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Is it me or is everything shit? - 10/11/2012 10:55:56 AM   
Ninebelowzero


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RE: Is it me or is everything shit? - 10/11/2012 11:00:23 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero
Just that really.

Sadly its a yes. [to the latter I mean].

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RE: Is it me or is everything shit? - 10/11/2012 11:55:12 AM   
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RE: Is it me or is everything shit? - 10/11/2012 11:55:40 AM   
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If it smells like shit, then maybe you're right

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RE: Is it me or is everything shit? - 10/11/2012 12:26:47 PM   
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Is it me or is everything shit?

T'would be the dream of the coprophile...

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Sir Jerald looked over to Lady Penelope and gave her a sly wink. "You're really going to love this next course," he said in a hushed whisper full of promise. The servent bought a steaming dinner plate to the table and lifted the silver cover. Lady Penelope's eyes lit up with delight and she blushed furiously at Sir Jerald. "My favourite!" she exclaimed and cut deeply into the big fat pile of shit that had oozed out of Geralds asshole not half an hour ago.


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RE: Is it me or is everything shit? - 10/11/2012 12:29:29 PM   
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RE: Is it me or is everything shit? - 10/11/2012 12:55:54 PM   
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCyMilBrC34

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RE: Is it me or is everything shit? - 10/11/2012 1:01:31 PM   
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RE: Is it me or is everything shit? - 10/11/2012 1:05:40 PM   
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RE: Is it me or is everything shit? - 10/11/2012 1:22:12 PM   
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RE: Is it me or is everything shit? - 10/11/2012 1:28:32 PM   
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RE: Is it me or is everything shit? - 10/11/2012 5:53:51 PM   
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Glad i could clear that up for you.

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RE: Is it me or is everything shit? - 10/11/2012 6:31:16 PM   
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RE: Is it me or is everything shit? - 10/11/2012 7:01:00 PM   
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RE: Is it me or is everything shit? - 10/11/2012 8:15:44 PM   
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RE: Is it me or is everything shit? - 10/12/2012 10:56:30 AM   
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RE: Is it me or is everything shit? - 10/12/2012 1:38:51 PM   
DomMeinCT


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Status: offline 		Life's a piece of shit,
When you look at it.
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show,
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you


Or, it could just be my puppy, still not housetrained 100% yet.

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RE: Is it me or is everything shit? - 10/12/2012 2:29:35 PM   
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There's at least two more besides you, effendi...


Effendi? Didn't Effendi used to be a furrier?

< Message edited by Duskypearls -- 10/12/2012 2:30:11 PM >

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RE: Is it me or is everything shit? - 10/12/2012 5:32:52 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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Just that really.


That's actually a twofold question.

It is you and....everything IS shit.

(Sorry to be the one to have to tell you).

(I feel bad now).

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