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SailingBum -> RE: Life style terminology (4/4/2011 7:32:28 PM)
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ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker Munch - A place where weirdos congregate. Usually a Second Cup. Vanilla - A delicious flavour of ice-cream. Also used to express how boring or bland one is. Goes good with coffee. Sadism - Closet serial killer. Probably skins animals. Masochism - Moron. Cuckolding - Your marriage in two years. Also a non-verbal way to say, "You suck at sex." Monogamous - A healthy relationship. Polyamorous - Authorized cheating. Dominant - Someone that dresses like a supervillain. Submissive - Somebody that is the supervillains right-hand man. Slave - Someone that just got out of a relationship. Chastity - Lingo for, "Don't fuck my best friend." Knifeplay - Evolutionary step towards becoming a murderer. Femdom - A laughable concept. Femboy - Reason why euthanasia exists. Daddy Dominant - Dateline NBC's source of ratings. Roleplay - Boring people become exciting people. Financial Domme - College girl who has poor blowjob skills. Safe Word - For pussies who have limits. Voyeur - Small penis IRL. That should set you up. =) This is by far the most accurate version. BadOne
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