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CynthiaWVirginia -> RE: How in the fuck, (9/11/2011 1:56:36 AM)

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ORIGINAL: M4S73R

Drunken Thor no good, Thor smash! RAWR

**shakes keyboard upside down**
Glad I signed on and took a peek into the message boards. 

The ads that offer sex without courtship are kind of like walking by row after row of glory holes and choosing one. [:D]

This is why I used to get burnt out.  It is a rare and refreshing thing to read a male profile where the person is presented first, and the kinks are just icing on the cake.  Being a little hard to get is nice too...while chasing prey to ground, we get to discover if the person is worth all that trouble.  (It's wonderful when the answer is yes.)

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What in the fuck is with these bitches today.

Some are "acting like guys".  Looking for kinky sex with no strings attached.  Objectifying men.  Been there, done that in my early twenties, and it was a lot of fun until I hurt someone who didn't deserve it. 

I found my sub, so I am no longer reading all those profiles.  At least the ones whose profiles were all about sex and kink...gave me an early warning that that was the only conversation I would be able to get out of them. 

Better luck hunting tomorrow...at least I didn't have to deal with bots...just a bunch of horney, obsessed guys.




DeviantlyD -> RE: How in the fuck, (9/11/2011 2:23:44 AM)


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ORIGINAL: chiaThePet

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ORIGINAL: M4S73R

"oh she was on a porn site talking about getting fucked with a baseball bat"



A woman walks into a gynecologist's office for an exam.

She gets on the stirrups and the doctor says,

"You have a really huge pussy. You have a really huge pussy."

The woman replies, "You didn't have to say it twice."

The doctor says, "I didn't."

chia* (the pet)



OMG!!! That is a horrendous joke!!!!!!!

But I laughed. :D




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