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Jebus MOTHERFUCKING HHHHH!!!!!! - 8/1/2012 4:52:04 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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I just popped on....some chics profile popped up and it was so filled with angst (just in the gawdammed header!) that I HAD to read it!:

"DO NOT CONTACT ME IF YOU'RE ANY OF THE FOLLOWING:

- IF YOU DO NOT TAKE THE TIME TO TRULY READ MY PROFILE! STOP ASKING ME FUC$%&@#* STUPID QUESTIONS WHEN YOU ALREADY HAVE THE ANSWERS IN MY PROFILE!!!

- IF YOU DO NOT LIVE IN THE UNITED STATES OR IF YOU CANNOT LEGALLY MOVE TO LIVE HERE (ON YOUR OWN!) I'M SIMPLY NOT FUC$%&@#* IMMIGRATION AND I'M NOT FUC$%&@#* INTERESTED IN MARRYING ANYONE TO MOVE TO THE U.S. GET A FUC$%&@#* LIFE!!! THAT WILL (NOT HAPPEN)!!!

- IF YOU'RE (NOT) A SUBMISSIVE OR A SLAVE & YOU'RE PRETENDING TO BE ONE TO MOVE IN TO LIVE WITH ME TO DO MY CHORES, COOK, CLEAN ETC. FOR ME...LONG STORY SHORT...I WILL FIGURE OUT (WHO YOU REALLY ARE) & SORRY TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE...THAT WILL (NOT) FUC$%&@#* HAPPEN...AT LEAST (NOT) WITH ME! KEEP MOVING!!!

- IF YOU'RE NOT SURE IF YOU'RE (REALLY) INTO THIS LIFESTYLE & YOU'RE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHO YOU REALLY ARE! ONCE AGAIN, KEEP ON MOVING!!!

- REMINDER...KEEP FUC$%&@#* MOVING!!!"

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUUUUUCK!!!!

This chic has been burned a few times!

I get it...guys are fucking stooopit....but fuck....shit....take a gawdamn fucking VALIUM chic!!!!
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RE: Jebus MOTHERFUCKING HHHHH!!!!!! - 8/1/2012 4:56:26 PM   
Anaxagoras


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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie
- IF YOU'RE (NOT) A SUBMISSIVE OR A SLAVE & YOU'RE PRETENDING TO BE ONE TO MOVE IN TO LIVE WITH ME TO DO MY CHORES, COOK, CLEAN ETC. FOR ME...LONG STORY SHORT...I WILL FIGURE OUT (WHO YOU REALLY ARE) & SORRY TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE...THAT WILL (NOT) FUC$%&@#* HAPPEN...AT LEAST (NOT) WITH ME! KEEP MOVING!!!

Um... why would someone pretend to be submissive just to do her chores, and cook, and clean?

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RE: Jebus MOTHERFUCKING HHHHH!!!!!! - 8/1/2012 4:56:36 PM   
CRYPTICLXVI


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RE: Jebus MOTHERFUCKING HHHHH!!!!!! - 8/1/2012 5:01:28 PM   
RemoteUser


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Status: offline 		It is entirely possible that she's already on Valium, and just has no threshold where patience is concerned.

Offer her a doughnut. Take her on a date. Then Do things to her toes.

It worked for Walt Disney.

(Or was that Hefner?)


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RE: Jebus MOTHERFUCKING HHHHH!!!!!! - 8/1/2012 5:02:31 PM   
tj444


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Status: offline 		ummmm.. are you absolutely positively sure it was a chick's profile.. cuz I have seen a few guy's profiles that look exactly like that!!!

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RE: Jebus MOTHERFUCKING HHHHH!!!!!! - 8/1/2012 5:20:26 PM   
mons


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Status: offline 		Ok that is not fair was she a (black woman) ?

Ok she has been burn so much she had not a clue what
is truly going on!!!!!

Now lol if she is not a black woman (remove that we do not to have a bad name ) fbar lol a new word can anyone guest what it means?

Mons

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RE: Jebus MOTHERFUCKING HHHHH!!!!!! - 8/1/2012 5:31:21 PM   
Endivius


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RE: Jebus MOTHERFUCKING HHHHH!!!!!! - 8/1/2012 5:33:56 PM   
JanahX


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RE: Jebus MOTHERFUCKING HHHHH!!!!!! - 8/1/2012 5:54:41 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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ORIGINAL: CRYPTICLXVI




Okay....I really wish I'd have said exactly the above!

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RE: Jebus MOTHERFUCKING HHHHH!!!!!! - 8/1/2012 5:55:53 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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ORIGINAL: RemoteUser

It is entirely possible that she's already on Valium, and just has no threshold where patience is concerned.

Offer her a doughnut. Take her on a date. Then Do things to her toes.

It worked for Walt Disney.

(Or was that Hefner?)



OK...You're on to something here....she is hot, after all.

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RE: Jebus MOTHERFUCKING HHHHH!!!!!! - 8/1/2012 5:56:19 PM   
Anaxagoras


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ORIGINAL: CRYPTICLXVI


Holy fuck, I hope she isn't gearing up to give some dude a blowjob?

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RE: Jebus MOTHERFUCKING HHHHH!!!!!! - 8/1/2012 6:42:37 PM   
DaNewAgeViking


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RE: Jebus MOTHERFUCKING HHHHH!!!!!! - 8/2/2012 8:59:50 AM   
Delilya


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Status: offline 		My thrill of the day was from a gal (?) in California asking me how her slave was today. Um, yeah. She is 23, of course. 5'3", of course. And weighs a hefty 54 pounds, of course. Maybe I'll switch???

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RE: Jebus MOTHERFUCKING HHHHH!!!!!! - 8/2/2012 9:01:34 AM   
searching4mysir


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My thrill of the day was from a gal (?) in California asking me how her slave was today. Um, yeah. She is 23, of course. 5'3", of course. And weighs a hefty 54 pounds, of course. Maybe I'll switch???



I would have replied "I don't know....I haven't seen him. When you find him, ask."

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RE: Jebus MOTHERFUCKING HHHHH!!!!!! - 8/2/2012 9:05:08 AM   
YSG


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Status: offline 		This is basically what guys have to deal with on this site. Most Domme's profiles are like that, just more politely worded.

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RE: Jebus MOTHERFUCKING HHHHH!!!!!! - 8/2/2012 12:01:50 PM   
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RE: Jebus MOTHERFUCKING HHHHH!!!!!! - 8/2/2012 12:08:25 PM   
smartsub10


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ORIGINAL: tj444

ummmm.. are you absolutely positively sure it was a chick's profile.. cuz I have seen a few guy's profiles that look exactly like that!!!


You took the words right out of my keyboard!!

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RE: Jebus MOTHERFUCKING HHHHH!!!!!! - 8/2/2012 6:00:14 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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ORIGINAL: Anaxagoras

quote:

ORIGINAL: CRYPTICLXVI


Holy fuck, I hope she isn't gearing up to give some dude a blowjob?


This chic is getting waaaaaaaaay the fuck too much play!

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RE: Jebus MOTHERFUCKING HHHHH!!!!!! - 8/2/2012 6:01:45 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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ORIGINAL: TNDommeK

I can always tell when Lookie posts,lol.



I can too.

(It's like a damned cancer!)

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RE: Jebus MOTHERFUCKING HHHHH!!!!!! - 8/2/2012 6:04:29 PM   
CRYPTICLXVI


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