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Termyn8or -> RE: Netherlands Attack US (6/5/2011 8:03:53 AM)
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FR Thank you all for TOTALLY FUCKING WRECKING my retirement plan. Now where do I go, Antarctica ? Austrailia would be good but I want to play with guns, shooting varmint and the like. I want to sit on my porch and shoot anything that moves, but not birds or squirrels, they're cool. But wait now, you say home grown Netherlanders ( Netherlandites ? ) can get weed ? How do I get citizenship ? Surely they must have some sort of "green" card for folks like me. Plus I can't believe they would wreck their tourist industry that way. But really, if it's that bad maybe you just have to get it the old fashoined way. Some guy on speed dial with a van who runs all over town every day. Hey, maybe I could get a job there driving an airport taxi. Wouldn't need a van. You don't think they would hold 712 traffic tickets against me do you ? Hey they were in another country. A cellphone, a bunch of ziplock bags and an account with the local pharmacy and I would be in business. That would be a nice hobby for a retired hippie huh. And the more illegal it is the higher the profit margin. My investment portfolio in a big jar in the basement. Wait, I don't think they have basements there. Well fuck it then, maybe they got welfare. Let's face it I am not going to be able to afford Dubai. I mean I'm sure I can get there but I won't have the money for bribes and shit, in case shit happens. Maybe I'll just retire right here. At least there are too many of us to watch. T^T
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