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LookieNoNookie -> Jebus MOTHERFUCKING HHHHH!!!!!! (8/1/2012 4:52:04 PM)
Shit! I just popped on....some chics profile popped up and it was so filled with angst (just in the gawdammed header!) that I HAD to read it!: "DO NOT CONTACT ME IF YOU'RE ANY OF THE FOLLOWING: - IF YOU DO NOT TAKE THE TIME TO TRULY READ MY PROFILE! STOP ASKING ME FUC$%&@#* STUPID QUESTIONS WHEN YOU ALREADY HAVE THE ANSWERS IN MY PROFILE!!! - IF YOU DO NOT LIVE IN THE UNITED STATES OR IF YOU CANNOT LEGALLY MOVE TO LIVE HERE (ON YOUR OWN!) I'M SIMPLY NOT FUC$%&@#* IMMIGRATION AND I'M NOT FUC$%&@#* INTERESTED IN MARRYING ANYONE TO MOVE TO THE U.S. GET A FUC$%&@#* LIFE!!! THAT WILL (NOT HAPPEN)!!! - IF YOU'RE (NOT) A SUBMISSIVE OR A SLAVE & YOU'RE PRETENDING TO BE ONE TO MOVE IN TO LIVE WITH ME TO DO MY CHORES, COOK, CLEAN ETC. FOR ME...LONG STORY SHORT...I WILL FIGURE OUT (WHO YOU REALLY ARE) & SORRY TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE...THAT WILL (NOT) FUC$%&@#* HAPPEN...AT LEAST (NOT) WITH ME! KEEP MOVING!!! - IF YOU'RE NOT SURE IF YOU'RE (REALLY) INTO THIS LIFESTYLE & YOU'RE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHO YOU REALLY ARE! ONCE AGAIN, KEEP ON MOVING!!! - REMINDER...KEEP FUC$%&@#* MOVING!!!" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUUUUUCK!!!! This chic has been burned a few times! I get it...guys are fucking stooopit....but fuck....shit....take a gawdamn fucking VALIUM chic!!!!

Anaxagoras -> RE: Jebus MOTHERFUCKING HHHHH!!!!!! (8/1/2012 4:56:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie - IF YOU'RE (NOT) A SUBMISSIVE OR A SLAVE & YOU'RE PRETENDING TO BE ONE TO MOVE IN TO LIVE WITH ME TO DO MY CHORES, COOK, CLEAN ETC. FOR ME...LONG STORY SHORT...I WILL FIGURE OUT (WHO YOU REALLY ARE) & SORRY TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE...THAT WILL (NOT) FUC$%&@#* HAPPEN...AT LEAST (NOT) WITH ME! KEEP MOVING!!! Um... why would someone pretend to be submissive just to do her chores, and cook, and clean? [8\|]

CRYPTICLXVI -> RE: Jebus MOTHERFUCKING HHHHH!!!!!! (8/1/2012 4:56:36 PM)
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RemoteUser -> RE: Jebus MOTHERFUCKING HHHHH!!!!!! (8/1/2012 5:01:28 PM)
It is entirely possible that she's already on Valium, and just has no threshold where patience is concerned. Offer her a doughnut. Take her on a date. Then Do things to her toes. It worked for Walt Disney. (Or was that Hefner?)

tj444 -> RE: Jebus MOTHERFUCKING HHHHH!!!!!! (8/1/2012 5:02:31 PM)
ummmm.. are you absolutely positively sure it was a chick's profile.. cuz I have seen a few guy's profiles that look exactly like that!!! [8\|]

mons -> RE: Jebus MOTHERFUCKING HHHHH!!!!!! (8/1/2012 5:20:26 PM)
Ok that is not fair was she a (black woman) ? Ok she has been burn so much she had not a clue what is truly going on!!!!! Now lol if she is not a black woman (remove that we do not to have a bad name ) fbar lol a new word can anyone guest what it means? Mons

Endivius -> RE: Jebus MOTHERFUCKING HHHHH!!!!!! (8/1/2012 5:31:21 PM)
How very racist of you.

JanahX -> RE: Jebus MOTHERFUCKING HHHHH!!!!!! (8/1/2012 5:33:56 PM)
Midol helps - or lithium.

LookieNoNookie -> RE: Jebus MOTHERFUCKING HHHHH!!!!!! (8/1/2012 5:54:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CRYPTICLXVI [image]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyfdviXxMt1r0fchp.gif[/image] Okay....I really wish I'd have said exactly the above!

LookieNoNookie -> RE: Jebus MOTHERFUCKING HHHHH!!!!!! (8/1/2012 5:55:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RemoteUser It is entirely possible that she's already on Valium, and just has no threshold where patience is concerned. Offer her a doughnut. Take her on a date. Then Do things to her toes. It worked for Walt Disney. (Or was that Hefner?) OK...You're on to something here....she is hot, after all.

Anaxagoras -> RE: Jebus MOTHERFUCKING HHHHH!!!!!! (8/1/2012 5:56:19 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CRYPTICLXVI [image]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyfdviXxMt1r0fchp.gif[/image] Holy fuck, I hope she isn't gearing up to give some dude a blowjob?

DaNewAgeViking -> RE: Jebus MOTHERFUCKING HHHHH!!!!!! (8/1/2012 6:42:37 PM)
Maybe she's just playing hard to get? [sm=blasted.gif]

Delilya -> RE: Jebus MOTHERFUCKING HHHHH!!!!!! (8/2/2012 8:59:50 AM)
My thrill of the day was from a gal (?) in California asking me how her slave was today. Um, yeah. She is 23, of course. 5'3", of course. And weighs a hefty 54 pounds, of course. Maybe I'll switch???

searching4mysir -> RE: Jebus MOTHERFUCKING HHHHH!!!!!! (8/2/2012 9:01:34 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Delilya My thrill of the day was from a gal (?) in California asking me how her slave was today. Um, yeah. She is 23, of course. 5'3", of course. And weighs a hefty 54 pounds, of course. Maybe I'll switch??? I would have replied "I don't know....I haven't seen him. When you find him, ask."

YSG -> RE: Jebus MOTHERFUCKING HHHHH!!!!!! (8/2/2012 9:05:08 AM)
This is basically what guys have to deal with on this site. Most Domme's profiles are like that, just more politely worded.

TNDommeK -> RE: Jebus MOTHERFUCKING HHHHH!!!!!! (8/2/2012 12:01:50 PM)
I can always tell when Lookie posts,lol.

smartsub10 -> RE: Jebus MOTHERFUCKING HHHHH!!!!!! (8/2/2012 12:08:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tj444 ummmm.. are you absolutely positively sure it was a chick's profile.. cuz I have seen a few guy's profiles that look exactly like that!!! [8\|] You took the words right out of my keyboard!! [:D]

LookieNoNookie -> RE: Jebus MOTHERFUCKING HHHHH!!!!!! (8/2/2012 6:00:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Anaxagoras quote: ORIGINAL: CRYPTICLXVI [image]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyfdviXxMt1r0fchp.gif[/image] Holy fuck, I hope she isn't gearing up to give some dude a blowjob? This chic is getting waaaaaaaaay the fuck too much play!

LookieNoNookie -> RE: Jebus MOTHERFUCKING HHHHH!!!!!! (8/2/2012 6:01:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TNDommeK I can always tell when Lookie posts,lol. I can too. (It's like a damned cancer!)

CRYPTICLXVI -> RE: Jebus MOTHERFUCKING HHHHH!!!!!! (8/2/2012 6:04:29 PM)
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