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littlewonder -> RE: nigerian scammer profiles common wording (10/6/2011 1:26:11 PM)

oh wait....you are poly and looking for someone to take care of household chores....but you refuse to replace a broken keyboard???? LOL...that's so funny.

Good luck with that!




moreroom4u -> RE: nigerian scammer profiles common wording (10/6/2011 1:37:56 PM)

i happen to like my keyboard , should i replace it because you do not ? my camper has a scratch in the bumper should i toss it out too , what about a little faded paint on my corvette does that make it trash ? my girls are aging too they need glasses and are not in as perfect condition as they were a few years ago ,,,should i throw them out too ? would that make you happy ? my job is not to make everyone happy on this planet .i asked a simple question and it had quickly degraded into a conversation about the quality of the keyboard i own . i am willing to bet not everyone on this site has poop that smells as rosey as yours does . if it upsets you so much do like your mama should have taught you and say nothing because you mean nothing to me and i could care less what you think , the people that i care about live in this house or are thinking about living here ....you are not invited



Lockit -> RE: nigerian scammer profiles common wording (10/6/2011 1:42:00 PM)

[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D] God, I love this place!

Right over de-head...



mnottertail -> RE: nigerian scammer profiles common wording (10/6/2011 1:44:10 PM)


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ORIGINAL: moreroom4u

i happen to like my keyboard , should i replace it because you do not ? my camper has a scratch in the bumper should i toss it out too , what about a little faded paint on my corvette does that make it trash ? my girls are aging too they need glasses and are not in as perfect condition as they were a few years ago ,,,should i throw them out too ? would that make you happy ? my job is not to make everyone happy on this planet .i asked a simple question and it had quickly degraded into a conversation about the quality of the keyboard i own . i am willing to bet not everyone on this site has poop that smells as rosey as yours does . if it upsets you so much do like your mama should have taught you and say nothing because you mean nothing to me and i could care less what you think , the people that i care about live in this house or are thinking about living here ....you are not invited



Probably not, but get them girls glasses before you kick them to the curb.



tj444 -> RE: nigerian scammer profiles common wording (10/6/2011 1:48:36 PM)


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ORIGINAL: seekerofslut
Asking for $$ is a dead giveaway, though I'm curious why some, even in their profile, try to move over to ~YIM immediately.

Hmmm... You're sorta cute for a blond guy..



moreroom4u -> RE: nigerian scammer profiles common wording (10/6/2011 1:52:37 PM)

i get the girls new glasses every time their prescription changes . i am not going to throw them to the curb they do to good a job chewing the deer hides to soften them for making gloves .lol that is a joke but they do work as hard as the men here .so many times we start interviews that come to an abrupt halt when they find out this is not a resort where they can lay next to the pool all day , or live inside a box for the rest of their lives that we found placing that anyone moving in here will be expected to work into our profile cut the junk mail in half at least .



seekerofslut -> RE: nigerian scammer profiles common wording (10/6/2011 2:29:34 PM)

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ORIGINAL: tj444


quote:

ORIGINAL: seekerofslut
Asking for $$ is a dead giveaway, though I'm curious why some, even in their profile, try to move over to ~YIM immediately.

Hmmm... You're sorta cute for a blond guy..


That's just the light. I'm salt and pepper.



BurntKitty -> RE: nigerian scammer profiles common wording (10/6/2011 2:32:48 PM)


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ORIGINAL: moreroom4u

i get the girls new glasses every time their prescription changes . i am not going to throw them to the curb they do to good a job chewing the deer hides to soften them for making gloves .lol that is a joke but they do work as hard as the men here .so many times we start interviews that come to an abrupt halt when they find out this is not a resort where they can lay next to the pool all day , or live inside a box for the rest of their lives that we found placing that anyone moving in here will be expected to work into our profile cut the junk mail in half at least .



Perhaps one of them can become your proofreader.

The OP seems to have a need to hold onto things that don't quite work well, yet aren't totally busted. Reminds me of "There, I Fixed It."

[image]http://thereifixedit.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/white-trash-repairs-doesnt-that-go-on-the-inside.jpg[/image]



moreroom4u -> RE: nigerian scammer profiles common wording (10/6/2011 2:48:05 PM)

that is me in a nutshell . does that make me a bad dominant ? one who will squeeze the last bit of good use out of anything i get my hands on ? 



littlewonder -> RE: nigerian scammer profiles common wording (10/6/2011 3:06:26 PM)

It means you're either a hoarder....not a good thing imo or you can't let go of things...again, not a good thing imo.

I personally wouldn't see either one as being good traits in a dom but like they say..there's a pot for every lid.




moreroom4u -> RE: nigerian scammer profiles common wording (10/6/2011 3:26:00 PM)

i have been fighting acute crippling rheumatoid arthritis since i was a teen ...maybe i should have just killed myself and not tried to get the most out of a broken body . my customers like it a lot when i get another life cycle out of their broken machines . maybe i do like my comfy shirts or the keyboard i have owned for so many years they do not pinch or rub me the wrong way , but my girls are comforted in the knowledge they will never lose their collar until i die . just like i promised when i put it on their neck . as long as there are broken girls out there who look for acceptance just the way they are and want a home where the people are not perfect we will not give up on our quest . for all the perfect people out there find that billionaire who is unwilling to have anything with a defect get within a hundred miles of them . there must be a thousand men like that on collarme . we do not beg anyone to pick us . we make a simple offer to those who have more than enough love in their hearts to share with more than just one other person ....even if they are not perfect .



tj444 -> RE: nigerian scammer profiles common wording (10/6/2011 5:03:45 PM)


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ORIGINAL: seekerofslut

quote:

ORIGINAL: tj444
Hmmm... You're sorta cute for a blond guy..


That's just the light. I'm salt and pepper.

I see.. yeah, the light can change hair color sometimes... Salt & pepper is good... [:)]



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