RE: Fakes sign you up to alt/bdsm site

RE: Fakes sign you up to alt/bdsm site (Full Version)

All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Off the Grid

Message

stellauk -> RE: Fakes sign you up to alt/bdsm site (1/9/2012 10:00:47 AM)
[song parody of George Michael 'Faith'] When you signed up to the site With stiffness in part of your body 'Cos you thought that you were somebody That was gonna get screwed And when you clicked on the link You was feeling very kinky You pulled on your pinky winky Waiting to get through You've got to reconsider Your foolish notions Pick your boxer shorts up off the floor And while they kept you waiting You kept on masturbating So you had to start a thread Andtcry about it to us all And now you're crying fake And now you're crying fake Now you're crying fake, fake, fake Now you're crying fake When they asked you for your card You decided to make a payment And you thought you'd be playing So you quickly drew out from your bank And when you discovered you'd been screwed You tried to complain Because the only thing you gained Was the wanker's cramp You've got to reconsider Your foolish notions I'm really sorry you haven't scored And you're still complaining Probably still masturbating 'Cos you feel you didn't get what you paid for And now you're whining fake Now you're crying fake Now you're crying fake, fake, fake You're crying fake...

GreedyTop -> RE: Fakes sign you up to alt/bdsm site (1/9/2012 10:01:49 AM)
once again, Stella.. OUTSTANDING!! applauds

Fornica -> RE: Fakes sign you up to alt/bdsm site (1/9/2012 12:37:12 PM)
Standing ovation for Stella..that should be the anthem here.

susie -> RE: Fakes sign you up to alt/bdsm site (1/9/2012 12:40:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail Why is it fakes that always scam you? Why isn't it ever real people scamming you? It's pretty fuckin' unfair really........... Last I looked I am real so I am going to try the scamming option. So as a real twue person, give me your money NOW

popeye1250 -> RE: Fakes sign you up to alt/bdsm site (1/9/2012 1:46:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse quote: ORIGINAL: ftslv1b The warning about persons leading you on just to get you to sign up for a paid membership on a bdsm web site are true. Funny thing is, when you confront them about it, they get defensive or evade the questions. I guess the money they get from deceiving people feels good, but actually called out as a lying money-whore does not. You are addressing two different issues.....you were dumb enough to give in to the money thing......shame on you. They were shitty enough to lie to you. No wait......how did a paid membership to anything get created at your expense without you giving up your personal information? Looks like another shame on you kinda dealio. I mean hell, if you want to give money away, I can help you with that and I guarantee it will be used a lot more productively than shit memberships to some porn site. Things like.....CHOCOLATE! A gym membership to counteract the CHOCOLATE! If it's enough, LP for the heat. Or new sneakers I need for the gym. Yoga class dues. Ahhhhhhh........ groceries! A new transmission for my truck so I can actually get out the lane next time it snows and get to work would be lovely...that's gonna be around two grand. And last but not least......photography gear!!!!!! A woman like me can never have enough photography gear. Nope, never, not gonna happen. FYI, the lens I really covet is something like eleven grand. I ain't a cheap dreamer. I mean seriously dude, be smarter with your hard earned cash. Donate to a charity. Tigresse, two grand for a transmission? Hell, you could put that down on a brandnew lease and not have to worry about anything. Probably $350-$400 per month for a new F-150 pickup truck. I just leased a new Ford Edge Limited for $2 k down and $395 per month. It's loaded! Something breaks I just take it back to the dealorship and they fix it or they give me a new one. It's funny, on the paperwork they list it as; "Type of vehicle, Ford Truck." It's got a V-6 engine with 285 horse power but I haven't booted it yet because it's only got 875 miles on it. You should look into leasing.

Toppingfrmbottom -> RE: Fakes sign you up to alt/bdsm site (1/9/2012 8:05:08 PM)
For 2 grand for 1 part I'd just go buy a sweet usEd vehicle. The roseville Toyota had a 2010 almost brand new for 14k

LookieNoNookie -> RE: Fakes sign you up to alt/bdsm site (1/9/2012 9:06:03 PM)
He's dead on. Can't claim anything as to the wimmens that sign up but if you have a dick.....you'll get (immediately) 9 emails from "hot" chics saying something akin to..... "You're EXACTLY* the kind of guy I'm looking for....hit me up babe!" or....."GAWDDDDD....I've been searching for so long.....you're my guy* (hit me up)".....etc. It IS a scam.

Page: << < prev 1 [2]

Collarchat.com © 2025

Terms of Service

1.367188E-02