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RE: I want a wife. - 1/21/2012 2:37:10 PM   
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RE: I want a wife. - 1/21/2012 2:38:54 PM   
LaTigresse


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LaT ~ pix. Boob pix. I need boob pix to feel better.


Good luck with that.......I am behind due to extreme laziness. Haven't even typed out your soup recipes yet.

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RE: I want a wife. - 1/21/2012 2:47:01 PM   
Fornica


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RE: I want a wife. - 1/21/2012 2:49:52 PM   
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RE: I want a wife. - 1/21/2012 3:29:23 PM   
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what the wife get in return? beside of getting fucked nightly?


Sorry Ash, that's not how marriage works in North America

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RE: I want a wife. - 1/21/2012 3:34:06 PM   
Fornica


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I'd volunteer myself. Unfortunately, though, I'm fairly even-tempered, not great at causing migraines, take less than six hours in the bathroom before going out and have a penis.



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RE: I want a wife. - 1/21/2012 3:34:19 PM   
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I'd volunteer myself. Unfortunately, though, I'm fairly even-tempered, not great at causing migraines, take less than six hours in the bathroom before going out and have a penis.



Sorry, this disqualifies you how, exactly?

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RE: I want a wife. - 1/21/2012 3:35:44 PM   
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RE: I want a wife. - 1/21/2012 3:36:45 PM   
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quote:

what the wife get in return? beside of getting fucked nightly?


Sorry Ash, that's not how marriage works in North America


i feel you sister

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RE: I want a wife. - 1/21/2012 3:40:02 PM   
ashjor911


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I'm starting to suspect you're a man :(




is it the abs?

note to my self, join the gym you skinny ass F*****

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RE: I want a wife. - 1/21/2012 7:56:12 PM   
seababy


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Yesterday, my oldest turned 13. She invited 25 classmates over (if you have me on facebook, I just uploaded the pix). I woke up tired, and with a yucky cold, and I feel like crappola.
So, after about 10 minutes of thinking, I decided to find a wife to look after me when I'm sick (and all the little people that I brought into the world).

I'd like one by dinner, if possible.

Recommendations?



Theres a bit of competition here, maybe we should have a form of olympics to narrow the field down abit?



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RE: I want a wife. - 1/21/2012 9:30:06 PM   
Delilya


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RE: I want a wife. - 1/21/2012 10:19:22 PM   
MissImmortalPain


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Status: offline 		I don't want to be married..it doesn't work well for me. I do like kids a lot though so if you want you can send any extras to me. I have issues making them myself, and I have a son that wants siblings.

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RE: I want a wife. - 1/22/2012 12:05:12 AM   
ResidentSadist


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Status: offline 		I'd be a great wife!  I am an awesome cook, I sew, I do dishes (no jokes from peanut gallery about the dishwasher incident), I'm great in bed, I make furniture, program computers, fix anything electric or electronic and I am an awesome parent and love having kids in my life.  I even make money and only have to spend part time working from my home now-a-days. 

However, about whole Dominant female thang...  I don't think that's gonna' work well for either of us. 

Nonetheless, I hope you get well soon. 

Best wishes!


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RE: I want a wife. - 1/22/2012 6:20:23 AM   
Fornica


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I need a nap. :D

I want you all to be my wives. (And Grandma.)
RS~I'll let you be the boss if you can do all that stuff.

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RE: I want a wife. - 1/22/2012 7:19:17 AM   
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< Message edited by Hillwilliam -- 1/22/2012 7:20:26 AM >

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RE: I want a wife. - 1/22/2012 7:20:21 AM   
Fornica


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I just want a nap and some soup. There isn't much I wouldn't do at this point.

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RE: I want a wife. - 1/22/2012 8:18:31 AM   
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RE: I want a wife. - 1/22/2012 8:39:04 AM   
Fornica


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RE: I want a wife. - 1/22/2012 9:23:16 AM   
kalikshama


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