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marie2 -> RE: By the way...... (6/29/2012 2:24:37 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Delilya

Oh for goodness sake don't feed them. They're like cats, one meal and you'll never get rid of them.



Ha!!



TNDommeK -> RE: By the way...... (6/29/2012 2:29:43 PM)

Yea, I can't speak up on the single, I don't know what I'd do if I didn't have My "big fat bear" to snuggle with. (He is neither fat nor a bear, but it sounds so cute)



tj444 -> RE: By the way...... (6/29/2012 6:11:34 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

LOL five m inutes and I havent stoppped laughing, or rubbing my head in fond memory

haha One thing i know is you cant go back.. When i was 17 and having sex with my first boyfriend in his car.. in the freakin cold icy winter in Edmonton, risking getting stuck parked in a snowbank someplace out of the way.. some how it worked then, i dont rememeber hitting my head tho, maybe i was more agile or something.. thank gawd we only had to do that for a month or so until i got a place where we could do it the right way..

but several years later we tried to re-live those early days by having sex in his car in the park again.. OMG! not only did i keep hitting my head (ouch!), which was darn annoying, but a cop spotted us! Luckily, the cops there are not nazis and he just told us to move along..



kalikshama -> RE: By the way...... (6/29/2012 6:40:13 PM)

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Because if it was IN the truck how did you not hit your head?


The door was open [:D]

Once, he came for drive-by sex. I wore a short skirt, stood in the driveway next to his truck (again, the door was open) and he bent me over onto the seat.



LookieNoNookie -> RE: By the way...... (6/29/2012 6:42:16 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Likely men around me = 0.


Hon....I got spare rooms.



LookieNoNookie -> RE: By the way...... (6/29/2012 6:46:37 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Three bathrooms in my house, Marc! And unless I am using the facility, who cares?

(House of Not Shy Italian Women)


I only have one bathroom...I fucking suck!

(GAWDAMMIT!....I thought I was doing well).



LookieNoNookie -> RE: By the way...... (6/29/2012 6:49:14 PM)


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ORIGINAL: kalikshama

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Kick him out after breakfast? Hell, I get what I need and he leaves before I go to sleep. I want the bed to myself and don't care to face anyone first thing in the morning.


I like my bed to myself too. I used to let my FB sleep in my bed and I'd go out to the woods and sleep in my tent. Once, I wanted sex in the tent, he wanted it in my room, so we compromised and had sex in his truck in the woods...or maybe that was the time we had sex in the backyard.


Do you have incredibly large tata's? I can plant some tree's and buy a few trucks.



LookieNoNookie -> RE: By the way...... (6/29/2012 6:54:17 PM)


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ORIGINAL: TNDommeK

Yea, I can't speak up on the single, I don't know what I'd do if I didn't have My "big fat bear" to snuggle with. (He is neither fat nor a bear, but it sounds so cute)


TN...having only reviewed your eyes....I actually felt we had something....and now you dispose of this ("other") person (who the fuck is THIS dude?????)....let me just say....we're done. It is FUCKING OVER BABE!!!!! All the fantasies I had about your eyes....fuck you....you and I are DONE!!!!!

(Allow me to say now at the outset that....I had feelings....but you know what chickee....it was good....I felt strong about us but....ya know what? Time moves on.....I'll remember you well....)



TNDommeK -> RE: By the way...... (6/29/2012 6:57:35 PM)

My heart shall never recover. I will always luvs you!



ashjor911 -> RE: By the way...... (6/29/2012 7:02:22 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie


(GAWDAMMIT!....I thought I was doing well).


I think i just invented a short term for that word.... GDI..

what do you think?



LadyHibiscus -> RE: By the way...... (6/29/2012 7:10:42 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie


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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Likely men around me = 0.


Hon....I got spare rooms.


Show me the capybara.



kalikshama -> RE: By the way...... (6/29/2012 7:39:33 PM)

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Do you have incredibly large tata's?


They are tea cups in comparison to Fornicas.



LookieNoNookie -> RE: By the way...... (6/29/2012 9:55:39 PM)


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ORIGINAL: TNDommeK

My heart shall never recover. I will always luvs you!


It's been said before.



LookieNoNookie -> RE: By the way...... (6/29/2012 9:57:23 PM)


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ORIGINAL: ashjor911


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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie


(GAWDAMMIT!....I thought I was doing well).


I think i just invented a short term for that word.... GDI..

what do you think?


I like it...I'm going to steal it and make it mine.



LookieNoNookie -> RE: By the way...... (6/29/2012 9:58:37 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus


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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie


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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Likely men around me = 0.


Hon....I got spare rooms.


Show me the capybara.


They can't leap onto my bed.



LadyHibiscus -> RE: By the way...... (6/29/2012 10:00:19 PM)

Wanna bet?



CRYPTICLXVI -> RE: By the way...... (6/29/2012 10:16:50 PM)

chupacabra?



LadyHibiscus -> RE: By the way...... (6/29/2012 10:25:04 PM)

CAPYBARA.
Www.gianthamster.com



TNDommeK -> RE: By the way...... (6/30/2012 2:28:39 AM)

Ha..chupacabra. Those are cool too.



Edwynn -> RE: By the way...... (6/30/2012 7:15:00 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie


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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Three bathrooms in my house, Marc! And unless I am using the facility, who cares?

(House of Not Shy Italian Women)


I only have one bathroom...I fucking suck!

(GAWDAMMIT!....I thought I was doing well).



Doesn't matter if only one bathroom, in a modern house.

There's the commode, and there's a tub. Accommodating two wizzers simultaneously 'es no problemo.'

But how's this; a guy using the seat, just for a pee? I'll never go back to the stand-up thing for indoor situations. As a single for some years, I didn't relish the necessary often cleaning of something I didn't like to clean, just coz we were taught wrong. Now, I think that all indoor stand-uppers are f*cking pigs. Except that the average pig is cleaner than the average human, either gender. In any case, it saves all the seat up-seat down brouha, n'est-ce pas?

Reminds me of a buddy of mine, long time ago, while working at his dad's BBQ place, who wrote on the wall above the urinal in the men's room; "We aim to please- you aim too, please."

Anyway, I brought this up on the pro audio 'off topic' forum a year ago and it turned into a four page affair. Amazing how many other guys had come up with this same solution, necessarily all by their own 'accident of knowledge,' being as that we are taught the wrong way in childhood. Safe to say, many a convert made in the process.



PS

Apologies to Mr. Nelson:

"Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be stand-up wizzerrrssss ....

teach'em to be doctors and lawyers and such,

hosing all over the bathroom, not so much ... "






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