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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

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ORIGINAL: Notsweet

The bidding war is clearly on, but I'm wondering....is Lookie desperate for money, or to please? Wait, am I really asking that?

So now it's all about quality. If you could only afford to buy one, would you rent both, or just buy one you could keep? Decisions, decisions.

It would be helpful if the subjects in question explained why I should choose one or the other.

Don't need no money...the Pinto station wagon is paid for. (And frankly...it's a hot motherfucking ride).

Although, I will say, cash is, and has always been, my favorite color. It goes with everything you know.

Now, let's be clear on what LookieNoNookie is in fact looking for:

A woman who can take care of me in the style I've become accustomed to.

Let's not hate....let's move on to more refined things....let's love and be loved.

Take care of me, love me, bring me treasures.....that's not that much to ask is it?

(I think not).

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ORIGINAL: Notsweet

Lookie, if you're not desperate for money, why ask for so much? This mil, two mil you're charging....that's a lotta bucks for a whore, dude. Even one as fine as you. Without getting political, I ask, is that fair? Is there a subsidy? A tax deduction? What? I don't wanna put out two mil til I know what I'm getting.

Love the new profile. Ahem.

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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

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ORIGINAL: MrRodgers

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ORIGINAL: TNDommeK

What I wanna know is, if I hire you...will you stir my drink with your penis? That's what gets you paid !

No iced drinks or hot coffee, ok ? Otherwise...you got it. Also, only after the f_act. You realize, I have a reputation to protect...I think.

(As you may know...being a Mr.....stirring cold drinks with my rather large {device} does in fact create issues......shrinkage).

(Not that there's anything wrong with that).

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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

Okay....no more price listed....I'm simply going to make a business card with my name ("LookieNoNookie, Esq."), contact info and a simple statement on the bottom of the card.

"If you have to ask, you can't afford me".

Yep....great marketing ideas here....excellent!

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ORIGINAL: Notsweet

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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

Don't need no money...the Pinto station wagon is paid for. (And frankly...it's a hot motherfucking ride).

Although, I will say, cash is, and has always been, my favorite color. It goes with everything you know.

Now, let's be clear on what LookieNoNookie is in fact looking for:

A woman who can take care of me in the style I've become accustomed to.

Let's not hate....let's move on to more refined things....let's love and be loved.

Take care of me, love me, bring me treasures.....that's not that much to ask is it?

(I think not).

Bring you treasures.
I got your treasures right here, babe.

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ORIGINAL: Notsweet

Lookie, if you're not desperate for money, why ask for so much? This mil, two mil you're charging....that's a lotta bucks for a whore, dude. Even one as fine as you. Without getting political, I ask, is that fair? Is there a subsidy? A tax deduction? What? I don't wanna put out two mil til I know what I'm getting.

Love the new profile. Ahem.

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ORIGINAL: Duskypearls

By the way, folks, am I the only one who doesn't know what in tarnation HFBD is?

I googled it, and all I get is Hashemite Fund for Badia Development. 'Splain, please, Nookie! Maybe Badia is Bad Ass in some language.

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ORIGINAL: Notsweet

Your mother told me she's tired of this trailer trash you keep bringing home, and also, she wants you to move out.
She knows it's your house. She's tired of doing your laundry and playing "What's This Stain?"