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RE: Help me!! I saw the Gene Simmons Sex Tape - 4/22/2011 3:43:29 PM

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You have my deepest sympathy. {and apparently, a strong gag reflex.}
I wish I could give you a hug, eye bleach and a spork.

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RE: Help me!! I saw the Gene Simmons Sex Tape - 4/22/2011 9:47:34 PM

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Quick ! Get the Ronco Home Lobotomy kit ! STAT !

T^T

too little, too late....

I wonder if that is what the model he boinked was thinking afterwards. :D

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RE: Help me!! I saw the Gene Simmons Sex Tape - 4/22/2011 9:48:44 PM

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This is my favorite Gene Simmons video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrh-7PvbBM4

I'm too scared to watch! *bites nails*

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RE: Help me!! I saw the Gene Simmons Sex Tape - 4/22/2011 9:49:41 PM

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Thank you D for not providing a handy-dandy link to this video.
My first concert ever was KISS (11/25/79. price of ticket: $9). I can only stand so much disillusionment before I become inclined to want to go live in a cave somewhere.

Besides, if Gene wanted to know what love is, he need look no further than his own hearth. Ms. Shannon has put up with 20+ years of his self-indulgent foolery, plus given him two great kids without the questionable benefits and blessings of marriage, and remains with him still. I might surmise that it may not be just about the money, in that case. Just a thought.

My sex tape star of choice: Viggo Mortensen.

Ya just gave Me an idea for a topic. Whoohoooooo

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RE: Help me!! I saw the Gene Simmons Sex Tape - 4/22/2011 9:54:07 PM

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You have my deepest sympathy. {and apparently, a strong gag reflex.}
I wish I could give you a hug, eye bleach and a spork.

*LOL* Uhm...thanks, I think. ;)

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RE: Help me!! I saw the Gene Simmons Sex Tape - 4/22/2011 9:57:50 PM

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Thank you D for not providing a handy-dandy link to this video.

You're welcome! I did not want anyone to experience what I had. *shivers* I may be a masochist, but I'm not a sadist. (Nods to flcouple2009's post.)

And I agree with the rest of your post. Although I'm not so certain about Viggo Mortensen. Just 'cause the only time he's ever done it for me was the look he had during the Lord of The Rings. So...if he had his hair long and dark. Yum! ;)

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RE: Help me!! I saw the Gene Simmons Sex Tape - 4/22/2011 10:15:40 PM

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My sex tape star of choice: Viggo Mortensen.

i'm not one to watch celeb porn tapes

, but if that ever happens to change... ohhh, umm, yes please on Viggo.

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RE: Help me!! I saw the Gene Simmons Sex Tape - 4/23/2011 7:46:02 AM

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My sex tape star of choice: Viggo Mortensen.

i'm not one to watch celeb porn tapes , but if that ever happens to change... ohhh, umm, yes please on Viggo.

Now every time someone googles Viggo Mortensen with the key words "sex" tape" they are going to get this thread. For some reason I find this entertaining....

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RE: Help me!! I saw the Gene Simmons Sex Tape - 4/23/2011 10:09:24 AM

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Gene Simmons, introducing his sex tape, yesterday...

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RE: Help me!! I saw the Gene Simmons Sex Tape - 4/23/2011 12:16:07 PM

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Gene Simmons is a self righteous pig. I would not want to see him doing it or even think of him that way, he is the definition of gross. The tub girl video was brain searing awful and strange.

I am not into watching others having sex but if I had to choose I can imagine a few first picks.

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RE: Help me!! I saw the Gene Simmons Sex Tape - 4/23/2011 12:27:54 PM

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Personally, I always thought Kiss was a glorified opening act for a good band.

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RE: Help me!! I saw the Gene Simmons Sex Tape - 5/2/2011 9:08:22 AM

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^like!

Also isn't dear old gene supposed to have had sex with way to damn many women to be sanitary? Sure I imagine a chunk of it is rock star ego but come on, is this the best he can do moves wise??? Idk maybe I didn't struggle through the right part or something.

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RE: Help me!! I saw the Gene Simmons Sex Tape - 5/2/2011 9:12:23 AM

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^like!

Also isn't dear old gene supposed to have had sex with way to damn many women to be sanitary? Sure I imagine a chunk of it is rock star ego but come on, is this the best he can do moves wise??? Idk maybe I didn't struggle through the right part or something.

He is old enough to be a great grandfather...

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