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Hillwilliam -> Scamming preacher is still insisting on the rapture. (5/24/2011 7:36:37 AM)

http://www.centurylink.net/news/read.php?rip_id=%3CD9NDIPNG2%40news.ap.org%3E&ps=1011

OOPS, It's really going to happen in october.

An aside. Has anyone else noticed that this guy looks like Jeff Dunham's puppet "Walter"?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNyQsH7ilIM&feature=fvsr




juliaoceania -> RE: Scamming preacher is still insisting on the rapture. (5/24/2011 7:44:27 AM)

Why did anyone pay attention to this guy? I don't get it... he is justa fruitloop. I guess people were really bored or something




mnottertail -> RE: Scamming preacher is still insisting on the rapture. (5/24/2011 7:47:49 AM)

October.  I gotta mow my yard all summer for this?  And people wonder why there are atheists. 




tazzygirl -> RE: Scamming preacher is still insisting on the rapture. (5/24/2011 7:49:10 AM)

Jesus has promised his birth certificate by then?

Or is it taking Trump's investigators that long to find the wide men?




BonesFromAsh -> RE: Scamming preacher is still insisting on the rapture. (5/24/2011 7:53:20 AM)

He was wrong in 1994...how could he possibly be mistaken this time around? [8|]

On a side note....

Am I the only one who thinks Harold Camping looks like the preacher from Poltergeist 2 ?




Termyn8or -> RE: Scamming preacher is still insisting on the rapture. (5/24/2011 7:53:48 AM)

FR

Buncha fuckin idiots I swear.

The world ends in 2019. If it doesn't now, it will by 2018. And if it doesn't end in 2019 it'll end in 2020, or 2021, whatever.

T^T




mnottertail -> RE: Scamming preacher is still insisting on the rapture. (5/24/2011 7:53:52 AM)

The wide men are the camel filter guys Tazz, don't be so anti-semitic.




Moonhead -> RE: Scamming preacher is still insisting on the rapture. (5/24/2011 12:16:06 PM)


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ORIGINAL: BonesFromAsh

He was wrong in 1994...

And '77.




SternSkipper -> RE: Scamming preacher is still insisting on the rapture. (5/24/2011 12:24:50 PM)

quote:

Why did anyone pay attention to this guy? I don't get it... he is justa fruitloop. I guess people were really bored or something


Not sure yet, but I am going to do my damnedest to keep this guy on life support so I can generate new humor threads... he's a comedy gold mine





Moonhead -> RE: Scamming preacher is still insisting on the rapture. (5/24/2011 12:26:34 PM)

I'd suspect the families of the cretins who killed themselves over this twat's line of shite might beg to differ on that one, mate.




rulemylife -> RE: Scamming preacher is still insisting on the rapture. (5/24/2011 12:31:02 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: juliaoceania

Why did anyone pay attention to this guy? I don't get it... he is justa fruitloop. I guess people were really bored or something


What don't you get?

It is religious fervor.

It may not be your brand but it is the same.




ChatteParfaitt -> RE: Scamming preacher is still insisting on the rapture. (5/24/2011 12:37:45 PM)

Yeah, yeah, I can keep insisting I am six feet tall, ain't gonna make it so.




LadyPact -> RE: Scamming preacher is still insisting on the rapture. (5/24/2011 12:40:23 PM)

At some point, should we just tack up several pages of dates, months, and years on the side of a barn and give the guy some darts and a blindfold?

Sorry, but I can't take him seriously.  Thanks for the Jeff Dunham clip though.




Moonhead -> RE: Scamming preacher is still insisting on the rapture. (5/24/2011 12:41:27 PM)

Just the one dart, though, or he'll take as many dates as he has darts...




jlf1961 -> RE: Scamming preacher is still insisting on the rapture. (5/24/2011 1:48:23 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Moonhead

I'd suspect the families of the cretins who killed themselves over this twat's line of shite might beg to differ on that one, mate.



Not that I doubt you on this claim, but I have seen no news on this, got a link, just curious.




Moonhead -> RE: Scamming preacher is still insisting on the rapture. (5/24/2011 2:00:12 PM)

I don't have a source for that, I'm afraid: it's something I saw on the BBC telly news rather than the internet. Didn't check it as the fact that he'd inspired a fair few suicides back in '94 didn't make the idea that he'd stirred up a few more over the last month month seem too unreasonable...




tazzygirl -> RE: Scamming preacher is still insisting on the rapture. (5/24/2011 2:37:56 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

The wide men are the camel filter guys Tazz, don't be so anti-semitic.


LOL.. wide men?




mnottertail -> RE: Scamming preacher is still insisting on the rapture. (5/24/2011 2:42:20 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: tazzygirl

Jesus has promised his birth certificate by then?

Or is it taking Trump's investigators that long to find the wide men?


Don't shoot the messenger and try to derail.  I got facts.




tazzygirl -> RE: Scamming preacher is still insisting on the rapture. (5/24/2011 2:46:01 PM)

ROFL

Guilty as charged!!!




jlf1961 -> RE: Scamming preacher is still insisting on the rapture. (5/24/2011 2:54:02 PM)

Didn't they use to stone false prophets? Shouldn't we ought to resurrect that old tradition?




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