Collarspace Discussion Forums


Home  Login  Search 

I'm considering having sex with myself...


View related threads: (in this forum | in all forums)

Logged in as: Guest
 
All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Off the Grid >> I'm considering having sex with myself... Page: [1] 2   next >   >>
Login
Message << Older Topic   Newer Topic >>
I'm considering having sex with myself... - 12/9/2013 6:47:21 PM   
LookieNoNookie


Posts: 12216
Joined: 8/9/2008
Status: offline 		I've been considering it for the last hour or so....

I know I won't say no....I'm a giver....(I want to please).

But then, what if I don't like myself? Maybe I'll say "Whoah!!! WTF???? Taking a few liberties there aren't you bucko?"

Maybe I won't care. Maybe I'll just be a slut and give myself to me.

I won't even ask for my phone number.

I'm living on the edge.



Profile   Post #: 1
RE: I'm considering having sex with myself... - 12/9/2013 7:27:21 PM   
poise


Posts: 9509
Joined: 7/3/2010
Status: offline 		Pics or it didn't happen!
You know, since you're a giver and all.

_____________________________

When the path ignites a soul, there’s no remaining in place.

(in reply to LookieNoNookie)
Profile   Post #: 2
RE: I'm considering having sex with myself... - 12/9/2013 7:29:01 PM   
DesFIP


Posts: 25191
Joined: 11/25/2007
From: Apple County NY
Status: offline 		Just remember to decide who gives who aftercare. You know, if you extend this to "me, myself and I" you could be in a committed poly relationship.

_____________________________

Slave to laundry

Cynical and proud of it!


(in reply to poise)
Profile   Post #: 3
RE: I'm considering having sex with myself... - 12/9/2013 7:39:48 PM   
LookieNoNookie


Posts: 12216
Joined: 8/9/2008
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: DesFIP

Just remember to decide who gives who aftercare. You know, if you extend this to "me, myself and I" you could be in a committed poly relationship.


It's okay....by then I'll be beside myself.

(in reply to DesFIP)
Profile   Post #: 4
RE: I'm considering having sex with myself... - 12/9/2013 7:59:06 PM   
Spiritedsub2


Posts: 3316
Joined: 7/18/2012
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie


quote:

ORIGINAL: DesFIP

Just remember to decide who gives who aftercare. You know, if you extend this to "me, myself and I" you could be in a committed poly relationship.


It's okay....by then I'll be beside myself.

I'm beside myself reading this thread. Just don't charge yourself tribute...

_____________________________

Don’t grieve. Anything you lose comes round in another form.
~ Rumi

Laughing Dolphin

(in reply to LookieNoNookie)
Profile   Post #: 5
RE: I'm considering having sex with myself... - 12/9/2013 8:03:16 PM   
MAINEiacMISTRESS


Posts: 1180
Joined: 9/12/2012
Status: offline 		Wait...didn't I see this in a movie once? "Me, Myself, and Irene". That's one movie scene I'd prefer to FORGET.


quote:

ORIGINAL: DesFIP

Just remember to decide who gives who aftercare. You know, if you extend this to "me, myself and I" you could be in a committed poly relationship.


(in reply to DesFIP)
Profile   Post #: 6
RE: I'm considering having sex with myself... - 12/9/2013 8:07:46 PM   
LookieNoNookie


Posts: 12216
Joined: 8/9/2008
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2


quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie


quote:

ORIGINAL: DesFIP

Just remember to decide who gives who aftercare. You know, if you extend this to "me, myself and I" you could be in a committed poly relationship.


It's okay....by then I'll be beside myself.

I'm beside myself reading this thread. Just don't charge yourself tribute...


OMFG!!!! That never occurred to me!!!!

What if I want money????

(in reply to Spiritedsub2)
Profile   Post #: 7
RE: I'm considering having sex with myself... - 12/9/2013 8:09:50 PM   
TheHeretic


Posts: 19100
Joined: 3/25/2007
From: California, USA
Status: offline 		Well, at least if you catch anything, that awkward phone call will be easier.

_____________________________

If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced.
That's why people with no sense of humor have such an inflated sense of self-importance.


(in reply to LookieNoNookie)
Profile   Post #: 8
RE: I'm considering having sex with myself... - 12/9/2013 8:20:18 PM   
LookieNoNookie


Posts: 12216
Joined: 8/9/2008
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: TheHeretic

Well, at least if you catch anything, that awkward phone call will be easier.


That is an excellent point.

I will always know where I am, more importantly, whether or not I'm being too aggressive for my own tastes.

(I do know all of my jokes....kinda makes the evening not quite as enjoyable).

(in reply to TheHeretic)
Profile   Post #: 9
RE: I'm considering having sex with myself... - 12/9/2013 8:39:02 PM   
MalcolmNathaniel


Posts: 1394
Joined: 9/20/2010
Status: offline 		Have you asked yourself if it's OK to post about that on a public site? You might get angry with yourself for telling the rest of the world what you plan on doing. You should make sure that you don't mind telling that to people.

(in reply to LookieNoNookie)
Profile   Post #: 10
RE: I'm considering having sex with myself... - 12/9/2013 9:08:59 PM   
LookieNoNookie


Posts: 12216
Joined: 8/9/2008
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: MalcolmNathaniel

Have you asked yourself if it's OK to post about that on a public site? You might get angry with yourself for telling the rest of the world what you plan on doing. You should make sure that you don't mind telling that to people.


What a fool I am, so disrespectful.

I feel ashamed now.

(I didn't mean anything by it).

< Message edited by LookieNoNookie -- 12/9/2013 9:09:00 PM >

(in reply to MalcolmNathaniel)
Profile   Post #: 11
RE: I'm considering having sex with myself... - 12/9/2013 11:59:05 PM   
MasterCaneman


Posts: 3842
Joined: 3/21/2013
Status: offline 		You should take yourself out to dinner to make up for it, you know. Someplace nice, too.

_____________________________

Age and treachery will always overcome youth and ambition.

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. ~ Sun Tzu

Goddess Wrangler



(in reply to LookieNoNookie)
Profile   Post #: 12
RE: I'm considering having sex with myself... - 12/10/2013 1:15:18 AM   
eulero83


Posts: 1470
Joined: 11/4/2005
Status: offline 		I'm sure you'll love yourself more than anybody else so it's probably for the best

(in reply to MasterCaneman)
Profile   Post #: 13
RE: I'm considering having sex with myself... - 12/10/2013 1:58:37 AM   
truebluestocking


Posts: 4
Joined: 7/28/2011
Status: offline 		Hey, it's a grownup decision with no strings attached. Join the ranks of those you have loved and left!

(in reply to eulero83)
Profile   Post #: 14
RE: I'm considering having sex with myself... - 12/10/2013 4:06:43 AM   
kiwisub12


Posts: 4742
Joined: 1/11/2006
Status: offline 		Perhaps a nice piece of jewelry would make yourself feel better?

After all, if you were nice enough to have sex with yourself you are probably nice enough to be thoughtful afterwards.

(in reply to truebluestocking)
Profile   Post #: 15
RE: I'm considering having sex with myself... - 12/10/2013 1:05:20 PM   
FrostedFlake


Posts: 3084
Joined: 3/4/2009
From: Centralia, Washington
Status: offline 		I'm not sure this is so great an idea. I'm thinking about introducing your date to the family at Christmas dinner. Might be a bit awkward. I hope you've thought about that.

_____________________________

Frosted Flake
simul justus et peccator
Einen Liebhaber, und halten Sie die Schraube

"... evil (and hilarious) !!" Hlen5

(in reply to kiwisub12)
Profile   Post #: 16
RE: I'm considering having sex with myself... - 12/10/2013 3:16:40 PM   
Moonlightmaddnes


Posts: 958
Joined: 6/4/2012
Status: offline 		Well at least if there is a birth control failure if the other half screams it is all your fault you know for a fact it is indeed all your fault.


_____________________________

Submission is a gift that must be earned. It can be given, but never taken


(in reply to FrostedFlake)
Profile   Post #: 17
RE: I'm considering having sex with myself... - 12/10/2013 3:45:26 PM   
lovmuffin


Posts: 3759
Joined: 9/28/2007
Status: offline 		You could even post yourself some wank fodder without the embarrassment of trying to surreptitiously ask for it.

(in reply to Moonlightmaddnes)
Profile   Post #: 18
RE: I'm considering having sex with myself... - 12/10/2013 4:27:22 PM   
deathtothepixies


Posts: 683
Joined: 2/19/2012
Status: offline 		will you respect yourself in the morning or will it be one of those awkward" I better be off now, call me sometime" moments?

(in reply to lovmuffin)
Profile   Post #: 19
RE: I'm considering having sex with myself... - 12/10/2013 8:25:29 PM   
LookieNoNookie


Posts: 12216
Joined: 8/9/2008
Status: offline 		Hahahahahahahahaha

I am the best I've ever had (and I always come back for seconds!)

< Message edited by LookieNoNookie -- 12/10/2013 8:26:09 PM >

(in reply to deathtothepixies)
Profile   Post #: 20
Page:   [1] 2   next >   >>
All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Off the Grid >> I'm considering having sex with myself... Page: [1] 2   next >   >>
Jump to:





New Messages No New Messages
Hot Topic w/ New Messages Hot Topic w/o New Messages
Locked w/ New Messages Locked w/o New Messages
 Post New Thread
 Reply to Message
 Post New Poll
 Submit Vote
 Delete My Own Post
 Delete My Own Thread
 Rate Posts




Collarchat.com © 2025
Terms of Service Privacy Policy Spam Policy

0.094