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laundry - 7/21/2011 1:18:45 PM

motodom

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My profile is long setting out the approach I take and what I seek. I'll keep this introduction short.

I have my laundry in the dryer at the moment. I put it in there myself. Soon I will retrieve it. Clearly then, a slave somewhere has been deprived of an opportunity to matter. Let's take a moment to silently reflect on the plight of unclaimed, idle slaves, and how their lives pass by in the wasteland of insignificance as a tragic parade of missed opportunities.

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RE: laundry - 7/21/2011 1:23:32 PM

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Is this some sort of new poetry or performance art?

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RE: laundry - 7/21/2011 1:30:24 PM

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He's just drefting along.

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RE: laundry - 7/21/2011 1:30:38 PM

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And yet I suspect that the unclaimed slaves are doing just fine. Looks to me like what you want is a housekeeper which you've disguised as a search for a slave.

Anyway welcome to CM

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RE: laundry - 7/21/2011 1:34:51 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

And yet I suspect that the unclaimed slaves are doing just fine. Looks to me like what you want is a housekeeper which you've disguised as a search for a slave.

Anyway welcome to CM

Zeph

They're possibly earning a fortune doing all those tasks for somebody who's too busy doing it him or herself and from their riches then rent a dom/me

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RE: laundry - 7/21/2011 1:37:45 PM

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~snort~ Or maybe built up an empire and are now so rich they can afford to be picky.

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RE: laundry - 7/22/2011 8:57:18 AM

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The trouble with slaves is that they need too much looking after, if they just wanted to work without reward, there would'nt be any idle hands.

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RE: laundry - 7/22/2011 11:20:01 AM

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Maybe he was thinking that the unclaimed slaves could do his laundry..... and fold it too?

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RE: laundry - 7/22/2011 11:56:05 AM

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Don't worry, OP. Somewhere those unclaimed & idle slaves are fold & sorting everyone's missing socks.

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RE: laundry - 7/22/2011 11:57:42 AM

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This makes me happy. Welcome. Your poetic nature will be refreshing, I suspect.

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RE: laundry - 7/22/2011 11:59:24 AM

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I'm going to make myself scare before he decides he wants it ironed.....

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RE: laundry - 7/22/2011 6:49:58 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: motodom

My profile is long setting out the approach I take and what I seek. I'll keep this introduction short.

I have my laundry in the dryer at the moment. I put it in there myself. Soon I will retrieve it. Clearly then,
a slave somewhere has been deprived of an opportunity to matter. Let's take a moment to silently reflect on
the plight of unclaimed, idle slaves, and how their lives pass by in the wasteland of insignificance as a tragic
parade of missed opportunities.

You're right of course. My life would be much more fulfilling with your skidmarks on my soul.

Welcome to Collarme. I appreciate your sense of humor. Creases or no creases?

< Message edited by poise -- 7/22/2011 6:50:23 PM >

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RE: laundry - 7/22/2011 8:24:33 PM

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