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It's funny..... - 3/7/2012 5:22:19 PM

LookieNoNookie

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I'm a guy....I do guy things.

Look at profiles, pictures, search for (my particular) kinks.....

I find them....then I see this:

"I'm bi-sexual....that means NO MEN!!!!!!"

Now, correct me if I'm wrong but...."bi" sexual means....you like both sides of the playbook.

(I could be wrong on that aspect but....considering I've actually....never.....{ever} been wrong, I find it a bit difficult to bridge that gap).

Then I see....."I'm looking for a ______________" and then they proceed to explain how (in, often very ridiculously bad English....from English speaking types or, those who should actually know better) how they don't want that very thing (at all).

And I think to myself....."okay....I get it.....most lipstick manufacturers still use lead in their products.....I get it".

And then I want to re-write their profile (because I'm so fucking anal about grammar), and then of course when I do, I'm accused of being an asshole (which, by the way, I take an enormous amount of pride in, which by the way, I shouldn't, because my Mom taught me better but then....I never listened to her anyway).

So....there ya have it.

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RE: It's funny..... - 3/7/2012 6:15:07 PM

LadyHibiscus

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I am not bisexual. Just putting that out there.

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RE: It's funny..... - 3/7/2012 7:02:51 PM

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but hibbie baby - we could have such fun together!

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RE: It's funny..... - 3/7/2012 7:05:57 PM

LadyHibiscus

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Well...when you put it like that...it would be kind of like band camp, right! Yay!

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RE: It's funny..... - 3/8/2012 6:44:42 AM

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Damn. Why did I ever quit those trombone lessons??? I need to learn an instrument. Quick!!!!

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RE: It's funny..... - 3/8/2012 6:46:45 AM

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Lipstick manufactorer... manoofa..manufactur... makers put lead in their product?

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RE: It's funny..... - 3/8/2012 7:41:11 AM

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quote:

(I could be wrong on that aspect but....considering I've actually....never.....{ever} been wrong, I find it a bit difficult to bridge that gap).

Um....JJ...Sweetie.....

Aren't you the same dude...*scampers off to verify that yes...you ARE the same dude*...The same dude that confused a pile of yer BVD's with a cat?

quote:

I woke up in the middle of the night and closed the windows....

I swear to GAWD I saw him sleeping on some clothes I hadn't yet put away....it was late.

So I closed the winders....

When I woke up....he was nowhere to be found..

link available upon request

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RE: It's funny..... - 3/8/2012 7:50:56 AM

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Maybe they will only be attracted to and do the nasty with chicks and aliens
Tentacle sex lovers, unite!

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RE: It's funny..... - 3/8/2012 10:23:49 AM

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