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If this dude comes here.. - 12/12/2011 8:03:40 PM   
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I quit the internet.
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RE: If this dude comes here.. - 12/12/2011 8:20:23 PM   
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WOAH.

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RE: If this dude comes here.. - 12/12/2011 8:26:12 PM   
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Dang!

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RE: If this dude comes here.. - 12/12/2011 8:29:58 PM   
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I got nothing. I might always wear my hair up from now on. Under my burkha.

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RE: If this dude comes here.. - 12/12/2011 8:37:07 PM   
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Considering some of the emails I've gotten, I wouldn't be surprised if this guy isn't already here.

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RE: If this dude comes here.. - 12/12/2011 8:38:11 PM   
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::discreetly deletes the email he was writing to Fornica:: I was all the way up to page 6, too. :-(

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RE: If this dude comes here.. - 12/12/2011 8:42:03 PM   
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bwahahahahaha


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RE: If this dude comes here.. - 12/12/2011 8:43:21 PM   
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Jeebuscripesonacross. Repeat himself much?

Sad thing is, in my long ago past I had a similar experience. There's quite a few of this type out there. (Unrelated: why does this little emoti remind me of a green olive stuffed with a pimento?)

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RE: If this dude comes here.. - 12/12/2011 8:49:33 PM   
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He sounds charming. Lauren is obviously an idiot.

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RE: If this dude comes here.. - 12/12/2011 8:50:42 PM   
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YIKES!

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RE: If this dude comes here.. - 12/12/2011 8:51:57 PM   
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Heyyyy.....I can use that.....a quick copy with a few minor edits and it'll be ready to paste in when needed.....shit.....that'll save me a lotta typing.....LOL

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RE: If this dude comes here.. - 12/12/2011 9:18:59 PM   
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LOL

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RE: If this dude comes here.. - 12/13/2011 9:26:14 AM   
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From the comments:

Honestly, he sounds less crazy and more like someone who has Aspergers. If you view it from that lens, it sounds like he is concerned with facts and rules likely gleaned from studying social situations. He seems completely puzzled why his facts don't add up as they are suppose to.

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RE: If this dude comes here.. - 12/13/2011 9:29:21 AM   
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That's an interesting slant...

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RE: If this dude comes here.. - 12/13/2011 9:48:45 AM   
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hahaha....I'm laughing because both me and my girlfriend, when we were still both single and doing the whole online dating thing, have gotten emails almost exactly like that from men. She would email them back and rant and rave just as much like a lunatic as that person. Me though, I would always just laugh and delete the emails and block their calls.

It's not as uncommon as you think.



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RE: If this dude comes here.. - 12/13/2011 9:52:52 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt
(Unrelated: why does this little emoti remind me of a green olive stuffed with a pimento?)

I really wish you hadn't said that.. now every time i eat an olive i will think of a green-to-the-gills puking emoti

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RE: If this dude comes here.. - 12/13/2011 10:09:07 AM   
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It was on reddit as well: http://www.reddit.com/r/nyc/comments/n1bqg/an_investment_bankers_cover_letter_for_a_second/?sort=old

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RE: If this dude comes here.. - 12/13/2011 10:15:19 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Kaliko

He sounds charming. Lauren is obviously an idiot.


This

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RE: If this dude comes here.. - 12/13/2011 10:19:23 AM   
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{sarcasm}I hear ladies complaining, all the time: "Why can't guys show us they care? Why do they have to be so emotionally unavailable?"

We don't know which way to go, anymore {/sarcasm}



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RE: If this dude comes here.. - 12/13/2011 10:47:18 AM   
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Cut. Paste. Profile updated. Line forms at the left, ladies.

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