 2:19:45 PM

MalcolmNathaniel

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I suggest telling it to do something else.

Not an option. Computers that don't do what I tell them are fundamentally wrong. It's worse than a slave girl disobeying.

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RE: This computer isn't doing what I tell it to. - 1/4/2014 2:45:48 PM

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Work from that angle, then. Tell it you don't keep things that don't submit to your will.

Works for both computers and people.

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RE: This computer isn't doing what I tell it to. - 1/4/2014 4:36:20 PM

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Littlewonder: You are threatening to take it back to the shop.

But it's new yet! If I threaten it by telling it I'm taking it back, I keep hoping I'll be intimidating enough to motivate it to get with the program!

Didn't I order you to return that POS a week ago?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm....

uumm...the threat worked Master. It has shaped up and is working ever since. I don't think you have had any problems for a bit now.

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RE: This computer isn't doing what I tell it to. - 1/4/2014 6:22:27 PM

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Littlewonder: You are threatening to take it back to the shop.

But it's new yet! If I threaten it by telling it I'm taking it back, I keep hoping I'll be intimidating enough to motivate it to get with the program!

Didn't I order you to return that POS a week ago?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm....

uumm...the threat worked Master. It has shaped up and is working ever since. I don't think you have had any problems for a bit now.

Quite the gamble you are taking. It's literally your ass ;-)

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RE: This computer isn't doing what I tell it to. - 1/5/2014 7:14:06 PM

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Ask yourself this: what does it mean to sacrifice a virgin?

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RE: This computer isn't doing what I tell it to. - 1/5/2014 7:15:27 PM

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I suggest telling it to do something else.

Not an option. Computers that don't do what I tell them are fundamentally wrong. It's worse than a slave girl disobeying.

That is a truly excellent point. I should have known that one.

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RE: This computer isn't doing what I tell it to. - 1/5/2014 8:36:43 PM

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I suggest you actually shoot it as a warning to others.

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RE: This computer isn't doing what I tell it to. - 1/5/2014 10:39:13 PM

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Whats with all the Computer Hate

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RE: This computer isn't doing what I tell it to. - 1/5/2014 11:11:42 PM

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No computers were harmed in the making of this video.

<ok, maybe one or two>

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saz0djMeD5g

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RE: This computer isn't doing what I tell it to. - 1/6/2014 12:08:16 PM

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Laughed my ass off at that.

You owe me a new ass.

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RE: This computer isn't doing what I tell it to. - 1/6/2014 7:15:27 PM

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