jlf1961
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Joined: 6/10/2008 From: Somewhere Texas Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: TheHeretic If you know the Christian apocalypse mythology, it can be fun to play around with. The technology for The Mark has arrived, we just need a few massive catastrophes to get the ball rolling. Yeah, dont remind me, so I aint working on the biblical schedule, I am happy taking my time before taking over. My first mother in law claimed that I was the antichrist, something to do with being Catholic, ex army, and extremely proud of the fact I was the top grad in my class at sniper school. She was Southern Baptist raised, converted to a charismatic christian belief system, and had this idea that everyone in the military was in league with the devil. But then you claim to be The Heretic, so maybe she would have picked you as the antichrist over me. To be honest, if I were to take over the world, Firefly would be back on the air with a new episode seven days a week, the "American Idol" type shows would be outlawed, and eating salsa made with my recipe would be mandatory. After that, if you have no disability that absolutely prevents you from working, then you work, with a minimum of government assistance, education would be a primary concern, health care would be a major priority, research in science, engineering and sustainable energy sources that do not 1) take up large amounts of land, or 2) Impact local ecosystems severely would be encouraged. And of course, anyone that is The Heretic would be in charge of what female subs and slaves shall wear in public. You would also be in charge of citizen morale, fair and equitable government revenues, oversee the department of game and wildlife to make sure there is a good balance of predator, prey, and game animals, finally you would set the quality standard for alcoholic beverages. For all those jobs, you get a government residence in the capital and six localities of your choice. The construction and decor must be worthy of a dom or master's dream palace. Maybe eating my salsa should be a punishment for criminal acts? I have been toying with the idea of adding ghost chili powder to it, not much, just about a tablespoon per gallon of salsa. Uh, have I ever mentioned I was on the very edge of being socially acceptable crazy?
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Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think? You cannot control who comes into your life, but you can control which airlock you throw them out of. Paranoid Paramilitary Gun Loving Conspiracy Theorist AND EQUAL OPPORTUNI
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