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Hillwilliam -> Newt promises to be a good boy this time. (12/12/2011 4:55:21 PM)
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/newt-gingrich-takes-fourth-no-adultery-pledge-205324872.html

tj444 -> RE: Newt promises to be a good boy this time. (12/12/2011 5:00:36 PM)
imo.. we might believe it when we see the CB-3000 on his dick.. [:D]

willbeurdaddy -> RE: Newt promises to be a good boy this time. (12/12/2011 5:07:07 PM)
LMAO. No tax increase pledges, no adultery pledges. Who actually pays attention to these things except the organizations pushing the pledge?

Owner59 -> RE: Newt promises to be a good boy this time. (12/12/2011 6:05:59 PM)
Then why`s he even mustering the breath to pander to them? This stupidity is a just republican thing anyway. lol newty`s ploy/plan/con will be to exploit the Christian/forgive/redeem narrative, with fundies as the marks(victim of con-job). Some will fall for it too.[:D]

housesub4you -> RE: Newt promises to be a good boy this time. (12/12/2011 6:19:52 PM)
And this is coming from there front runner of the week. Yea!!!!!! tell me again how the GOP is going to sweep this race...

Lucylastic -> RE: Newt promises to be a good boy this time. (12/12/2011 6:23:34 PM)
Im just catching up on the debate from saturday OMG what a bunch of Utter pratts disgusting, someone should have a cattle prod to zap the fuckers with when they lie their asses off like that lying scum sucking ditch pigs ...there isnt one there that came out on top. Im very uncomfortable that Ron Paul is the best of the bunch course thats just my humble opinion

tazzygirl -> RE: Newt promises to be a good boy this time. (12/12/2011 6:29:26 PM)
Paul is... and they will never give him the nod.

MrRodgers -> RE: Newt promises to be a good boy this time. (12/12/2011 6:33:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: willbeurdaddy LMAO. No tax increase pledges, no adultery pledges. Who actually pays attention to these things except the organizations pushing the pledge? Well I can socially, say in committing adultery but will carry my political hypocrisy, only so far. So no...no tax increase, ever. I pay attention to outlandish hypocrisy among our higher office seekers.

DarkSteven -> RE: Newt promises to be a good boy this time. (12/12/2011 6:54:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: willbeurdaddy LMAO. No tax increase pledges, no adultery pledges. Who actually pays attention to these things except the organizations pushing the pledge? I'd like to see a damn pledge saying that they will represent the people who elected them, not the pressure groups. But Newt, the guy who broke his marriage vows at least twice, soberly promising that this time he's serious and will keep his pants zipped - it's just too funny.

Owner59 -> RE: Newt promises to be a good boy this time. (12/12/2011 7:04:46 PM)
It could be that at 69 years old and obese,he can`t really lay the pipe like he used`ta.[8D] It`s really is funny though,the guy who would be president having to make that promise.

Lucylastic -> RE: Newt promises to be a good boy this time. (12/12/2011 7:07:35 PM)
the missus wouldbe wearing his shrivelled nasties as earrings

tj444 -> RE: Newt promises to be a good boy this time. (12/12/2011 9:56:56 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Owner59 It could be that at 69 years old and obese,he can`t really lay the pipe like he used`ta.[8D] It`s really is funny though,the guy who would be president having to make that promise. isnt that what viagra is supposed to cure? but.. ewwwww.. that visual.. (shudder) [:'(]

tazzygirl -> RE: Newt promises to be a good boy this time. (12/12/2011 10:05:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lucylastic the missus wouldbe wearing his shrivelled nasties as earrings Maybe he finally found his Domme... and she holds the key to his CB6000

Owner59 -> RE: Newt promises to be a good boy this time. (12/12/2011 10:09:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tj444 quote: ORIGINAL: Owner59 It could be that at 69 years old and obese,he can`t really lay the pipe like he used`ta.[8D] It`s really is funny though,the guy who would be president having to make that promise. isnt that what viagra is supposed to cure? but.. ewwwww.. that visual.. (shudder) [:'(] Ya gotta chace`m around and catch`m 1st.......viagra ain`t gonna help him there.....[sm=injured.gif] lol

tj444 -> RE: Newt promises to be a good boy this time. (12/12/2011 10:14:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Owner59 Ya gotta chace`m around and catch`m 1st.......viagra ain`t gonna help him there.....[sm=injured.gif] lol not but several 100 dollar bills might.. [&:]

Hillwilliam -> RE: Newt promises to be a good boy this time. (12/12/2011 10:20:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tj444 quote: ORIGINAL: Owner59 Ya gotta chace`m around and catch`m 1st.......viagra ain`t gonna help him there.....[sm=injured.gif] lol not but several 100 dollar bills might.. [&:] He wont even need that. A man with that much political power will have them lining up if he wants.

tweakabelle -> RE: Newt promises to be a good boy this time. (12/12/2011 10:39:00 PM)
I wonder did Newt have Bill Clinton's definition of sex in mind when he promised to refrain from adulterous sex ............. [:D]

Hippiekinkster -> RE: Newt promises to be a good boy this time. (12/12/2011 10:51:42 PM)
Maybe the duplicitous little ratfucker could pledge to represent the people, and not Grover Norquist, or the Kochsuckers, Or the mouthfoamers at the Clinically Insane Snakehandling and Spittle-Punctuated Babeling in Tongues Gowadduh Hates Ever'one 'Ceptin' Us Church?

tj444 -> RE: Newt promises to be a good boy this time. (12/12/2011 11:56:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam He wont even need that. A man with that much political power will have them lining up if he wants. by Russian and Chinese spies?.. [8\|]

tweakabelle -> RE: Newt promises to be a good boy this time. (12/13/2011 2:00:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Hippiekinkster Maybe the duplicitous little ratfucker could pledge to represent the people, and not Grover Norquist, or the Kochsuckers, Or the mouthfoamers at the Clinically Insane Snakehandling and Spittle-Punctuated Babeling in Tongues Gowadduh Hates Ever'one 'Ceptin' Us Church? Sounds good to me HK! Given his record of duplicity and lies, a commitment like that would have to be in writing. Preferably in blood. With massive penalty clauses in the event of non-compliance. Are you going to ask him or shall I volunteer to do it on your behalf? [:D][:D]

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