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MistressDarkArt -> RE: Doggy Poop Bags Left On Trail (9/30/2012 11:39:12 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: areallivehuman and duct taped to a tree, next to the sidewalk, at eye level, was a bag and a note that said in big bold letters, "THIS IS YOUR BAG OF SHIT. WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU BAG IT AND LEAVE IT ON MY LAWN TAKE IT HOME ASSHOLE " Sure gave me a chuckle. The bag and note were gone the next day. The duct tape is still there. I love it. Good for the 'character' dude.

QueenRah -> RE: Doggy Poop Bags Left On Trail (9/30/2012 3:46:30 PM)
I always bag my doggy's excreta and make him carry it home. My rule is, "You make it. You take it." Can't do anything about the assholes leaving their pets' leavings on the trail. You could file a complaint with the authorities responsible for maintaining the trails (if any). They may patrol the area more heavily or even restrict canines from the trails. There are environmentally safe pet repellents that can discourage dogs from pissing on your bushes. Citronella is a really good product that can be used to keep dogs away. The strong odor from the citronella is offensive to them.

descrite -> RE: Doggy Poop Bags Left On Trail (9/30/2012 4:20:44 PM)
I bag my dog's shit so that nobody accidentally steps in it: I move it off a trail, or a yard. I put it in a can when it's convenient. When I am in the middle of a forest, and he craps off the trail, I don't bag it. When I am in a forest and too far from a can, I will throw it far enough off the trail so that it is not going to be stepped in. The bags I use are biodegradable. Often, my dog will crap -literally- in a bush. I have seen him climb onto a bush, to crap into it. My dog is hilarious. I leave crap in bushes. Nobody is going to step on it, in a bush. Same goes for piss. Piss is sterile: my dog waters your bushes. No need to thank me.

littlewonder -> RE: Doggy Poop Bags Left On Trail (9/30/2012 4:30:26 PM)
dog urine kills plants. Ever see a dog lover's backyard? Lots of times you can tell exactly where they pee. Just look for the dead grass. As for your bags being biodegradable, they take YEARS to degrade and make the forest look like a garbage dump. Take it with you until you fine a garbage can!

descrite -> RE: Doggy Poop Bags Left On Trail (9/30/2012 4:39:55 PM)
Check your plant food: it contains nitrates...same as dog urine. If your plants are so weak that pissing on them kills them, perhaps you ought try a different species. Years are nothing, in nature. Decades are nothing. Are you in a hurry? Do you also get upset when bears crap on the trails? If you find yourself using exclamation points, it's often a good indicator that you should probably get over yourself.

littlewonder -> RE: Doggy Poop Bags Left On Trail (9/30/2012 4:41:23 PM)
So you like walking around in garbage dumps?

descrite -> RE: Doggy Poop Bags Left On Trail (9/30/2012 5:10:18 PM)
Heck, I don't even like walking around in Baltimore. But if the volume of bags cluttering your park is so high you're reminded of a garbage dump, perhaps you'd be best served by going to a bigger park. Warning: big parks have deer. Deer crap all over the place. Including trails. Be sure to wear your rubbers.

littlewonder -> RE: Doggy Poop Bags Left On Trail (9/30/2012 7:08:49 PM)
You live in Baltimore? If you do then you haven't been around the area very long lol.

hausboy -> RE: Doggy Poop Bags Left On Trail (9/30/2012 7:20:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: descrite I bag my dog's shit so that nobody accidentally steps in it: I move it off a trail, or a yard. I put it in a can when it's convenient. When I am in the middle of a forest, and he craps off the trail, I don't bag it. When I am in a forest and too far from a can, I will throw it far enough off the trail so that it is not going to be stepped in. The bags I use are biodegradable. Often, my dog will crap -literally- in a bush. I have seen him climb onto a bush, to crap into it. My dog is hilarious. I leave crap in bushes. Nobody is going to step on it, in a bush. Same goes for piss. Piss is sterile: my dog waters your bushes. No need to thank me. So it's YOU! here's the thing....you put your nice little biodegradeable poopy bags in my cans on a Wednesday....Trash gets picked up on Tuesday. By the time Tuesday rolls around, your bag is a nasty, disgusting pile of shit in the bottom of my can and I have to clean it out. And poop in the bushes? A. It fucking stinks B. When I go outside to prune my bushes, I don't want/expect to find shit there. C. It's my property. Take your dog outside and shit in your bushes. Yeah, your dog is hilarious. Crap in my yard and I'll show you hilarious. An angry dwarf with a steel shovel chasing you and your dog down the street in Baltimore....that WILL be hilarious.

descrite -> RE: Doggy Poop Bags Left On Trail (9/30/2012 7:55:34 PM)
Ah, no, I sure don't live in Baltimore, lw-- who would choose that?I thought you did. Seems to be haus. haus, you really have to calm down. You're going to burst a blood vessel or something. Honestly, folks like you crack me up: "My garbage can is too garbage-y." Uh, okay. You're firing a pellet gun at all the birds that crap in your bushes, too, right? Maybe you should find a hobby less intense and grueling than gardening.

littlewonder -> RE: Doggy Poop Bags Left On Trail (9/30/2012 8:20:23 PM)
We both live in Baltimore and if you have ever lived here you would get it. Most of us have to haul our trash cans into our apartment and when you put garbage into it after the truck has already left we now have to put up with that garbage for another week.

descrite -> RE: Doggy Poop Bags Left On Trail (9/30/2012 8:39:36 PM)
Oh, I've been there...enough to know that dog crap would be the least of my problems, were I to choose to live there. Haus should really just get a grip, though. And a fence.

littlewonder -> RE: Doggy Poop Bags Left On Trail (9/30/2012 8:55:27 PM)
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hausboy -> RE: Doggy Poop Bags Left On Trail (10/1/2012 6:50:08 PM)
hey littlewonder.... he'd last two minutes, here, eh? In my old neighborhood, we had a shooting over someone's dog shitting on their yard. I'm not here by choice.... But don't worry yourself descrite....it's all tongue in cheek. I deal with real life and death issues every day--anonymous internet posters with dogs who can't find a lawn when they crap truly aren't my top priority. welcome to the boards.

descrite -> RE: Doggy Poop Bags Left On Trail (10/1/2012 7:45:44 PM)
That's a lot of hostility you're harboring, hoss. Might want to look into that... And someone who can't choose where he lives probably ought not be involved in life-and-death matters. Ever.

hausboy -> RE: Doggy Poop Bags Left On Trail (10/1/2012 7:59:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: descrite That's a lot of hostility you're harboring, hoss. Might want to look into that... And someone who can't choose where he lives probably ought not be involved in life-and-death matters. Ever. It's haus....and you didn't read my post. my original response was tongue in cheek. your obnoxious response speaks volumes. And not that you really deserve an honest answer, but I am here in Baltimore because I have two wonderful but aging parents that I make sure are safe, healthy, and have whatever they need. I've lived all over the country--this place is my last pick but my parents are here, and thus, so am I. So when you're done washing the taste of foot out of your big mouth.... how about not being so judgmental?....you don't know me, you don't know littlewonder, and you haven't been here long enough to know many of us.

MistressDarkArt -> RE: Doggy Poop Bags Left On Trail (10/1/2012 8:10:50 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: descrite Often, my dog will crap -literally- in a bush. I have seen him climb onto a bush, to crap into it. My dog is hilarious. I leave crap in bushes. Nobody is going to step on it, in a bush. Same goes for piss. Piss is sterile: my dog waters your bushes. No need to thank me. Your sense of entitlement to other people's private property is astounding. You gave such a great example I'd like to give it a try, so what's your address please? Since I don't have a dog, I'll have to bag up the used cat litter to leave hanging from your bush. Don't worry about the cat poop, pee and even the litter hurting your plants: it's all biodegradable and won't smell nearly as bad as your hot steaming pile of dog-poo. You don't mind, do you? I mean, nobody else is supposed to mind when you do it, right? I'll be waiting for you to tell me to get a grip too, boyo. [>:]

hausboy -> RE: Doggy Poop Bags Left On Trail (10/1/2012 8:30:41 PM)
Hey MDA-- just wait for him to deeply analyze your anger issues...[;)] {quick hijack: hope you're feeling better!}

MistressDarkArt -> RE: Doggy Poop Bags Left On Trail (10/1/2012 8:42:06 PM)
I'm sure that's next, Haus. [&:] What he doesn't know is that I was raised by a clinical psychologist and a marriage/family counselor. So going toe-to-toe with me will be one hell of a dance. [:D] Thanks for the well-wishes. Another few weeks and I expect h&h should be right up there where it belongs. I feel very well these days!

Duskypearls -> RE: Doggy Poop Bags Left On Trail (10/1/2012 8:55:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt I'm sure that's next, Haus. [&:] What he doesn't know is that I was raised by a clinical psychologist and a marriage/family counselor. So going toe-to-toe with me will be one hell of a dance. [:D] Thanks for the well-wishes. Another few weeks and I expect h&h should be right up there where it belongs. I feel very well these days! A dance off, hot diggity. I want a front row seat for that! Mistress, thank you for calling this fellow out.

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