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*snort*

• Animals, Birds and other Livestock  (Except for GERBILS in rubber gloves)
  
• Animal carcasses or products (HEY! Rat on a stick IS NUTRITIOUS)
  
• Certain Agricultural Products
• Counterfeit coins and bank notes, passports, etc.(details, details)
  
• Child pornography (But you'll let your kids vacation in BELGIUM)
  
• Embryos; animal, birds and other
• Explosives
• Counterfeit or pirated goods (Fuck you guys... it was just a screener)
  
• Laser Pointers class III and IV  (Trump Indutries has just completed a study that concludes lasers are safe, even when shined directly into the human eye... this is an outrage)
  
• Laser Gadgets Class II, III, and IV  (see above Bjorn!)
  
• Fish and Fish products (Somebody told ya we pissed on your cod, didn't they?)
  
• Flours and meal of animal origin (WHAT??? CatFlour isn't good enough for you?)
  
• Goods bearing false origin statements
  
• Goods infringing a trade mark
• Goods infringing a copyright
• Ozone depleting substancesNOW Where are we going to send them???
  
• Unregistered pharmaceutical products (Yeah??? They're registered with US Biotches!)
  
• Plants; live plants, cuttings and including seeds for same. Flower seeds are accepted with a commercial invoic. Sunflower and all other seeds (vegetable, etc) are prohibited.
• Semen   (Aw COME ON!)
  
• Tasers and similar products (objects which can paralyze or hurt persons using electrical shocks) And your problem with this is what? They're more fucking fun than "Hoosker Do"
  
• Waste products (Okay, so our kids don't vacation there anymore)
  
• Weapons (That's IT ... You get Sarah Palin for this!)
  
• All products containing the biocide dimethylfumarate (DMF)

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Please, do not fear the four.

That is to say that in Germanic languages, vier (which is pronounced almost as in the English word 'fear,' but without the 'hard' r) is the word for the number 4.

Do not fear Dutch bier, and after vier (4) such biere (that's plural for 'beers'), you will be most happy to be able to read anything at all, and you will happily delude yourself into thinking that you can actually speak French in the process.

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For a party that doesn't take much seriously, the Rhinos once took a serious-sounding pledge: in 1980, the party promised to declare war on Belgium.
The threat was made after Belgian cartoon character Tintin killed a rhinoceros in the book Tintin in the Congo. However, the Rhinos promised to rescind the threat if Belgium delivered a conciliatory case of Belgian beer and mussels to Rhino party "Hindquarters" in Montreal. The Belgians acquiesced and war was averted.

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ORIGINAL: SternSkipper
Do you date marc2b?

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ORIGINAL: SternSkipper
Netherlands Import Prohibitions The following is a partial listing of commodities that might be prohibited for entry into the Netherlands:

• Semen   (Aw COME ON!)
  

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As usual, Canada is ahead by a few decades...we really did this sort of thing back in 1980....and won!!

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Whut up with that? Got yourself a man crush on self-arranged man crushes or something?
In any event, just to push the envelope further, let's delve into Alembic electric bass guitars
ooh, oooh ...

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That settles it, I'm NOT visiting the Netherlands. As much as I love CBT, I'm NOT going to detach my testicles to meet their import laws.

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ORIGINAL: SternSkipper

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*snort*

Look how they have thrown down the gauntlet....If you go to The Netherlands Fed Ex site, you will learn the ugly truth, They have declared a reverse embargo on all our leading exports to Holland:

Netherlands Import Prohibitions The following is a partial listing of commodities that might be prohibited for entry into the Netherlands:

• Animals, Birds and other Livestock  (Except for GERBILS in rubber gloves)
  
• Animal carcasses or products (HEY! Rat on a stick IS NUTRITIOUS)
  
• Certain Agricultural Products
• Counterfeit coins and bank notes, passports, etc.(details, details)
  
• Child pornography (But you'll let your kids vacation in BELGIUM)
  
• Embryos; animal, birds and other
• Explosives
• Counterfeit or pirated goods (Fuck you guys... it was just a screener)
  
• Laser Pointers class III and IV  (Trump Indutries has just completed a study that concludes lasers are safe, even when shined directly into the human eye... this is an outrage)
  
• Laser Gadgets Class II, III, and IV  (see above Bjorn!)
  
• Fish and Fish products (Somebody told ya we pissed on your cod, didn't they?)
  
• Flours and meal of animal origin (WHAT??? CatFlour isn't good enough for you?)
  
• Goods bearing false origin statements
  
• Goods infringing a trade mark
• Goods infringing a copyright
• Ozone depleting substancesNOW Where are we going to send them???
  
• Unregistered pharmaceutical products (Yeah??? They're registered with US Biotches!)
  
• Plants; live plants, cuttings and including seeds for same. Flower seeds are accepted with a commercial invoic. Sunflower and all other seeds (vegetable, etc) are prohibited.
• Semen   (Aw COME ON!)
  
• Tasers and similar products (objects which can paralyze or hurt persons using electrical shocks) And your problem with this is what? They're more fucking fun than "Hoosker Do"
  
• Waste products (Okay, so our kids don't vacation there anymore)
  
• Weapons (That's IT ... You get Sarah Palin for this!)
  
• All products containing the biocide dimethylfumarate (DMF)

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ORIGINAL: SternSkipper

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Whut up with that? Got yourself a man crush on self-arranged man crushes or something?
In any event, just to push the envelope further, let's delve into Alembic electric bass guitars
ooh, oooh ...

Nope... your post just sounded a little like one of his famous thread killers[:D]

If i ever develop a man crush, it won't be over a total pill

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ORIGINAL: DesFIP

I'm wondering at the no semen law. You don't get out of customs until after you go into the men's bathroom and jerk off?

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And you're women are hot

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ORIGINAL: HeatherMcLeather

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And you're women are hot

Aren't they just though!!

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I'm wondering at the no semen law. You don't get out of customs until after you go into the men's bathroom and jerk off?

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Aren't they just though!!