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Ninebelowzero -> Is it me or is everything shit? (10/11/2012 10:55:56 AM)
Just that really.

Anaxagoras -> RE: Is it me or is everything shit? (10/11/2012 11:00:23 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero Just that really. Sadly its a yes. [to the latter I mean]. [&:]

LaTigresse -> RE: Is it me or is everything shit? (10/11/2012 11:55:12 AM)
It's you.

myotherself -> RE: Is it me or is everything shit? (10/11/2012 11:55:40 AM)
Sniff it. If it smells like shit, then maybe you're right [:D]

Anaxagoras -> RE: Is it me or is everything shit? (10/11/2012 12:26:47 PM)
quote: Is it me or is everything shit? T'would be the dream of the coprophile... quote: Sir Jerald looked over to Lady Penelope and gave her a sly wink. "You're really going to love this next course," he said in a hushed whisper full of promise. The servent bought a steaming dinner plate to the table and lifted the silver cover. Lady Penelope's eyes lit up with delight and she blushed furiously at Sir Jerald. "My favourite!" she exclaimed and cut deeply into the big fat pile of shit that had oozed out of Geralds asshole not half an hour ago.

Ninebelowzero -> RE: Is it me or is everything shit? (10/11/2012 12:29:29 PM)
I can't make custard any more. It's as lumpy as the Elephant Mans Arse.

Anaxagoras -> RE: Is it me or is everything shit? (10/11/2012 12:55:54 PM)
Maybe that's where it actually came from? If it swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCyMilBrC34

Ninebelowzero -> RE: Is it me or is everything shit? (10/11/2012 1:01:31 PM)
FFS I never thought of that All is clear now. Thanks for your assistance in my hour of need.

LadyPact -> RE: Is it me or is everything shit? (10/11/2012 1:05:40 PM)
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mnottertail -> RE: Is it me or is everything shit? (10/11/2012 1:22:12 PM)
When life seems like shit, make shit-o-rade. Garnish with potato chips or Doritos.

Hillwilliam -> RE: Is it me or is everything shit? (10/11/2012 1:28:32 PM)
When things are down, remember to: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2Wx230gYJw

kiwisub12 -> RE: Is it me or is everything shit? (10/11/2012 5:53:51 PM)
"from shit we came and to shit we shall return". ...so, yes, everything is shit. Glad i could clear that up for you. [:D]

NuevaVida -> RE: Is it me or is everything shit? (10/11/2012 6:31:16 PM)
I don't think everything is shit at all. Quite the opposite, really. We see what we're looking to see.

Anaxagoras -> RE: Is it me or is everything shit? (10/11/2012 7:01:00 PM)
A skill we all need to learn http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c18zU79e2m8 and to think the Ancient Romans used a sponge soaked with vinegar! [:-]

BouncyBoo -> RE: Is it me or is everything shit? (10/11/2012 8:15:44 PM)
Everyone knows that life's a piece of shit, when you look at it. You must always face the curtain with a bow.

Moonhead -> RE: Is it me or is everything shit? (10/12/2012 10:56:30 AM)
There's at least two more besides you, effendi...

DomMeinCT -> RE: Is it me or is everything shit? (10/12/2012 1:38:51 PM)
Life's a piece of shit, When you look at it. Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true. You'll see it's all a show, Keep 'em laughing as you go. Just remember that the last laugh is on you Or, it could just be my puppy, still not housetrained 100% yet. [;)]

Duskypearls -> RE: Is it me or is everything shit? (10/12/2012 2:29:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Moonhead There's at least two more besides you, effendi... Effendi? Didn't Effendi used to be a furrier?

LookieNoNookie -> RE: Is it me or is everything shit? (10/12/2012 5:32:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero Just that really. That's actually a twofold question. It is you and....everything IS shit. (Sorry to be the one to have to tell you). (I feel bad now).

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