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Soyokaze -> Most baffling messages ever received (4/3/2012 5:43:42 PM)

So I just got a message that managed to both make me smile and frown at the inanity of it in such perfect balance that I had no expression at all... The message sent was "I love red socks" WTF is that supposed to mean? Is he expecting me to reply to that? Am I supposed to bow down to his taste in socks? I assume other people have much worse.



Kaliko -> RE: Most baffling messages ever received (4/3/2012 5:55:34 PM)

It looks like you're wearing red stockings in your profile picture?


I received a message once that simply said "Idiot."



Soyokaze -> RE: Most baffling messages ever received (4/3/2012 5:58:17 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Kaliko

It looks like you're wearing red stockings in your profile picture?

I received a message once that simply said "Idiot."



I guess, but to send someone a message just saying that? If I sent you a message "I love blue jeans?" Wouldn't you think it a little random?

Worst I got was "Ur a loser" (made me feel a little better they said ur)



poise -> RE: Most baffling messages ever received (4/3/2012 5:59:20 PM)

Those are some lovely red stockings you're wearing.
Perhaps they were so bedazzling that he lost all train of thought? [8D]

The oddest one I ever received was a simple "You use too many words in your profile."
At the time, my profile had much less than the little bits it has now.



Soyokaze -> RE: Most baffling messages ever received (4/3/2012 6:22:10 PM)

I actually just remember another one. Some random person quoted a message I posted on the forums in his message on the other side (without anything to indicate it was a quote). Confused the crap out of me since I was thinking he was saying he did what I said I did in the post. Felt like an idiot when I realized it.



Muttling -> RE: Most baffling messages ever received (4/3/2012 6:31:12 PM)

It wasn't an insult, just think of it as a compliment from a passing stranger and let it make you smile.



kitkat105 -> RE: Most baffling messages ever received (4/3/2012 6:33:51 PM)

I was got asked by a male submissive for CBT "I want you to stomp my cock and balls." Which is weird. Because I'm submissive. And then he got all disappointed because I lived too far away.



Endivius -> RE: Most baffling messages ever received (4/3/2012 8:22:40 PM)

I recieved a message once typed out in the cell format that was so incohierent that i could not decipher exactly what it was they were trying to say. It both annoyed me, and made me laugh a little. Never responded though.



poise -> RE: Most baffling messages ever received (4/3/2012 8:24:41 PM)

Sorry. It was awfully hard typing in the dark. [:)]



Endivius -> RE: Most baffling messages ever received (4/3/2012 8:26:59 PM)

Well if you'd behave more I'd let you out of the closet more often.



OsideGirl -> RE: Most baffling messages ever received (4/3/2012 8:50:53 PM)

I got one: Hi! I'm a can of corn.



poise -> RE: Most baffling messages ever received (4/3/2012 8:58:41 PM)

Maybe he was hoping you were a vegetarian? [:-]



OsideGirl -> RE: Most baffling messages ever received (4/3/2012 9:08:33 PM)

My response was "Regular or creamed?"



poise -> RE: Most baffling messages ever received (4/3/2012 9:11:30 PM)

[:'(] I used to love creamed corn. I've a feeling it's just not going to be as tasty from now on.



Muttling -> RE: Most baffling messages ever received (4/3/2012 9:52:30 PM)

I'm just hoping to get KitKat to cum stomp my balls into creamed corn. :D



MistressDarkArt -> RE: Most baffling messages ever received (4/3/2012 10:54:18 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Kaliko

I received a message once that simply said "Idiot."


Did you reply "Wow, you certainly are!"?



MistressDarkArt -> RE: Most baffling messages ever received (4/3/2012 10:57:28 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: poise

The oddest one I ever received was a simple "You use too many words in your profile."
At the time, my profile had much less than the little bits it has now.


"Sorry about your illiteracy, dude. Let me dumb it down a bit for you. F U, is that better?"



TNDommeK -> RE: Most baffling messages ever received (4/3/2012 11:34:03 PM)

I think a lot of them are trolls looking to be fed. And some are just a bit off..which is okay, for when you are looking for entertainment. I tend to troll back when trolled.

The weirdest one I have gotten says "God loves you and Jesus died for your sins"
I replied "I know".

I just tend to over look a lot of the dumb stuff like "do you smoke" or "nice tits"....just plain ignorance.



kitkat105 -> RE: Most baffling messages ever received (4/3/2012 11:42:07 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Muttling

I'm just hoping to get KitKat to cum stomp my balls into creamed corn. :D


There isn't a mean bone in this body! Snarking on a messageboard is about as mean as I can get.



kalikshama -> RE: Most baffling messages ever received (4/4/2012 4:41:49 AM)

quote:

I was got asked by a male submissive for CBT "I want you to stomp my cock and balls." Which is weird. Because I'm submissive.


Ya, I too am a sub who has received solicitations from sub men.



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