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Hippiekinkster -> RE: Netherlands Attack US (6/4/2011 5:08:03 PM)


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ORIGINAL: SternSkipper

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As usual, Canada is ahead by a few decades...we really did this sort of thing back in 1980....and won!!


YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, Canadians invented western civilization, we know... Just make sure you get off your asses and come vacation in America now that your dollar (excuse me, LOONEY) is worth more than $0.60 now.
   We've certainly propped up your economy for countless decades[:D]

I will say this though, Montreal is the best place to eat in the western hemisphere. you can walk into ANY restaurant in that city and get an amazing meal for chump change.
And you're women are hot


No it ain't. Oaxaca Mexico beats Montreal hands down.




Arpig -> RE: Netherlands Attack US (6/4/2011 5:26:03 PM)

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Just make sure you get off your asses and come vacation in America now that your dollar (excuse me, LOONEY) is worth more than $0.60 now.
Actually as of noon today, our $ was worth 1.02 of yours. Our $ has been worth more than 0.60 of yours continuously over the last 10 years.

Your jokes are so out of date as to be jokes in and of themselves.





SternSkipper -> RE: Netherlands Attack US (6/4/2011 9:22:02 PM)

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Persactly.
A fry pan on the recently heated lady's bum does the 'shrooms-ginger-spinach' thing perfectly.


The acid you dropped today was obviously heat damaged. You should start taking niacinamide in large doses as soon as possible




Hippiekinkster -> RE: Netherlands Attack US (6/4/2011 9:33:03 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Arpig

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Just make sure you get off your asses and come vacation in America now that your dollar (excuse me, LOONEY) is worth more than $0.60 now.
Actually as of noon today, our $ was worth 1.02 of yours. Our $ has been worth more than 0.60 of yours continuously over the last 10 years.

Your jokes are so out of date as to be jokes in and of themselves.


Canadian Pinot Noirs really suck.




SternSkipper -> RE: Netherlands Attack US (6/4/2011 9:39:39 PM)

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I have coffee dripping from the screen, my old holborn is all over the keyboard, and I think I pissed my pants... again...
AND IT"S ALL DUE TO THAT POST!!!!!!


I hope there was no electrical shock involved.[8D]





SternSkipper -> RE: Netherlands Attack US (6/4/2011 9:42:14 PM)

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Actually as of noon today, our $ was worth 1.02 of yours. Our $ has been worth more than 0.60 of yours continuously over the last 10 years.
Your jokes are so out of date as to be jokes in and of themselves.


I guess that means you aren't grateful for the commerce... bummer...




SternSkipper -> RE: Netherlands Attack US (6/4/2011 9:44:07 PM)

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Canadian Pinot Noirs really suck.


I'm not a wine guy... But I will say their over the counter codeine was top notch when they had em available




Edwynn -> RE: Netherlands Attack US (6/4/2011 11:12:01 PM)



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ORIGINAL: SternSkipper
The acid you dropped today was obviously heat damaged. You should start taking niacinamide in large doses as soon as possible




The jealousy ...

Will this never cease?






Termyn8or -> RE: Netherlands Attack US (6/5/2011 8:03:53 AM)

FR

Thank you all for TOTALLY FUCKING WRECKING my retirement plan. Now where do I go, Antarctica ? Austrailia would be good but I want to play with guns, shooting varmint and the like. I want to sit on my porch and shoot anything that moves, but not birds or squirrels, they're cool.

But wait now, you say home grown Netherlanders ( Netherlandites ? ) can get weed ? How do I get citizenship ? Surely they must have some sort of "green" card for folks like me. Plus I can't believe they would wreck their tourist industry that way. But really, if it's that bad maybe you just have to get it the old fashoined way. Some guy on speed dial with a van who runs all over town every day.

Hey, maybe I could get a job there driving an airport taxi. Wouldn't need a van. You don't think they would hold 712 traffic tickets against me do you ? Hey they were in another country. A cellphone, a bunch of ziplock bags and an account with the local pharmacy and I would be in business. That would be a nice hobby for a retired hippie huh. And the more illegal it is the higher the profit margin. My investment portfolio in a big jar in the basement. Wait, I don't think they have basements there. Well fuck it then, maybe they got welfare.

Let's face it I am not going to be able to afford Dubai. I mean I'm sure I can get there but I won't have the money for bribes and shit, in case shit happens. Maybe I'll just retire right here. At least there are too many of us to watch.

T^T




SternSkipper -> RE: Netherlands Attack US (6/5/2011 8:39:28 AM)

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I'm wondering at the no semen law. You don't get out of customs until after you go into the men's bathroom and jerk off?


Not if you are traveling with your sub





SternSkipper -> RE: Netherlands Attack US (6/5/2011 8:41:07 AM)

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No it ain't. Oaxaca Mexico beats Montreal hands down.


Been there ... Sorry nothing beats Provincial French Cuisine




SternSkipper -> RE: Netherlands Attack US (6/5/2011 8:43:09 AM)

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Thank you all for TOTALLY FUCKING WRECKING my retirement plan. Now where do I go, Antarctica ? Austrailia would be good but I want to play with guns, shooting varmint and the like. I want to sit on my porch and shoot anything that moves, but not birds or squirrels, they're cool.


Dude, Dude, Dude....
What comes after a war if you are the US? THAT'S RIGHT... WAR REPARATIONS!
Somebody's got to oversee that... And what about all that annexed pot?





Termyn8or -> RE: Netherlands Attack US (6/5/2011 11:03:35 AM)

Hmmmmm, perhaps I should rewrite my resume'.

T^T




Hippiekinkster -> RE: Netherlands Attack US (6/5/2011 9:57:07 PM)


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ORIGINAL: SternSkipper

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No it ain't. Oaxaca Mexico beats Montreal hands down.


Been there ... Sorry nothing beats Provincial French Cuisine

Well, we'll just have to agree that you are wrong. [8D]




SternSkipper -> RE: Netherlands Attack US (6/6/2011 5:20:54 AM)

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Well, we'll just have to agree that you are wrong.


Whatever works for ya




Hippiekinkster -> RE: Netherlands Attack US (6/6/2011 6:50:20 AM)


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ORIGINAL: SternSkipper

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Well, we'll just have to agree that you are wrong.


Whatever works for ya

Orange Sunshine works really well...[sm=hippie.gif]




sixstringbook -> RE: Netherlands Attack US (6/6/2011 4:26:47 PM)

Alembic ... that's sooooo Stanley Clarke .... strap into a Lakland 55-94 and get to the bottom of things!




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