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jlf1961 -> RE: A place for pets (1/18/2013 9:04:59 PM)
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A few facts about house cats. 1) no fossil record showing these animals being bred down from small hunting cats have been found, not even mummies in Egypt. 2) They seem to have a "fuck you human" attitude except when it suits them. 3) They require humans to clean up their poop, actually demanding special filled boxes for their business. 4) Humans seem to lose a large percentage of IQ points whenever these creatures do something cute. People. these animals are aliens, part of the alien plan to take over the world. FYI, President Obama is their commander.
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