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LookieNoNookie -> I'm considering having sex with myself... (12/9/2013 6:47:21 PM)

I've been considering it for the last hour or so....

I know I won't say no....I'm a giver....(I want to please).

But then, what if I don't like myself? Maybe I'll say "Whoah!!! WTF???? Taking a few liberties there aren't you bucko?"

Maybe I won't care. Maybe I'll just be a slut and give myself to me.

I won't even ask for my phone number.

I'm living on the edge.






poise -> RE: I'm considering having sex with myself... (12/9/2013 7:27:21 PM)

Pics or it didn't happen!
You know, since you're a giver and all. [;)]



DesFIP -> RE: I'm considering having sex with myself... (12/9/2013 7:29:01 PM)

Just remember to decide who gives who aftercare. You know, if you extend this to "me, myself and I" you could be in a committed poly relationship.



LookieNoNookie -> RE: I'm considering having sex with myself... (12/9/2013 7:39:48 PM)


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ORIGINAL: DesFIP

Just remember to decide who gives who aftercare. You know, if you extend this to "me, myself and I" you could be in a committed poly relationship.


It's okay....by then I'll be beside myself.



Spiritedsub2 -> RE: I'm considering having sex with myself... (12/9/2013 7:59:06 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie


quote:

ORIGINAL: DesFIP

Just remember to decide who gives who aftercare. You know, if you extend this to "me, myself and I" you could be in a committed poly relationship.


It's okay....by then I'll be beside myself.

I'm beside myself reading this thread. Just don't charge yourself tribute...



MAINEiacMISTRESS -> RE: I'm considering having sex with myself... (12/9/2013 8:03:16 PM)

Wait...didn't I see this in a movie once? "Me, Myself, and Irene". That's one movie scene I'd prefer to FORGET.


quote:

ORIGINAL: DesFIP

Just remember to decide who gives who aftercare. You know, if you extend this to "me, myself and I" you could be in a committed poly relationship.




LookieNoNookie -> RE: I'm considering having sex with myself... (12/9/2013 8:07:46 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2


quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie


quote:

ORIGINAL: DesFIP

Just remember to decide who gives who aftercare. You know, if you extend this to "me, myself and I" you could be in a committed poly relationship.


It's okay....by then I'll be beside myself.

I'm beside myself reading this thread. Just don't charge yourself tribute...


OMFG!!!! That never occurred to me!!!!

What if I want money????



TheHeretic -> RE: I'm considering having sex with myself... (12/9/2013 8:09:50 PM)

Well, at least if you catch anything, that awkward phone call will be easier.



LookieNoNookie -> RE: I'm considering having sex with myself... (12/9/2013 8:20:18 PM)


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ORIGINAL: TheHeretic

Well, at least if you catch anything, that awkward phone call will be easier.


That is an excellent point.

I will always know where I am, more importantly, whether or not I'm being too aggressive for my own tastes.

(I do know all of my jokes....kinda makes the evening not quite as enjoyable).



MalcolmNathaniel -> RE: I'm considering having sex with myself... (12/9/2013 8:39:02 PM)

Have you asked yourself if it's OK to post about that on a public site? You might get angry with yourself for telling the rest of the world what you plan on doing. You should make sure that you don't mind telling that to people.



LookieNoNookie -> RE: I'm considering having sex with myself... (12/9/2013 9:08:59 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MalcolmNathaniel

Have you asked yourself if it's OK to post about that on a public site? You might get angry with yourself for telling the rest of the world what you plan on doing. You should make sure that you don't mind telling that to people.


What a fool I am, so disrespectful.

I feel ashamed now.

(I didn't mean anything by it).



MasterCaneman -> RE: I'm considering having sex with myself... (12/9/2013 11:59:05 PM)

You should take yourself out to dinner to make up for it, you know. Someplace nice, too.



eulero83 -> RE: I'm considering having sex with myself... (12/10/2013 1:15:18 AM)

I'm sure you'll love yourself more than anybody else so it's probably for the best



truebluestocking -> RE: I'm considering having sex with myself... (12/10/2013 1:58:37 AM)

Hey, it's a grownup decision with no strings attached. Join the ranks of those you have loved and left!



kiwisub12 -> RE: I'm considering having sex with myself... (12/10/2013 4:06:43 AM)

Perhaps a nice piece of jewelry would make yourself feel better?

After all, if you were nice enough to have sex with yourself you are probably nice enough to be thoughtful afterwards.



FrostedFlake -> RE: I'm considering having sex with myself... (12/10/2013 1:05:20 PM)

I'm not sure this is so great an idea. I'm thinking about introducing your date to the family at Christmas dinner. Might be a bit awkward. I hope you've thought about that.



Moonlightmaddnes -> RE: I'm considering having sex with myself... (12/10/2013 3:16:40 PM)

Well at least if there is a birth control failure if the other half screams it is all your fault you know for a fact it is indeed all your fault.



lovmuffin -> RE: I'm considering having sex with myself... (12/10/2013 3:45:26 PM)

You could even post yourself some wank fodder without the embarrassment of trying to surreptitiously ask for it.



deathtothepixies -> RE: I'm considering having sex with myself... (12/10/2013 4:27:22 PM)

will you respect yourself in the morning or will it be one of those awkward" I better be off now, call me sometime" moments?



LookieNoNookie -> RE: I'm considering having sex with myself... (12/10/2013 8:25:29 PM)

Hahahahahahahahaha

I am the best I've ever had (and I always come back for seconds!)



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