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LookieNoNookie -> By the way...... (6/28/2012 7:53:15 PM)

Ya know what I absofreeakingloooooootly LOVE about being single?

ABSOFUCKINGLOOOOTLYEVERYTHING!!!!!

(It's a goods thang).



LadyHibiscus -> RE: By the way...... (6/28/2012 7:54:55 PM)

No back scritches. No hugs. No readily available sexay.

Yeah, it's okay.



Delilya -> RE: By the way...... (6/28/2012 8:07:13 PM)

Come August 16th I will celebrate 21 glorious years of being divorced. Best damned thing I ever did for myself.



marie2 -> RE: By the way...... (6/28/2012 8:15:22 PM)

No men's products all over my place! You can still get laid, and back scratches and whatever the heck else, as long as the dude has the sense to leave after morning coffee.



TNDommeK -> RE: By the way...... (6/28/2012 8:22:33 PM)

^^^^Ha, sense to leave after coffee. I like that.



LadyHibiscus -> RE: By the way...... (6/28/2012 8:23:01 PM)

Likely men around me = 0.



MercTech -> RE: By the way...... (6/28/2012 8:42:40 PM)

Ok, this reminds me of Julie, a friend from Norfolk....

Julie often said, "I have a job, a house, and a Harley. If I want a man I'll go to the bar and get one. Then, kick him out before breakfast so he doesn't get the idea he can sponge off of me."

I miss going on poker runs with Julie.



tj444 -> RE: By the way...... (6/29/2012 4:23:26 AM)

Is it Friday all ready??? oh dear, (tj looks at calender).. yup it is.. I should know its Friday cuz of Lookie's Every-Friday-Wacky-Thread.. [:D]

I dont like being single but being single is much better than being stuck with the wrong dude..

eta- I agree with kicking the dude out before breakfast.. and dont let him shower after at your place either.. [;)]



MsLadySue -> RE: By the way...... (6/29/2012 5:00:00 AM)

Kick him out after breakfast? Hell, I get what I need and he leaves before I go to sleep. I want the bed to myself and don't care to face anyone first thing in the morning. Mornings, all I want is my coffee along with peace and quiet. Been single way too long to change now. lol

BTW, today is POET'S day. Piss On Everything Tomorrow's Saturday!



mummyman321 -> RE: By the way...... (6/29/2012 5:56:17 AM)

but but butt.......if he's bound and gagged in the basement, he will not bother you at all in the morning :)



Marc2b -> RE: By the way...... (6/29/2012 6:48:54 AM)

The best thing about being single?

Never having to wait for the bathroom... when I gotta piss, I just go and piss!



Iamsemisweet -> RE: By the way...... (6/29/2012 7:14:39 AM)

Well, getting divorced was the best thing I ever did, but I never really wanted to be single. And I have never been happier than I am right now, with my wonderful Love. He is the best!



LadyHibiscus -> RE: By the way...... (6/29/2012 7:30:06 AM)

Three bathrooms in my house, Marc! And unless I am using the facility, who cares?

(House of Not Shy Italian Women)



mummyman321 -> RE: By the way...... (6/29/2012 9:28:55 AM)

Best think about being single. I can travel and visit people!



ashjor911 -> RE: By the way...... (6/29/2012 9:38:42 AM)

Best think about being single..... umm.................uhhh................. i got nothing....





I hate being single[>:]



Delilya -> RE: By the way...... (6/29/2012 9:48:56 AM)

Oh for goodness sake don't feed them. They're like cats, one meal and you'll never get rid of them.



kalikshama -> RE: By the way...... (6/29/2012 12:10:25 PM)

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Kick him out after breakfast? Hell, I get what I need and he leaves before I go to sleep. I want the bed to myself and don't care to face anyone first thing in the morning.


I like my bed to myself too. I used to let my FB sleep in my bed and I'd go out to the woods and sleep in my tent. Once, I wanted sex in the tent, he wanted it in my room, so we compromised and had sex in his truck in the woods...or maybe that was the time we had sex in the backyard.



LadyHibiscus -> RE: By the way...... (6/29/2012 12:15:57 PM)

You had sex in the truck or the FLATBED of the truck? Because if it was IN the truck how did you not hit your head?

(stop laughing.)



Lucylastic -> RE: By the way...... (6/29/2012 1:13:39 PM)

LOL five m inutes and I havent stoppped laughing, or rubbing my head in fond memory



Muttling -> RE: By the way...... (6/29/2012 2:21:24 PM)

I've done it all. Single vanilla, married vanilla, single kinkster, and married kinkster.


Having a kinkster wife is the BEST. We're not poly, but we're not strictly monogomous either. It's ok for both of us to look and we both accept some levels of play. What's more, we endorse some levels of play and we talk openly about our fantasies. It works well.



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