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I want a wife. - 1/21/2012 1:24:04 PM   
Fornica


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Status: offline 		Yesterday, my oldest turned 13. She invited 25 classmates over (if you have me on facebook, I just uploaded the pix). I woke up tired, and with a yucky cold, and I feel like crappola.
So, after about 10 minutes of thinking, I decided to find a wife to look after me when I'm sick (and all the little people that I brought into the world).

I'd like one by dinner, if possible.

Recommendations?


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RE: I want a wife. - 1/21/2012 1:28:55 PM   
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RE: I want a wife. - 1/21/2012 1:29:13 PM   
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RE: I want a wife. - 1/21/2012 1:29:14 PM   
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Someone other than me? But good on ya, may wishing make it so!

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RE: I want a wife. - 1/21/2012 1:30:13 PM   
Fornica


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Status: offline 		All three of you can be my wives. You can take charge of two kids each.
Hibbie and Niney, did you see the pix?

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RE: I want a wife. - 1/21/2012 1:31:00 PM   
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RE: I want a wife. - 1/21/2012 1:32:01 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Fornica

Yesterday, my oldest turned 13. She invited 25 classmates over (if you have me on facebook, I just uploaded the pix). I woke up tired, and with a yucky cold, and I feel like crappola.
So, after about 10 minutes of thinking, I decided to find a wife to look after me when I'm sick (and all the little people that I brought into the world).

I'd like one by dinner, if possible.

Recommendations?



Sorry hun, being a nurse, I dont think I would have the bed side manner you would expect in a submissive



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RE: I want a wife. - 1/21/2012 1:33:11 PM   
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Status: offline 		I did! Some of them anyway, I've been on and off between updating files. Maybe Miss S is ready to discover the joys of Adulthood?

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RE: I want a wife. - 1/21/2012 1:33:51 PM   
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Niney~ thanks sweetie. I kinda like 'em :)

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RE: I want a wife. - 1/21/2012 1:35:12 PM   
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Status: offline 		Hibbie~ she's actually a huge help, but the 4 oldest are with my ex today and tomorrow.

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RE: I want a wife. - 1/21/2012 2:15:06 PM   
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hey you wanted a wife?

what the wife get in return? beside of getting fucked nightly? a dental plan? or shall i bring my the "condoms that you will use on me" with me?
"visa plan" for someone like me?

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RE: I want a wife. - 1/21/2012 2:18:57 PM   
Fornica


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Well. The joy of being a helper?

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RE: I want a wife. - 1/21/2012 2:19:56 PM   
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RE: I want a wife. - 1/21/2012 2:21:10 PM   
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RE: I want a wife. - 1/21/2012 2:28:57 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Fornica

Yesterday, my oldest turned 13. She invited 25 classmates over (if you have me on facebook, I just uploaded the pix). I woke up tired, and with a yucky cold, and I feel like crappola.
So, after about 10 minutes of thinking, I decided to find a wife to look after me when I'm sick (and all the little people that I brought into the world).

I'd like one by dinner, if possible.

Recommendations?



You soooooooooooooo, don't want me. I would go into mean drill sargeant mode with the kids and bossy doctor/nurse mode with you. The kids that are visiting would end up calling their parents to come and get them and never want to come back.


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RE: I want a wife. - 1/21/2012 2:29:09 PM   
Fornica


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RE: I want a wife. - 1/21/2012 2:29:30 PM   
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Damn you ME region

i would help no problem, but are you saying you want an open marriage?

PS: wishing you speed recovery from "cold" i would Brought you by now a herbal tea with some lemon
i dont know if you have an "herbal" store near by,
but google " Zhourat Shamia Tea" its in Arabic for "Damascus Flower`s"
its like a magic in the "cold" section

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RE: I want a wife. - 1/21/2012 2:32:02 PM   
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Status: offline 		I´m up for marrying you, Forn, but I want custody of one of the boobies if we divorce. Just one. I´m not greedy.

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RE: I want a wife. - 1/21/2012 2:33:46 PM   
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Status: offline 		I am good with others having the boobies cuz I am overly supplied here already.

Boobs and ass, I've got plenty.

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RE: I want a wife. - 1/21/2012 2:35:24 PM   
Fornica


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Status: offline 		Ash ~ sure, what the heck.
Pretty Kitty ~ I spose that's fair.
LaT ~ pix. Boob pix. I need boob pix to feel better.

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