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RE: GODDAMN motherfucking CATS!!!!! - 2/26/2012 3:37:44 PM

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I cat sat for five months and when the owner finally came to get him he hid so well that if not for the jingling of his collar, we never would have found him.

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RE: GODDAMN motherfucking CATS!!!!! - 2/26/2012 4:12:20 PM

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quote:

"YOU WILL NEVER BE ALLOWED OUTSIDE AGAIN UNTIL I'M FUCKING DEAD....DO YOU UNDERSTAND?????").

What are ya.....nuts?

Did it occur to you that the cat might LIKE it outside and is planning to pull your cork at this very moment?

And BTW...put your clothes away, damnit!

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RE: GODDAMN motherfucking CATS!!!!! - 2/26/2012 6:07:16 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

"YOU WILL NEVER BE ALLOWED OUTSIDE AGAIN UNTIL I'M FUCKING DEAD....DO YOU UNDERSTAND?????").

What are ya.....nuts?

Did it occur to you that the cat might LIKE it outside and is planning to pull your cork at this very moment?

And BTW...put your clothes away, damnit!

Yes'm.

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RE: GODDAMN motherfucking CATS!!!!! - 2/27/2012 9:55:35 AM

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I am owned by three cats. One of which I am trying desperately-and with no luck- to re-home.

Jack is the big daddy cat. He is spoiled and he knows it. He lives to sit in the window, so when I can't find him, I check behind curtains. If he is not behind them, I rattle a bowl of food at him and that usually does it. Usually.

Two weeks ago, we had this spell where it was amazing outside. Just beautiful.

I figured I would get a jump on spring cleaning...so I had the back door open and was moving somethings around. I didn't think about it because the boys never try and get out.

I get done cleaning, settle in for the night, curl up in my chair...and no Jack.

I call him. I look for him. Can't find him.

Panic.

He's my boy.

I go outside. I call. Nothing.

All night I look for this cat. Literally. All night. In tears.

Finally, 532 AM, on a SUNDAY MORNING! I walk out my back door one last time...

Jack has decided to take up driving. He is sleeping on the steering wheel of my truck.

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Bastard Cat.

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RE: GODDAMN motherfucking CATS!!!!! - 2/27/2012 2:07:41 PM

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Tell him that he would be wonderful with a teriyaki sauce marinade.

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RE: GODDAMN motherfucking CATS!!!!! - 2/27/2012 7:48:32 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: xXLithiumXx

I am owned by three cats. One of which I am trying desperately-and with no luck- to re-home.

Jack is the big daddy cat. He is spoiled and he knows it. He lives to sit in the window, so when I can't find him, I check behind curtains. If he is not behind them, I rattle a bowl of food at him and that usually does it. Usually.

Two weeks ago, we had this spell where it was amazing outside. Just beautiful.

I figured I would get a jump on spring cleaning...so I had the back door open and was moving somethings around. I didn't think about it because the boys never try and get out.

I get done cleaning, settle in for the night, curl up in my chair...and no Jack.

I call him. I look for him. Can't find him.

Panic.

He's my boy.

I go outside. I call. Nothing.

All night I look for this cat. Literally. All night. In tears.

Finally, 532 AM, on a SUNDAY MORNING! I walk out my back door one last time...

Jack has decided to take up driving. He is sleeping on the steering wheel of my truck.

-.-

Bastard Cat.

Motherfucker.....they do that shit.

They need to learn to read so we can leave them a note saying "YOU BETTER NEVER DO THAT SHIT AGAIN OR YOU WILL NEVER GET THE CANNED STUFF EVER!!!!!!"

(At least he didn't know where the fucking keys were...or you can be damn sure he'd have been cranking up the tunes all night, pissing off the neighbors!!!!).

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RE: GODDAMN motherfucking CATS!!!!! - 2/27/2012 8:47:13 PM

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If I walk through the front door into a living room that smells like cat pee one more time, our cat is going to have just the opposite problem - I'll never let her back in.

Goddamn motherfucking cats, indeed.

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RE: GODDAMN motherfucking CATS!!!!! - 2/27/2012 9:49:50 PM

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We were sitting around one night (I believe it was January 3rd of whatever year) and realized we had not seen Gibby, my stepfather's Himalayan. So we went looking for him. He is strictly an inside cat. Between being overweight, declawed, and scared to death of being outside, it's not safe for him. So we looked all over the house. Under beds. Behind furniture. Under blankets. Couldn't find him. We started to panic. None of us could remember the last time we saw him. He was kind of a loner. So we didn't think anything of it at first. So we started calling his name and shaking his food bag to lore him out. We finally heard him meowing but couldn't find him. Then we opened the basement door. He ran out like a bolt of lightening up to their bed, shivering. The goober snuck past when my stepdad went down there on New Years Eve and didn't come back up with him. So three says later, we realized he wasn't around. But he never gave us a clue where he was. He was freezing and hungry. We all felt bad. Even if it was his own fault.

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RE: GODDAMN motherfucking CATS!!!!! - 2/28/2012 1:02:27 PM

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Here ya go: Pet Tag with GPS Notification Service

http://www.groupon.com/deals/gg-red-dingo-id-tag

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RE: GODDAMN motherfucking CATS!!!!! - 2/28/2012 1:11:24 PM

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Threads like this make me happy I don't own a cat.

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RE: GODDAMN motherfucking CATS!!!!! - 2/28/2012 1:39:32 PM

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Threads like this make me glad I can pitch the yowling, whiny, fat, gray and white thing OUTSIDE when he gets too annoying. He always comes back. The day he doesn't I will know I can stop buying cat food and litter, donate whatever remains to the shelter and be done with cats!

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RE: GODDAMN motherfucking CATS!!!!! - 2/28/2012 8:32:20 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Threads like this make me glad I can pitch the yowling, whiny, fat, gray and white thing OUTSIDE when he gets too annoying. He always comes back. The day he doesn't I will know I can stop buying cat food and litter, donate whatever remains to the shelter and be done with cats!

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

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RE: GODDAMN motherfucking CATS!!!!! - 2/29/2012 7:44:38 AM

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Yes.

I've had them around my whole life. In that, almost 50 years, I can count on one hand the cats I really actually liked.

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RE: GODDAMN motherfucking CATS!!!!! - 2/29/2012 8:03:35 AM

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When I was a kid, there always seemed to be a cat in the house. Mainly strays that my mother took in, so I got used to cats being around.
As an adult, I've had more dogs as pets than cats, but I did have one cat who was absolutely wonderful. She was called Salem, and I bought her as a kitten from a family. We had her for many, many years, and she had many litters which were always passed on to good homes. She enjoyed going out a lot, so was not a house cat, and after the last litter she had, she either got fed up of feeding them, or sadly got hit by a car. I've never found out. Unfortunately, the kittens she left either couldn't be saved, or they ended up getting a bit older and going out and not coming back.

After that, I was determined not to have any more, until an ex-friend needed a home for her little beauty who was slowly getting killed by the vile ginger tom in the house. I obliged, and I have posted in the past the photos of her litter I let her have.
I kept two of them, had them all neutered, and they are now all house cats, and they will absolutely, without a doubt, be the last cats I ever have.
They are not overly naughty cats, but they stretch my patience over and over again, and I'm done with them now.
Another dog I will welcome with open arms, but my goddamn motherfucking cats have pushed me to my limit.
As my man regularly does when he's here:
"*sigh* cats!" and opens the door for them, yet again...
Fuckers!

< Message edited by bighappygoth39 -- 2/29/2012 8:05:39 AM >

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