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RE: If this dude comes here.. - 12/13/2011 10:49:32 AM

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He has a small cock. That can be the only reason this Lauren lass dropped him. Otherwise it doesn't make sense.

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RE: If this dude comes here.. - 12/13/2011 11:01:35 AM

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He has a small cock. That can be the only reason this Lauren lass dropped him. Otherwise it doesn't make sense.

Or abundant nose hair. The combination? Deadly.

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RE: If this dude comes here.. - 12/13/2011 11:04:05 AM

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Sounds like Raymond Babbitt wrote that shit.

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RE: If this dude comes here.. - 12/13/2011 11:06:08 AM

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Nah guys with small cocks usually want a) you to make fun of them, or buy b) they buy hummer/bmw/merc/ corvette/ long muscle car/ type jag/whatever the latest big hungry sports dealie.
*yeah IM generalising* grins
Im so glad people dont grow on trees!!! But he might have been dropped from a high branch when he was little.
I think a couple of my dates were like that but when I was young, we only had one phone between 20 of us and emails werent invented.
Ive certainly had some emails from others to make up for that weirdness tho.

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RE: If this dude comes here.. - 12/13/2011 11:14:44 AM

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It boils down to one thing...

.. S E X..

Men will say and do anything when they think they might get some...

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RE: If this dude comes here.. - 12/13/2011 11:33:06 AM

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He has a small cock. That can be the only reason this Lauren lass dropped him. Otherwise it doesn't make sense.

Or abundant nose hair. The combination? Deadly.

its the ear hair AND the nose hair.... its like brain floss for the ancient

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RE: If this dude comes here.. - 12/13/2011 11:37:15 AM

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It boils down to one thing...
.. S E X..
Men will say and do anything when they think they might get some...

like a sympathy sex? I dont think this guy will get any.
however, every Damn rule have some Exception,
some Men Do Care, & some Men Get hurt.
not all things Men Do in a favor of getting SEX....,
for example:
I was on the way home the other day, & found some lady in a car with a flat tire,
I replaced it for her & did not ask for her number, or coffee, or anything Especially Sex..

If She offer Coffee, or a small talk I will smile & said politely No,
If she Offer SEX, I would be offended, & leave

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RE: If this dude comes here.. - 12/13/2011 12:15:44 PM

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It boils down to one thing...
.. S E X..
Men will say and do anything when they think they might get some...

like a sympathy sex? I dont think this guy will get any.
however, every Damn rule have some Exception,
some Men Do Care, & some Men Get hurt.
not all things Men Do in a favor of getting SEX....,
for example:
I was on the way home the other day, & found some lady in a car with a flat tire,
I replaced it for her & did not ask for her number, or coffee, or anything Especially Sex..

If She offer Coffee, or a small talk I will smile & said politely No,
If she Offer SEX, I would be offended, & leave

well,.. thats like comparing apples to oranges..

a roadside emergency is different from a dating situation.. which is what i was talking about.. but... this reminds me,.. i must join triple A..

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RE: If this dude comes here.. - 12/13/2011 12:30:46 PM

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well,.. thats like comparing apples to oranges..

a roadside emergency is different from a dating situation.. which is what i was talking about.. but... this reminds me,.. i must join triple A..

LOL,
I think that did break my grieving process

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RE: If this dude comes here.. - 12/13/2011 9:58:47 PM

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Yes! I saw it on Reddit too. The comments were amazingly hilarious and worth checking out. They(redditors) also discussed the possibility of aspergers. I'm always fascinated by the places this viral stuff turns up.

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