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Hippiekinkster -> RE: Jalapenos? Umm yikes. (3/28/2011 12:44:37 PM)
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ORIGINAL: LDVixen The last thing I would want to do is find myself at the doctor's office explaining why my nether region is flaming red and painful. It was bad enough when she saw my bruised ass once. She didn't say anything other than "I assume you consented to that?" I gulped out, "Yes." I have learned that I have a strong reaction to certain things being applied rectally. Liquid glycerin for one, please just kill me instead. Glycerin suppositories, boring, no real effects. Any type of suppository with cocoa butter causes intense cramps and burning. (Goodie, this includes the ones I use for nausea when I get over the top sinus headaches or motion sickness) Tiger balm and ginger, not comfortable but endurable. Ice is fun, not at all torture, just relaxing. Pepper juice might in fact be one of those things I could become addicted to using when my pain tolerance is sky high due to hormones, but on the other hand, it might make for a few very uncomfortable hours. If he was seriously serious about applying it to my delicate bits, I'd have to think long and hard about it first. I wouldn't be disobedient about it, but I would also not allow him to do something I felt was unsafe or had the potential to cause something like blisters. I try to be a good girl and mind, but I also try to use my mind for more than basic functions like telling my lungs to inhale or my heart to beat. (I've been told a few hits of bad acid or a lobotomy would rectify that situation, but I just haven't felt the need for such extreme measures yet.) No such thing as bad acid. [sm=hippie.gif] (I'd explain why, but chemistry is boring to most people)
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