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M4S73R -> How in the fuck, (9/10/2011 11:01:59 PM)

What in the fuck is with these bitches today. I have sat here and just idily scrolled through profiles on my main page. Looked at 100 profiles in the last 2 hours. I found 1 that wasnet some bitch describing every way she likes to get fucked. Really? How in the fuck do you sort through this shit. MY GOD. If i wanted a hooker id pick up my phone and order. What the fuck happened to some self respect.

/end rant.




LadyHibiscus -> RE: How in the fuck, (9/10/2011 11:09:40 PM)

For a minute there I thought you were looking at the men's profiles![:D]




littlewonder -> RE: How in the fuck, (9/10/2011 11:09:54 PM)

it's a sex site. You were expecting something different? The male profiles aren't any different.





M4S73R -> RE: How in the fuck, (9/10/2011 11:11:58 PM)

and being a sex site means "Hey, i have no self respect" "stick cock here"




chiaThePet -> RE: How in the fuck, (9/10/2011 11:12:51 PM)


101.

Sorry, I was in the bathroom.

What?

chia* (the pet)




M4S73R -> RE: How in the fuck, (9/10/2011 11:15:27 PM)

Lawl, i should have proly thrown in there that i have drank a bottle of wine and am drunk forum posting. Just throwing that out there.

"Hey mom, how did you meet dad"
"oh she was on a porn site talking about getting fucked with a baseball bat"




chiaThePet -> RE: How in the fuck, (9/10/2011 11:41:14 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: M4S73R

"oh she was on a porn site talking about getting fucked with a baseball bat"



A woman walks into a gynecologist's office for an exam.

She gets on the stirrups and the doctor says,

"You have a really huge pussy. You have a really huge pussy."

The woman replies, "You didn't have to say it twice."

The doctor says, "I didn't."

chia* (the pet)




M4S73R -> RE: How in the fuck, (9/10/2011 11:43:59 PM)

I like it. for a predator reference.




HeatherMcLeather -> RE: How in the fuck, (9/10/2011 11:59:36 PM)

Some of just really, really like sex.

quote:

and being a sex site means "Hey, i have no self respect" "stick cock here" "
No it means "Hey, I have enough self respect that I'm not going to comply with your outdated oppressive patriarchal social constraints on my sexuality or the expression of it. Stick dildo here."




fetisheden -> RE: How in the fuck, (9/11/2011 12:05:43 AM)

i would say that the male & female profiles here are too sexual.really cant point the finger there, though isnt that what men want?a woman who is willing to spread her legs at anytime for anyone(at least that is what i keep hearing from those i refuse to have sex with)

what's that old joke?how a woman is a whore because she sleeps with everyone but a bitch if she doesnt sleep with you....




M4S73R -> RE: How in the fuck, (9/11/2011 12:09:44 AM)

So i went back and looked through some of those, and sure enough most of them were porn bots.  23 5ft 5in. If i hadnt been drunk on the 6 year old bottle of wine, i may have noticed that. Lawl.

Hi Heather! Thanks for the lez perspective.




M4S73R -> RE: How in the fuck, (9/11/2011 12:12:43 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: fetisheden

i would say that the male & female profiles here are too sexual.really cant point the finger there, though isnt that what men want?a woman who is willing to spread her legs at anytime for anyone(at least that is what i keep hearing from those i refuse to have sex with)

what's that old joke?how a woman is a whore because she sleeps with everyone but a bitch if she doesnt sleep with you....



Yeah this can get broke down to semantics and generalizations, which i admit i suppose my OP was the same generalization.  I should get off here.
Drunken Thor no good, Thor smash! RAWR




NocturnalStalker -> RE: How in the fuck, (9/11/2011 12:14:51 AM)

Batman has a better comic-book, character and movie. 

Except for those mid-90's ones.  They sucked and should never be spoken of again.




xxblushesxx -> RE: How in the fuck, (9/11/2011 12:15:21 AM)

Yeah, if you're just picking out the hottest looking ones to look at, you'll be getting bots using fake pictures and of course the overly sexed up lines that "all men" are looking for. I guess you just need to slow down and separate the wheat from the chaff. It can take a LONG time. Just have fun looking and making friends. Mine happened (five years ago) to end up being a "just a friend" guy I met here. [;)][:D]




M4S73R -> RE: How in the fuck, (9/11/2011 12:17:37 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

Batman has a better comic-book, character and movie. 

Except for those mid-90's ones.  They sucked and should never be spoken of again.



Spawn comics were the best.




NocturnalStalker -> RE: How in the fuck, (9/11/2011 12:18:38 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx

Yeah, if you're just picking out the hottest looking ones to look at, you'll be getting bots using fake pictures and of course the overly sexed up lines that "all men" are looking for. I guess you just need to slow down and separate the wheat from the chaff. It can take a LONG time. Just have fun looking and making friends. Mine happened (five years ago) to end up being a "just a friend" guy I met here. [;)][:D]


Strange... your profile doesn't have any overly sexed up lines.

See how smooth that was?  You people could learn a thing or seventeen.




M4S73R -> RE: How in the fuck, (9/11/2011 12:20:16 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx

Yeah, if you're just picking out the hottest looking ones to look at, you'll be getting bots using fake pictures and of course the overly sexed up lines that "all men" are looking for. I guess you just need to slow down and separate the wheat from the chaff. It can take a LONG time. Just have fun looking and making friends. Mine happened (five years ago) to end up being a "just a friend" guy I met here. [;)][:D]

was just hitting the next button. and yeah, im drunk. thats part of it. I dont drink very often, (i get rowdy) so i tend to stay home when i drink, and yeah this happens lawl. (that and wine goes right to the head)




frstfrefrost -> RE: How in the fuck, (9/11/2011 12:21:31 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: chiaThePet

quote:

ORIGINAL: M4S73R

"oh she was on a porn site talking about getting fucked with a baseball bat"



A woman walks into a gynecologist's office for an exam.

She gets on the stirrups and the doctor says,

"You have a really huge pussy. You have a really huge pussy."

The woman replies, "You didn't have to say it twice."

The doctor says, "I didn't."

chia* (the pet)



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.


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M4S73R -> RE: How in the fuck, (9/11/2011 12:23:57 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

quote:

ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx

Yeah, if you're just picking out the hottest looking ones to look at, you'll be getting bots using fake pictures and of course the overly sexed up lines that "all men" are looking for. I guess you just need to slow down and separate the wheat from the chaff. It can take a LONG time. Just have fun looking and making friends. Mine happened (five years ago) to end up being a "just a friend" guy I met here. [;)][:D]


Strange... your profile doesn't have any overly sexed up lines.

See how smooth that was?  You people could learn a thing or seventeen.



Hell yeah i could when it comes to online things. I quit my career 2 weeks ago and am going ape shit crazy at home. Went from working 14 hours a day 6 days a week to nada. Only a week left to go before i start working again. cant come fast enough. You all got me for another week, then ill be gone.




NocturnalStalker -> RE: How in the fuck, (9/11/2011 12:31:03 AM)

I think you should become straight-edge like me.  




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