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motodom -> laundry (7/21/2011 1:18:45 PM)

My profile is long setting out the approach I take and what I seek. I'll keep this introduction short.

I have my laundry in the dryer at the moment. I put it in there myself. Soon I will retrieve it. Clearly then, a slave somewhere has been deprived of an opportunity to matter. Let's take a moment to silently reflect on the plight of unclaimed, idle slaves, and how their lives pass by in the wasteland of insignificance as a tragic parade of missed opportunities.




LaTigresse -> RE: laundry (7/21/2011 1:23:32 PM)

Is this some sort of new poetry or performance art?




DarkSteven -> RE: laundry (7/21/2011 1:30:24 PM)

He's just drefting along.




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: laundry (7/21/2011 1:30:38 PM)

And yet I suspect that the unclaimed slaves are doing just fine. Looks to me like what you want is a housekeeper which you've disguised as a search for a slave.

Anyway welcome to CM

Zeph




LadyConstanze -> RE: laundry (7/21/2011 1:34:51 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

And yet I suspect that the unclaimed slaves are doing just fine. Looks to me like what you want is a housekeeper which you've disguised as a search for a slave.

Anyway welcome to CM

Zeph





They're possibly earning a fortune doing all those tasks for somebody who's too busy doing it him or herself and from their riches then rent a dom/me




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: laundry (7/21/2011 1:37:45 PM)

~snort~ Or maybe built up an empire and are now so rich they can afford to be picky.




OohAahMrs -> RE: laundry (7/22/2011 8:57:18 AM)

The trouble with slaves is that they need too much looking after, if they just wanted to work without reward, there would'nt be any idle hands.




Buzzzz -> RE: laundry (7/22/2011 11:20:01 AM)

Maybe he was thinking that the unclaimed slaves could do his laundry..... and fold it too?




BurntKitty -> RE: laundry (7/22/2011 11:56:05 AM)

Don't worry, OP. Somewhere those unclaimed & idle slaves are fold & sorting everyone's missing socks.


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Palliata -> RE: laundry (7/22/2011 11:57:42 AM)

This makes me happy. Welcome. Your poetic nature will be refreshing, I suspect.




windchymes -> RE: laundry (7/22/2011 11:59:24 AM)

I'm going to make myself scare before he decides he wants it ironed.....[&:]




poise -> RE: laundry (7/22/2011 6:49:58 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: motodom

My profile is long setting out the approach I take and what I seek. I'll keep this introduction short.

I have my laundry in the dryer at the moment. I put it in there myself. Soon I will retrieve it. Clearly then,
a slave somewhere has been deprived of an opportunity to matter. Let's take a moment to silently reflect on
the plight of unclaimed, idle slaves, and how their lives pass by in the wasteland of insignificance as a tragic
parade of missed opportunities.

You're right of course. My life would be much more fulfilling with your skidmarks on my soul. [:-]
Welcome to Collarme. I appreciate your sense of humor. Creases or no creases?




tiggerspoohbear -> RE: laundry (7/22/2011 8:24:33 PM)

Welcome to CM and the boards.  Sorry, but I don't iron and I certainly don't do windows.  Have fun on this side.  [:)]




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