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Help me!! I saw the Gene Simmons Sex Tape - 4/22/2011 2:32:51 AM   
DeviantlyD


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Status: offline 		Wednesday, whilst surfin' the 'net, I came across a link to a video (made several years ago) that is purportedly of Gene Simmons having sex with some model (and not his lovely live-in Shannon Tweed). Bein' the curious kitty I am, I ventured on over and viewed the video. Oh the horrors. I haven't been able to get those black and white grainy images out of my head since! I'd like to gouge those images out of my brain, but alas, no such thing can be done! It isn't that the video was anything unusual. For all the women he's supposedly bedded, his performance was pretty generic and actually rather dull. I would have thought he would be more adventurous or at least energetic. I swear he was chewing gum through the whole thing. I can't put my finger on exactly why, but the whole thing was soooo unappealing. And I agree with the commentary that was made on the page the video was on...in that, thank goodness he kept his t-shirt on during the entire "act". *shudders*

The only plus in the whole thing was the darn near perfect boobies of Gene's boinking buddy.

For those who haven't seen this video, I implore you...don't! It's a waste of 7 minutes out of your life.

Okay, I have vented. Thank you. ;)
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RE: Help me!! I saw the Gene Simmons Sex Tape - 4/22/2011 2:52:42 AM   
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A year or two ago I watched the Paris Hilton sex tape, followed by the Pammy Anderson honeymoon vid.

While they were sad, generic and a little depressing, it made me feel one hell of a lot better about my own bj abilities

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RE: Help me!! I saw the Gene Simmons Sex Tape - 4/22/2011 3:07:50 AM   
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Status: offline 		Ohhhh...I could never subject myself to the Paris Hilton thing. I saw a few sanitized frames on an entertainment show and that was too much for me. :D But I can't say the same about the Pam Anderson/Tommy Lee video though. I only saw a few snippets of them though. I was curious to know if Tommy Lee was as big as he was rumored to be. ;)


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RE: Help me!! I saw the Gene Simmons Sex Tape - 4/22/2011 3:20:05 AM   
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Status: offline 		it wasn't so impressive.

Or maybe I've been spoiled!

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RE: Help me!! I saw the Gene Simmons Sex Tape - 4/22/2011 3:56:00 AM   
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Status: offline 		I would say Tommy Lee's was a fairly decent size of meat. (Gee listen to me, I sound like such a sexist pig! *LMAO*) But I think I have been spoiled too. I tend to gauge by the firsts I've experienced. First real life one I saw up close (but didn't touch...long story) was quite big. My first...uhm..."first!" was also a nice size...and I just figured that was the average! *LOL* How wrong I was. Mr. Simmons' tool looked rather...undersized.

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RE: Help me!! I saw the Gene Simmons Sex Tape - 4/22/2011 4:11:19 AM   
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RE: Help me!! I saw the Gene Simmons Sex Tape - 4/22/2011 4:17:40 AM   
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ORIGINAL: CoyoteMan

I guess the tongue is not equal to the pecker.




Ha ha ha! Like the size of the feet correlation thingy? That was another thing. You would expect him to provide some tongue action. But he didn't. He just did the "wet the fingers in his mouth and massage her with them", which is an action I've never understood. If a woman is that dry, I can't imagine a tiny bit of saliva is going to help matters.

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RE: Help me!! I saw the Gene Simmons Sex Tape - 4/22/2011 4:59:08 AM   
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RE: Help me!! I saw the Gene Simmons Sex Tape - 4/22/2011 5:02:57 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Termyn8or

Quick ! Get the Ronco Home Lobotomy kit ! STAT !

T^T


too little, too late....

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RE: Help me!! I saw the Gene Simmons Sex Tape - 4/22/2011 6:08:10 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Termyn8or

Quick ! Get the Ronco Home Lobotomy kit ! STAT !

T^T



Very funny !!

Having to watch Simmons have sex is a hard, non pushable limit to me. Or Paris Hilton, or. . . .or . . .

If I'm going to indulge in voyeurism, I wanna see some real action.


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RE: Help me!! I saw the Gene Simmons Sex Tape - 4/22/2011 7:06:28 AM   
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RE: Help me!! I saw the Gene Simmons Sex Tape - 4/22/2011 7:09:41 AM   
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RE: Help me!! I saw the Gene Simmons Sex Tape - 4/22/2011 9:26:33 AM   
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Status: offline 		This is my favorite Gene Simmons video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrh-7PvbBM4



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RE: Help me!! I saw the Gene Simmons Sex Tape - 4/22/2011 11:13:01 AM   
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Status: offline 		so comes the question, are any celebrity sex tapes worth watching...I bet Rosanne gets down and dirty in the sack lol

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RE: Help me!! I saw the Gene Simmons Sex Tape - 4/22/2011 11:14:54 AM   
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RE: Help me!! I saw the Gene Simmons Sex Tape - 4/22/2011 11:17:58 AM   
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Status: offline 		I bet a john waters sex tape would be anything from ordinary lol....probably way more traumatizing thou

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RE: Help me!! I saw the Gene Simmons Sex Tape - 4/22/2011 11:25:13 AM   
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RE: Help me!! I saw the Gene Simmons Sex Tape - 4/22/2011 2:26:09 PM   
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The sountrack was Foreigner....I wanna know what love issssssssssssssssssssssssss

BARF YECH

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RE: Help me!! I saw the Gene Simmons Sex Tape - 4/22/2011 2:29:56 PM   
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Status: offline 		Thanks for the warning, I won't be watching it. Normally I like Foreigner but that song is just so whiney it makes the skin on my feet crawl. It's almost as bad as Tom Petty.

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RE: Help me!! I saw the Gene Simmons Sex Tape - 4/22/2011 2:53:19 PM   
SorceressJ


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Status: offline 		Thank you D for not providing a handy-dandy link to this video.
My first concert ever was KISS (11/25/79. price of ticket: $9). I can only stand so much disillusionment before I become inclined to want to go live in a cave somewhere.

Besides, if Gene wanted to know what love is, he need look no further than his own hearth. Ms. Shannon has put up with 20+ years of his self-indulgent foolery, plus given him two great kids without the questionable benefits and blessings of marriage, and remains with him still. I might surmise that it may not be just about the money, in that case. Just a thought.

My sex tape star of choice: Viggo Mortensen.

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