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motodom -> laundry (7/21/2011 1:18:45 PM)
My profile is long setting out the approach I take and what I seek. I'll keep this introduction short. I have my laundry in the dryer at the moment. I put it in there myself. Soon I will retrieve it. Clearly then, a slave somewhere has been deprived of an opportunity to matter. Let's take a moment to silently reflect on the plight of unclaimed, idle slaves, and how their lives pass by in the wasteland of insignificance as a tragic parade of missed opportunities.

LaTigresse -> RE: laundry (7/21/2011 1:23:32 PM)
Is this some sort of new poetry or performance art?

DarkSteven -> RE: laundry (7/21/2011 1:30:24 PM)
He's just drefting along.

zephyroftheNorth -> RE: laundry (7/21/2011 1:30:38 PM)
And yet I suspect that the unclaimed slaves are doing just fine. Looks to me like what you want is a housekeeper which you've disguised as a search for a slave. Anyway welcome to CM Zeph

LadyConstanze -> RE: laundry (7/21/2011 1:34:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth And yet I suspect that the unclaimed slaves are doing just fine. Looks to me like what you want is a housekeeper which you've disguised as a search for a slave. Anyway welcome to CM Zeph They're possibly earning a fortune doing all those tasks for somebody who's too busy doing it him or herself and from their riches then rent a dom/me

zephyroftheNorth -> RE: laundry (7/21/2011 1:37:45 PM)
~snort~ Or maybe built up an empire and are now so rich they can afford to be picky.

OohAahMrs -> RE: laundry (7/22/2011 8:57:18 AM)
The trouble with slaves is that they need too much looking after, if they just wanted to work without reward, there would'nt be any idle hands.

Buzzzz -> RE: laundry (7/22/2011 11:20:01 AM)
Maybe he was thinking that the unclaimed slaves could do his laundry..... and fold it too?

BurntKitty -> RE: laundry (7/22/2011 11:56:05 AM)
Don't worry, OP. Somewhere those unclaimed & idle slaves are fold & sorting everyone's missing socks. [sm=biggrin.gif]

Palliata -> RE: laundry (7/22/2011 11:57:42 AM)
This makes me happy. Welcome. Your poetic nature will be refreshing, I suspect.

windchymes -> RE: laundry (7/22/2011 11:59:24 AM)
I'm going to make myself scare before he decides he wants it ironed.....[&:]

poise -> RE: laundry (7/22/2011 6:49:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: motodom My profile is long setting out the approach I take and what I seek. I'll keep this introduction short. I have my laundry in the dryer at the moment. I put it in there myself. Soon I will retrieve it. Clearly then, a slave somewhere has been deprived of an opportunity to matter. Let's take a moment to silently reflect on the plight of unclaimed, idle slaves, and how their lives pass by in the wasteland of insignificance as a tragic parade of missed opportunities. You're right of course. My life would be much more fulfilling with your skidmarks on my soul. [:-] Welcome to Collarme. I appreciate your sense of humor. Creases or no creases?

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: laundry (7/22/2011 8:24:33 PM)
Welcome to CM and the boards. Sorry, but I don't iron and I certainly don't do windows. Have fun on this side. [:)]

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