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RE: Newt promises to be a good boy this time. - 12/13/2011 2:04:54 PM   
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someone should have a cattle prod to zap the fuckers with when they lie their asses off like that...

They could do that for the election year debate: put both candidates in a chair that's hooked up to a polygraph, and one of those electrical plates they used to use to train chimps in lab experiments by shocking them stuffed down the front of their strides. You program a computer to monitor the readings from the lie detector and set off the plate if it detects a porky...

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RE: Newt promises to be a good boy this time. - 12/13/2011 2:10:57 PM   
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someone should have a cattle prod to zap the fuckers with when they lie their asses off like that...

They could do that for the election year debate: put both candidates in a chair that's hooked up to a polygraph, and one of those electrical plates they used to use to train chimps in lab experiments by shocking them stuffed down the front of their strides. You program a computer to monitor the readings from the lie detector and set off the plate if it detects a porky...

No good. We'd just end up with a painslut for Prez.

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RE: Newt promises to be a good boy this time. - 12/13/2011 2:13:05 PM   
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RE: Newt promises to be a good boy this time. - 12/13/2011 2:24:33 PM   
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Status: offline 		The most interesting part of the pledge is where he promised to respect the vows of others....lol.So Newt wont be adultrating with any adultreses.

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RE: Newt promises to be a good boy this time. - 12/13/2011 2:31:28 PM   
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It could be that at 69 years old and obese,he can`t really lay the pipe like he used`ta.

It`s really is funny though,the guy who would be president having to make that promise.


Yeah, its like you having to swear of Jackson Whites.

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RE: Newt promises to be a good boy this time. - 12/13/2011 3:56:25 PM   
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Maybe the duplicitous little ratfucker could pledge to represent the people, and not Grover Norquist, or the Kochsuckers, Or the mouthfoamers at the Clinically Insane Snakehandling and Spittle-Punctuated Babeling in Tongues Gowadduh Hates Ever'one 'Ceptin' Us Church?

Sounds good to me HK! Given his record of duplicity and lies, a commitment like that would have to be in writing. Preferably in blood. With massive penalty clauses in the event of non-compliance.

Are you going to ask him or shall I volunteer to do it on your behalf?


After all the times Newt has sworn "Til Death Do Us Part", anyone who takes him at his dishonorable word deserves what they get...

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RE: Newt promises to be a good boy this time. - 12/13/2011 4:01:58 PM   
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RE: Newt promises to be a good boy this time. - 12/13/2011 5:58:25 PM   
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The most interesting part of the pledge is where he promised to respect the vows of others....lol.So Newt wont be adultrating with any adultreses.


Well, if that's not unadulterated, I don't know what is.


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RE: Newt promises to be a good boy this time. - 12/13/2011 7:15:16 PM   
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LMAO. No tax increase pledges, no adultery pledges. Who actually pays attention to these things except the organizations pushing the pledge?

I'd like to see a damn pledge saying that they will represent the people who elected them, not the pressure groups.

Yepper.  They take an oath to the Constitution, not pressure groups.

Man, he and Paul are just too fricken' old, IMHO.

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RE: Newt promises to be a good boy this time. - 12/13/2011 8:26:45 PM   
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RE: Newt promises to be a good boy this time. - 12/13/2011 9:16:29 PM   
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Maybe the duplicitous little ratfucker could pledge to represent the people, and not Grover Norquist, or the Kochsuckers, Or the mouthfoamers at the Clinically Insane Snakehandling and Spittle-Punctuated Babeling in Tongues Gowadduh Hates Ever'one 'Ceptin' Us Church?

Sounds good to me HK! Given his record of duplicity and lies, a commitment like that would have to be in writing. Preferably in blood. With massive penalty clauses in the event of non-compliance.

Are you going to ask him or shall I volunteer to do it on your behalf?
You'll have to do it, luv... I wouldn't be able to get that close to the fork-tongued fistula without attempting vigilante justice.


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RE: Newt promises to be a good boy this time. - 12/13/2011 9:23:49 PM   
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Maybe the duplicitous little ratfucker could pledge to represent the people, and not Grover Norquist, or the Kochsuckers, Or the mouthfoamers at the Clinically Insane Snakehandling and Spittle-Punctuated Babeling in Tongues Gowadduh Hates Ever'one 'Ceptin' Us Church?

Sounds good to me HK! Given his record of duplicity and lies, a commitment like that would have to be in writing. Preferably in blood. With massive penalty clauses in the event of non-compliance.

Are you going to ask him or shall I volunteer to do it on your behalf?
You'll have to do it, luv... I wouldn't be able to get that close to the fork-tongued fistula without attempting vigilante justice.


No worries hun! I can understand how you feel.

The email will be dispatched asap. Not too sure what's a reasonable time to allow him to respond but I wouldn't hold my breathe waiting for a response if I were you! I'm certainly not going to!

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RE: Newt promises to be a good boy this time. - 12/14/2011 7:21:58 AM   
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http://news.yahoo.com/gingrich-breaks-commandment-094500440.html

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RE: Newt promises to be a good boy this time. - 12/14/2011 8:42:09 AM   
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I wonder did Newt have Bill Clinton's definition of sex in mind when he promised to refrain from adulterous sex .............



I wonder why it was none of our business when it was Bill, but we are all outraged when it's Newt.

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RE: Newt promises to be a good boy this time. - 12/14/2011 8:58:29 AM   
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Some of us sorta see that as the point of the charade, starting way back then, since it was one Newt Gingrich who was spearheading the shitbreathing against Bill. 


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RE: Newt promises to be a good boy this time. - 12/14/2011 9:00:30 AM   
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