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LookieNoNookie -> How come.... (6/17/2013 4:57:07 PM)
...in every movie and TV show, all the faxes come out of their machines 27 times faster than they do out of mine?

MasterG2kTR -> RE: How come.... (6/17/2013 6:22:08 PM)
They really don't.....they just speed up the playback when they are spitting out paper....[;)]

tazzygirl -> RE: How come.... (6/17/2013 8:06:27 PM)
They have a bigger budget

Spiritedsub2 -> RE: How come.... (6/17/2013 9:07:53 PM)
Possibly their fax machines are bigger than yours. I'm sorry.

Hillwilliam -> RE: How come.... (6/17/2013 9:22:03 PM)
OP, you have a tiny, insignificant fax machine that will never be able to properly please a woman. You should immediately recruit a REAL MAN who has a fax machine capable of "Getting the job done" if ya know what I mean wink wink Then you will be bound and forced to watch how a REAL fax performs as it spits out literally reams of paper over and over driving her to literary exstacy.

kiwisub12 -> RE: How come.... (6/18/2013 6:29:36 AM)
For that matter, how do the police always solve the crime they are looking at, and how come the bad guy always confesses, and how come those nurses never seem to do any work and get away with it, and how come those student doctors only see two patients a day, and how come Sheldon doesn't get punched at least once every show?

MasterCaneman -> RE: How come.... (6/18/2013 6:47:56 AM)
I want to know how they always manage to find a parking spot right in front of the place they're coming to visit.

theshytype -> RE: How come.... (6/18/2013 9:31:25 AM)
Or how do women wake up with perfect makeup and hair?

Zonie63 -> RE: How come.... (6/18/2013 10:41:07 AM)
The only thing ever portrayed realistically on television was Wile E. Coyote's constant problems with the unreliability of mail order products.

kiwisub12 -> RE: How come.... (6/18/2013 11:20:13 AM)
How come after sex the women can just roll over and go to sleep - apparently without "stuff" oozing everywhere. And how they can wake up and not kill their partner with zackly breath.

erieangel -> RE: How come.... (6/18/2013 11:24:05 AM)
Except that he kept dying and coming back to life!!

joybaby -> RE: How come.... (6/18/2013 11:26:24 AM)
how come in all the medical and crime shows, people will wear gloves while touching a dead body or a at a crime scene...but will then reach into their pocket to get their cell phone, or their glasses, or they'll brush back a stray strand of hair with their gloved hands...ewww. I thought they had people on set whose job it is to make sure it's as realistic as possible...how could they miss that? Oh and why does morning breath seem to turn people on in movies and tv shows? Everyone starts making out as soon as they wake up. Jeez, at least pop a tic tac. Also, the number of women who keep their bras on while having sex just astounds me ;-)

jlf1961 -> RE: How come.... (6/18/2013 11:31:45 AM)
What I want to know is how, in any gun fight in westerns, they can fire so many bullets and never have to reload, not to mention the snipers in any movie that makes a perfect head shot time after time (considering snipers are trained to shoot center mass and avoid the head shot if possible.) How about the high speed chases where the criminal and the cop never hit another car while racing through busy intersections, unless of course it is a comedy, then they cant miss anything. Or the fact that women answer the door right out of bed without a hair out of place and as pointed out, perfect makeup. Why, in every episode of every star trek related series did NO ONE ever go to the bathroom? Anyone remember Kirk ever saying "I gotta take a dump"

joybaby -> RE: How come.... (6/18/2013 11:37:26 AM)
i can't count how many times i've commented to my daughter, "wow, she wears a lot of makeup to bed"

LookieNoNookie -> RE: How come.... (6/18/2013 5:47:50 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2 Possibly their fax machines are bigger than yours. I'm sorry. That actually hurt. (You're outa the damned Will...unless next week I'm feeling overly generous).

Spiritedsub2 -> RE: How come.... (6/18/2013 5:49:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie quote: ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2 Possibly their fax machines are bigger than yours. I'm sorry. That actually hurt. (You're outa the damned Will...unless next week I'm feeling overly generous). If there's a will, I want to be in it. Please take me back.

LookieNoNookie -> RE: How come.... (6/18/2013 5:49:17 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam OP, you have a tiny, insignificant fax machine that will never be able to properly please a woman. You should immediately recruit a REAL MAN who has a fax machine capable of "Getting the job done" if ya know what I mean wink wink Then you will be bound and forced to watch how a REAL fax performs as it spits out literally reams of paper over and over driving her to literary exstacy. Hill...I like the way you think.

LookieNoNookie -> RE: How come.... (6/18/2013 5:50:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kiwisub12 For that matter, how do the police always solve the crime they are looking at, and how come the bad guy always confesses, and how come those nurses never seem to do any work and get away with it, and how come those student doctors only see two patients a day, and how come Sheldon doesn't get punched at least once every show? It's the Nuns. It's always the Nuns.

Spiritedsub2 -> RE: How come.... (6/18/2013 5:51:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie quote: ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam OP, you have a tiny, insignificant fax machine that will never be able to properly please a woman. You should immediately recruit a REAL MAN who has a fax machine capable of "Getting the job done" if ya know what I mean wink wink Then you will be bound and forced to watch how a REAL fax performs as it spits out literally reams of paper over and over driving her to literary exstacy. Hill...I like the way you think. Hey, is Hill still in the will? Ooooh, that was just awful...

LookieNoNookie -> RE: How come.... (6/18/2013 5:51:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman I want to know how they always manage to find a parking spot right in front of the place they're coming to visit. That is Valid!

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