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JstAnotherSub -> Honey, c'mere and see what is in the bathroom! (4/25/2011 3:41:18 PM)

Holy shit!




hlen5 -> RE: Honey, c'mere and see what is in the bathroom! (4/25/2011 3:47:35 PM)

I'm so glad this wasn't something gross! I wouldn't need the bathroom for a while if I came up on that..... my shorts would definitely need the washer!!




windchymes -> RE: Honey, c'mere and see what is in the bathroom! (4/25/2011 3:49:09 PM)

A bird got into my house a couple weeks ago......doesn't seem so bad now. [8|]




juliaoceania -> RE: Honey, c'mere and see what is in the bathroom! (4/25/2011 3:50:44 PM)


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ORIGINAL: windchymes

A bird got into my house a couple weeks ago......doesn't seem so bad now. [8|]


I had a pigeon sit on my windowsill and poop on my carpet the other day, it definitely seems a small matter compared with an alligator.




windchymes -> RE: Honey, c'mere and see what is in the bathroom! (4/25/2011 3:56:48 PM)


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ORIGINAL: juliaoceania


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ORIGINAL: windchymes

A bird got into my house a couple weeks ago......doesn't seem so bad now. [8|]


I had a pigeon sit on my windowsill and poop on my carpet the other day, it definitely seems a small matter compared with an alligator.


Yup, it's all perspective, lol.

It's good to see you back in here, btw :)




SorceressJ -> RE: Honey, c'mere and see what is in the bathroom! (4/25/2011 4:02:20 PM)

My Husband woke up and stumbled butt-ass nekkid into our bathroom one morning a couple of years ago to find a five-foot black snake threaded through the window blind and draped over the top of the water heater box. This snake was a handsome specimen who had apparently squeezed in through a small hole in the floor, gone up the back of the toilet tank, through the blinds, and across the chest-height water heater box, and was staring down at the baby birds we had in there keeping warm (a word of explanation: Husband and I did wildlife rescue at the time, and we had a baby robin on one box and a duckling in another. We figure he lived under the house, smelled the box lunches and came in after them; he was denied this pleasure, obviously, and sent on his way into yonder woods..)




JstAnotherSub -> RE: Honey, c'mere and see what is in the bathroom! (4/25/2011 4:12:38 PM)


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ORIGINAL: hlen5

I'm so glad this wasn't something gross! I wouldn't need the bathroom for a while if I came up on that..... my shorts would definitely need the washer!!


I would never post anything gross.......maybe.....

I would definately poop my self too.

Years ago, I lived in some apartments and there was a story on the news about a snake coming up through a toilet in another apartment complex. I am not someone to even worry about such things. Until, one evening, as I sat reading tha readers digest in the bathroom, something tickled my ass. The first thing that came to mind was that snake story and I jumped higher than I ever have.

Someone has overfilled a washer with soap in my building, and it was bubbles coming up through all the sinks and toilets in that building.

I am giggling at the memory, had forgotten about it-lol.




juliaoceania -> RE: Honey, c'mere and see what is in the bathroom! (4/25/2011 4:17:59 PM)

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It's good to see you back in here, btw :)


Awe shucks, thanks...




juliaoceania -> RE: Honey, c'mere and see what is in the bathroom! (4/25/2011 4:21:44 PM)


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ORIGINAL: SorceressJ

My Husband woke up and stumbled butt-ass nekkid into our bathroom one morning a couple of years ago to find a five-foot black snake threaded through the window blind and draped over the top of the water heater box. This snake was a handsome specimen who had apparently squeezed in through a small hole in the floor, gone up the back of the toilet tank, through the blinds, and across the chest-height water heater box, and was staring down at the baby birds we had in there keeping warm (a word of explanation: Husband and I did wildlife rescue at the time, and we had a baby robin on one box and a duckling in another. We figure he lived under the house, smelled the box lunches and came in after them; he was denied this pleasure, obviously, and sent on his way into yonder woods..)


This guy I knew a while back lived on this property that was just infested with rattlers. They thought there must be a breeding area near by, but never found it. Every time I went on to this property I was hyper-aware about what place I put my feet. I was very afraid because he told me one time he got up in the middle of the night, sat on the toilet and then realized there was a rattlesnake coiled up staring him in the face on the counter next to him....




kdsub -> RE: Honey, c'mere and see what is in the bathroom! (4/25/2011 5:56:21 PM)

My X gets around

Butch




Termyn8or -> RE: Honey, c'mere and see what is in the bathroom! (4/25/2011 6:09:21 PM)

That's my Nessie ! Could you send her over ?

T^T




Hillwilliam -> RE: Honey, c'mere and see what is in the bathroom! (4/25/2011 6:15:17 PM)

My freshman year of college, I worked with a research group that constantly needed live gators (they were released a couple of weeks later unharmed).
By the time we got back, the science building would be closed so guess where they spent the night. You're right. the apartment bathtub.

We did have a sign on the door to warn roomies tho.

"gator in the tub. he's PISSED"




Muttling -> RE: Honey, c'mere and see what is in the bathroom! (4/25/2011 6:16:06 PM)

Mutt - "Honey, look what's in the bathroom!!!"

Mutt's Ex - "Cool, a new pair of shoes.   Take care of that for me while I call the life insurance company."




hlen5 -> RE: Honey, c'mere and see what is in the bathroom! (4/26/2011 1:56:07 AM)


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ORIGINAL: JstAnotherSub


.....The first thing that came to mind was that snake story and I jumped higher than I ever have.

Someone has overfilled a washer with soap in my building, and it was bubbles coming up through all the sinks and toilets in that building.

I am giggling at the memory, had forgotten about it-lol.


And I was laughing at your telling it!! Too funny!!




WyldHrt -> RE: Honey, c'mere and see what is in the bathroom! (4/26/2011 2:29:20 AM)

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"gator in the tub. he's PISSED"

Understatement [:D]




LadiTrukDriver -> RE: Honey, c'mere and see what is in the bathroom! (4/26/2011 3:01:08 AM)

Hey, everyone in earshot would not only be amazed how loud I can scream, but also how fast I can run! Including myself! LOL
You know, in the trucking industry scraps of tires on the road is called a "gator" or an "alligator". There was a trucker years ago who was driving across Alligator Alley down in Florida. It was night time & he thought he blew a tire so he grabbed a bat he keeps in the truck, was checking his tires & under the trailer. He felt something touch his leg & used the bat to beat the holy tar out of it, then turned his flashlight on it to find out he had successfully killed a gator, it just happened to be of the blown tire variety!
Gotta love it!
Lauri




ChatteParfaitt -> RE: Honey, c'mere and see what is in the bathroom! (4/26/2011 5:23:10 AM)

I love all wildlife, including snakes. Years ago I had a boa constrictor named "Sheba." Like most snakes, Sheba was an escape artist, and would go missing from her tank often. Since I lived in an apartment, this became an issue. She once went missing for several days and was found in the upstairs neighbor's apartment (they had hamsters). Snakes do not eat often, most eat live food only, and rats are a staple. Anyway, she ate a hamster. They found her curled up on top of the hot water heater "digesting."

Unfortunately, the neighbors were NOT snake lovers, and the landlord made me get rid of her.

edited for clarity (hope it helped)




Termyn8or -> RE: Honey, c'mere and see what is in the bathroom! (4/26/2011 5:33:04 AM)

That's the problem with snakes, they are sneaky as snakes. A friend of mine found his snake in the trunk of his car about a year later, it was not happy.

My cousin had a constrictor named Plasma. Not too big, about six feel long. It liked peole but was found inside a speaker after a month or so. It went in through the port, and wrecked the woofer surround on the way out.

They can go just about anywhere. Plasma used to like to wrap itself around my neck. Back then I was strong enough that it didn't bother me, plus it just liked my body heat. Actually quite soothing on a hot summer day..........

Actually I have a mouse in the house, and now that I think of it a snake would be perfect. I've considered a cat or a gecko, but a snake, wow. Mickey would shit.

Yes, I need to find a snakes-r-us and figure out a name.

T^T




LafayetteLady -> RE: Honey, c'mere and see what is in the bathroom! (4/26/2011 6:41:30 AM)

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It seems it got in through a doggie door. When I lived in Florida, gators were anywhere there was a body of fresh or brackish water. People had fences around their property not to keep their pets and children in, but to keep the gators out. Just seems to me that these people were asking for trouble having a doggie door in an area where there are gators.




GreedyTop -> RE: Honey, c'mere and see what is in the bathroom! (4/29/2011 1:53:04 AM)

*agrees with LL*

the woman knew the gator was checking things out, and STILL let her critters outside.. WTF did she expect to happen???




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