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GotSteel -> Festivus for the rest of us (12/13/2013 1:24:33 PM)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/11/festivus-florida-pole_n_4427828.html

I feel like using Pabst Blue Ribbon was trashy, I mean holiday displays should at least be made of a classy beer.




vincentML -> RE: Festivus for the rest of us (12/13/2013 2:34:52 PM)

I agree. Pretty trashy. Some atheists are embarrassments. I rather like celebrating the festival of lights in the pits of the winter solstice as a reminder that Spring will come again and life is good. I think this old boy could have picked a more meaningful symbol.




thishereboi -> RE: Festivus for the rest of us (12/13/2013 2:50:30 PM)


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ORIGINAL: GotSteel

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/11/festivus-florida-pole_n_4427828.html

I feel like using Pabst Blue Ribbon was trashy, I mean holiday displays should at least be made of a classy beer.



No shit, what's wrong with Bud, it is the king after all and I love their commercials.




GotSteel -> RE: Festivus for the rest of us (12/13/2013 3:21:55 PM)


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ORIGINAL: vincentML
I think this old boy could have picked a more meaningful symbol.


He is celebrating the holiday of festivus correctly by airing his grievences and I'm likewise celebrating the holiday by calling his unadorned aluminum pole pitiful.




TheHeretic -> RE: Festivus for the rest of us (12/13/2013 6:18:52 PM)


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ORIGINAL: GotSteel


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ORIGINAL: vincentML
I think this old boy could have picked a more meaningful symbol.


He is celebrating the holiday of festivus correctly by airing his grievences and I'm likewise celebrating the holiday by calling his unadorned aluminum pole pitiful.



Let me just make sure I'm clear on this, GotSteel. You emphatically refuse to consider that there might be some very solid wisdom of the ages mixed in with the myths and hokum of the religious traditions of our species, but you'll embrace a holiday created for the subplot of a TV sitcom, so the character had something to run his mouth about in an episode?

I mean hey, whatever gets you through the longest nights of the year, but it's tough to use the "family tradition," excuse at work.




GotSteel -> RE: Festivus for the rest of us (12/13/2013 7:17:50 PM)


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ORIGINAL: TheHeretic
Let me just make sure I'm clear on this, GotSteel. You emphatically refuse to consider that there might be some very solid wisdom of the ages mixed in with the myths and hokum of the religious traditions of our species

I'd like to air my grievence against the willfully ignorant. Watching the same individuals time and again pull out incompetent charactertures of my positions [sm=m23.gif] But I guess that's the thing about strawmen there are plenty of straws to grasp at.

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ORIGINAL: TheHeretic
but you'll embrace a holiday created for the subplot of a TV sitcom, so the character had something to run his mouth about in an episode?

Actually Festivus is a family tradition of the editor and author Daniel O'Keefe dating back to 1966. Furthermore, I've never seen the episode, I enjoy the holiday from having attended Festivus parties.




jlf1961 -> RE: Festivus for the rest of us (12/13/2013 7:30:46 PM)

I would suggest a tower constructed of empty Jack Daniels bottles. Not one on top of the other as in the beer can tower, but an actual architectural construct, with the proper engineering to insure no collapse.

I prefer whiskey, getting drunk on beer usually makes me commode hugging miserable, whiskey on the other hand leaves no headache, no puking, and just the normal household damage of falling through various doors, which would not happen if people did not tilt the damn house when I am walking.




TheHeretic -> RE: Festivus for the rest of us (12/13/2013 8:15:05 PM)

No caricature intended, GotSteel. If I'm in error on your opinion of the contents of the Bible etc., I'll welcome an improved view.




GotSteel -> RE: Festivus for the rest of us (12/13/2013 8:32:44 PM)

It's supposed to be an unadorned aluminum pole. So the guy has failed at unadorned in that it's a prolific add for Pabst. And it's kind of keeling over so not terribly pole worthy either.

You'd think if the guy was going to drive 450 miles and go on national television that he'd take the time to get an unadorned aluminum pole right.




jlf1961 -> RE: Festivus for the rest of us (12/13/2013 8:39:02 PM)

I'll be damned, there really is a Festivus for the rest of us !

Still dont agree with the aluminum pole or whatever, think a tower of whiskey bottles would be better, kinda like a short version of the Eiffel tower, or the Washington monument.




GotSteel -> RE: Festivus for the rest of us (12/13/2013 9:05:01 PM)


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ORIGINAL: TheHeretic
No caricature intended, GotSteel. If I'm in error on your opinion of the contents of the Bible etc., I'll welcome an improved view.


1. You've claimed I "refuse to consider". This is bull, I spent roughly half my life as a Christian and my deconversion didn't happen on a whim. It took years of thought and everything from a fasting in the dessert vision quest to attending a zen buddhist monastery in Kyoto. Come on man, we've been talking about this for years, how could you possibly claim a lack of considering on my part?

2. Being in the Bible doesn't automatically make something false, my position is that being in the Bible doesn't automatically make something true either.

That everything in there be evaluated and should stand or fail on it's own merritts without relying on an appeal to authority or the brainwashing of presuppositionalism.

*Shrug* shouldn't be that complicated or hard to understand, I'm just talking about critical thinking.




GotSteel -> RE: Festivus for the rest of us (12/13/2013 9:09:13 PM)

The part truly blasphemous to the spirit of Festivus is that you can buy Festivus poles.

http://www.festivuspoles.com/pages/festivus/assembly.htm




jlf1961 -> RE: Festivus for the rest of us (12/13/2013 9:28:43 PM)


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ORIGINAL: GotSteel


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ORIGINAL: TheHeretic
No caricature intended, GotSteel. If I'm in error on your opinion of the contents of the Bible etc., I'll welcome an improved view.


1. You've claimed I "refuse to consider". This is bull, I spent roughly half my life as a Christian and my deconversion didn't happen on a whim. It took years of thought and everything from a fasting in the dessert vision quest to attending a zen buddhist monastery in Kyoto. Come on man, we've been talking about this for years, how could you possibly claim a lack of considering on my part?

2. Being in the Bible doesn't automatically make something false, my position is that being in the Bible doesn't automatically make something true either.

That everything in there be evaluated and should stand or fail on it's own merritts without relying on an appeal to authority or the brainwashing of presuppositionalism.

*Shrug* shouldn't be that complicated or hard to understand, I'm just talking about critical thinking.



I often wondered about your statements about the Christian faith Steel, now with what you have written, I understand it a little better, and I agree with you about the bible not necessarily being the absolute truth, or an absolute lie.

I am a Christian, actually a catholic, and I do not believe the bible as the absolute word of god, but then my reasoning is different from yours. The first five (?) books of the old testament are called the books of Moses, and God dictated them to Moses.

Now, first, Moses is human and humans have a nasty habit of changing things to suit their ideas. So I doubt that Moses wrote down every word that god told him to.

As for the New Testament, none of the gospels were written during the time of Christ and none are first hand accounts. They are the written word of stories told after the fact by people who had them passed down to them by people who were not actually witnesses to the teachings and miracles of Jesus. Again, human interference with the word to suit humans.

For example, the Pharisees did not have the authority to put Jesus to death, no matter what he had done. Roman governors did not preside over the trials of a religious nature for the locals.

The bible side steps that little problem, and not well, by stating the Pharisees took Jesus to Pilate to have him tried by a roman. This still painted the Jews as the instigators of the crucifixion of Jesus.

However, Pilate would have become involved if Jesus was preaching anything that could be considered subversive to Roman rule of the holy land. The fact that his followers declared him the king of the Jews, the Messiah, and he referred to himself as the son of God. Everyone of those statements would bring him to the attention of Pilate, as a revolutionary or worse.

Thus it is my opinion, shared with some historians, that Pharisees were not even remotely involved in the trial and crucifixion of Jesus. It was the Romans from the word go.

Why the change in the story? If the Christians put the blame on the Jews and not the Romans, the new religion stood a better chance of being accepted by a larger number of people. Not to mention that shortly after the death of Jesus, the Jews rose in rebellion against the Romans and were soundly beaten and exiled from the holy land.




TheHeretic -> RE: Festivus for the rest of us (12/13/2013 9:47:48 PM)

Well, we've been brushing past it for a good while, GotSteel, but I think that is the first time time I've seen you state a personal history with Christianity. Granted, there are plenty of atheism discussions I don't follow that closely, if at all. On the flip side of that coin, I do encounter you dismissing the possibility that some sort of faith can play an important role in people's lives, or even be an asset to improving mental health, as over on the addiction thread.

Anyway, getting back to the topic at hand, Festivus strikes me as a sad substitute for a perfectly good holiday tradition that has already had most of the religion sucked out of it anyway.

And, assuming O'Keefe didn't just make up the family history, wouldn't his turning the tradition into an episode of a sitcom on commercial TV be far more truly blasphemous to the anti-commercial spirit of the occasion than selling a pole to the gullible?




jlf1961 -> RE: Festivus for the rest of us (12/13/2013 10:32:42 PM)


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ORIGINAL: TheHeretic

Well, we've been brushing past it for a good while, GotSteel, but I think that is the first time time I've seen you state a personal history with Christianity. Granted, there are plenty of atheism discussions I don't follow that closely, if at all. On the flip side of that coin, I do encounter you dismissing the possibility that some sort of faith can play an important role in people's lives, or even be an asset to improving mental health, as over on the addiction thread.

Anyway, getting back to the topic at hand, Festivus strikes me as a sad substitute for a perfectly good holiday tradition that has already had most of the religion sucked out of it anyway.

And, assuming O'Keefe didn't just make up the family history, wouldn't his turning the tradition into an episode of a sitcom on commercial TV be far more truly blasphemous to the anti-commercial spirit of the occasion than selling a pole to the gullible?



Heretic, it is too damn late at night for you to be making sense.

For that reason I hope that if their is a Santa Claus, I hope that he brings you a bakers dozen of good looking blonde VALLEY girls of legal age that use the word "like" at the beginning of each sentence, and other annoying grammatical errors.




SadistDave -> RE: Festivus for the rest of us (12/14/2013 3:31:47 AM)

We have a local radio station that has a Festivus Friday every week for an hour or so. (It depends on whats going on each week). It's cute, it's funny as hell, and people love it.

Kwanza- however the fuck they've decided to spell it- is a purely invented holiday that some guy came up with because he wanted a holiday specific to African Americans. Basically this dude, Ron Everett, wanted a black Christmas so he threw a bunch of ideas together from his African Studies classes where he was trying to teach American born blacks how to act the way he believed African do, and TA DA! Kwanza!

I don't see a celebration with a pole made out of beer cans as being any less deserving of holiday stature. However, I would rank both Festivus and Kwanza higher on the list of legitimate holidays than the observances that began in the marketing division of Hallmark.

-SD-




kalikshama -> RE: Festivus for the rest of us (12/14/2013 6:55:44 AM)

http://www.mediaite.com/tv/stewart-demolishes-megyn-kelly-and-fox-for-freaking-out-over-santas-race-and-the-war-on-christmas%E2%84%A2/

Jon Stewart is really getting tired of Fox News still flogging this War on Christmas™ nonsense, and Thursday night, he said that “shit’s getting real.” He took on both Gretchen Carlson and Megyn Kelly Thursday night for freaking out about a Festivus pole and black Santa.

Stewart mocked Fox’s “manger danger warnings” before getting to the “crazy” stuff Kelly said about why Santa is white, period. Stewart explained the historical person Santa is based on actually had a darker skin pigmentation. And on the follow-up point that Jesus was white, Stewart said, “You do know Jesus wasn’t born in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, right?”

Jessica Williams then joined Stewart to explain that black people feeling uncomfortable about a white Santa need to get over it, while anything at all that makes white people feel uncomfortable has to be fixed immediately.

Watch the video below, via Comedy Central:

http://www.thedailyshow.com/full-episodes/thu-december-12-2013-evangeline-lilly




sloguy02246 -> RE: Festivus for the rest of us (12/14/2013 6:57:46 AM)


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ORIGINAL: SadistDave

Kwanza- however the fuck they've decided to spell it- is a purely invented holiday that some guy came up with because he wanted a holiday specific to African Americans. Basically this dude, Ron Everett, wanted a black Christmas so he threw a bunch of ideas together from his African Studies classes where he was trying to teach American born blacks how to act the way he believed African do, and TA DA! Kwanza!

-SD-


You are correct that Kwanzaa is an "invented" holiday.
So are Valentine's Day, Mother's Day, Memorial Day, Father's Day, Labor Day, Veteran's Day, Thanksgiving, and any other holiday not tied to a specific event and/or a specific date in history (New Year's, July 4th, Christmas, etc.).

I also agree that attempts to create other "holidays" (Grandparent's Day, Secretary's Day, Sweetheart's Day, Boss's Day, etc.) should be shunned as marketing gimmicks created by those whose only objective is to sell more merchandise, rather than honor the namesake of the invented holiday.




GotSteel -> RE: Festivus for the rest of us (12/14/2013 8:36:30 PM)


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ORIGINAL: TheHeretic
Anyway, getting back to the topic at hand, Festivus strikes me as a sad substitute for a perfectly good holiday tradition that has already had most of the religion sucked out of it anyway.


I celebrate Christmas with the family as a tradition that I'd consider entirely secular and some years it's great. Particularly when I've been travelling and needing to find presents has given me an excuse to shop places I'd never have seen otherwise.

Other years none of use really want anything and it seems like the only people all the gift giving really does anything for are the department stores.

So I'm not terribly inclined to have yet another Christmas party with the friends spending yet more money on nick nacks to cludder the basement. But to get together complain a bit, have some beer and then bust out the feats of strength is good fun.




GotSteel -> RE: Festivus for the rest of us (12/14/2013 9:15:39 PM)


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ORIGINAL: TheHeretic
I do encounter you dismissing the possibility that some sort of faith can play an important role in people's lives, or even be an asset to improving mental health, as over on the addiction thread.


This once again seems like a multilated characterization of my position. The numbers of something like 5% recovery from AA versus 3% for doing nothing were brought up. If that was the best we had I'd say by all means do AA, but that's not the best we have. If AA was based on the cutting edge science of the time(which it wasn't), having been founded in 1935 it would still be hopelessly obsolete.

Better alternatives in treatment exist today, I cited the study puting AA's spiritual component up against modern treatment which showed that the spiritual component was actively harmful to the recovery process.

I didn't find that out by dismissing the possibility, what happened is that contemplating the possibility led me to actually check.

My opinion isn't a matter of dismissing the possibility it's about being aware of the reality.




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