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LookieNoNookie -> It's funny..... (3/7/2012 5:22:19 PM)
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I'm a guy....I do guy things.
Look at profiles, pictures, search for (my particular) kinks.....
I find them....then I see this:
"I'm bi-sexual....that means NO MEN!!!!!!"
Now, correct me if I'm wrong but...."bi" sexual means....you like both sides of the playbook.
(I could be wrong on that aspect but....considering I've actually....never.....{ever} been wrong, I find it a bit difficult to bridge that gap).
Then I see....."I'm looking for a ______________" and then they proceed to explain how (in, often very ridiculously bad English....from English speaking types or, those who should actually know better) how they don't want that very thing (at all).
And I think to myself....."okay....I get it.....most lipstick manufacturers still use lead in their products.....I get it".
And then I want to re-write their profile (because I'm so fucking anal about grammar), and then of course when I do, I'm accused of being an asshole (which, by the way, I take an enormous amount of pride in, which by the way, I shouldn't, because my Mom taught me better but then....I never listened to her anyway).
So....there ya have it.
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