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angelikaJ -> RE: Most baffling messages ever received (4/4/2012 4:45:47 AM)

I think that experience is nearly universal for submissive women.



yourdarkdesire -> RE: Most baffling messages ever received (4/4/2012 6:07:49 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Kaliko
I received a message once that simply said "Idiot."


Hey - we get messages from the same troll!



myotherself -> RE: Most baffling messages ever received (4/4/2012 7:42:29 AM)

I got one that said: "ur pic....mmmmmmmmm...."

What totally creeped me out was the fact that I only had one pic on my profile and it was of a tiny baby rabbit [:'(]



yourdarkdesire -> RE: Most baffling messages ever received (4/4/2012 9:19:04 AM)

Maybe he was hungry and was picturing you skinned and rotating over a campfire.....



SoftBonds -> RE: Most baffling messages ever received (4/4/2012 9:49:30 AM)


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ORIGINAL: TNDommeK

I think a lot of them are trolls looking to be fed. And some are just a bit off..which is okay, for when you are looking for entertainment. I tend to troll back when trolled.

The weirdest one I have gotten says "God loves you and Jesus died for your sins"
I replied "I know".

I just tend to over look a lot of the dumb stuff like "do you smoke" or "nice tits"....just plain ignorance.


Well, you do have nice tits...
(grin)



TNDommeK -> RE: Most baffling messages ever received (4/4/2012 12:01:44 PM)

^^^This I know, I see them everyday.
The question is, does your wallet equal in niceness? ;)



OsideGirl -> RE: Most baffling messages ever received (4/4/2012 1:33:10 PM)


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ORIGINAL: TNDommeK


The weirdest one I have gotten says "God loves you and Jesus died for your sins"



I got that one too. Judging by the statistics listed (5'6" and 89lbs) I'm guessing it was a member of the Christian group that trolls this website trying to "save" people.



SoulAlloy -> RE: Most baffling messages ever received (4/4/2012 2:47:23 PM)

once had one simply saying "I need a wee"

not sure if they'd simply pressed send by accident before finishing the message...



JstAnotherSub -> RE: Most baffling messages ever received (4/4/2012 4:53:12 PM)

I had a guy once offer to pay my way to live with him. That was in his first message to me.

Then, he found out I smoked, and told me I used cigs as a substitute for the number of orgasms I would need daily, and he could not handle the smoking or giving me that many orgasms.

Sighs. I was so sure I had found my knight in shining armor, and it was just an idiot with a tinfoil hat.



LookieNoNookie -> RE: Most baffling messages ever received (4/4/2012 7:13:38 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Soyokaze

So I just got a message that managed to both make me smile and frown at the inanity of it in such perfect balance that I had no expression at all... The message sent was "I love red socks" WTF is that supposed to mean? Is he expecting me to reply to that? Am I supposed to bow down to his taste in socks? I assume other people have much worse.

quote:

inanity


I don't believe "inanity" is an actual word.



Duskypearls -> RE: Most baffling messages ever received (4/4/2012 8:24:00 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie


quote:

ORIGINAL: Soyokaze

So I just got a message that managed to both make me smile and frown at the inanity of it in such perfect balance that I had no expression at all... The message sent was "I love red socks" WTF is that supposed to mean? Is he expecting me to reply to that? Am I supposed to bow down to his taste in socks? I assume other people have much worse.

quote:

inanity


I don't believe "inanity" is an actual word.


Actually, it is. Definition: lack of sense, significance, or ideas; silliness.



FrostedFlake -> RE: Most baffling messages ever received (4/5/2012 12:27:51 AM)

Some folks really like baseball.



tweakabelle -> RE: Most baffling messages ever received (4/5/2012 6:02:43 AM)


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ORIGINAL: kalikshama

quote:

I was got asked by a male submissive for CBT "I want you to stomp my cock and balls." Which is weird. Because I'm submissive.


Ya, I too am a sub who has received solicitations from sub men.

Yup. Me too!

And that's without mentioning that I have put: 'Not looking at the moment. Please do not waste either of our times - you will be blocked' in large bold print at the top of my profile ........



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