jlf1961
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Joined: 6/10/2008 From: Somewhere Texas Status: offline
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Look, I have a workable plan to create an economic boom, better health care, political reform AND it will just take one thing.... Putting me in charge with Tazzy, the heretic and lucylastic and VAA as my advisory council. After that, I would make cuts to Defense spending to fund a complete modernazation of the nation's infrastructure, bring all our troops home from the middle east and Afghanistan and put them to work patrolling the border with Mexico. I would also authorize a day where all chocolate is free to women. I would make the national religion the worship of Olivia Wilde. I would make it a crime for the Sci Fi series Firefly to ever not be in production. I would outlaw reality tv and replace it with actual entertainment. I would put the most vocal collarme forum users representing both political philosophies in charge of various government agencies. And I would pass a Federal law making clothing optional in ever state in the Union.
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Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think? You cannot control who comes into your life, but you can control which airlock you throw them out of. Paranoid Paramilitary Gun Loving Conspiracy Theorist AND EQUAL OPPORTUNI
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