Termyn8or
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Popster, you may have missed my entry in the humor section about this - here goes : This guy is a friend of mine and we were sitting in the frontroom talking about guns and various weapons. He is able to beat most blackbelts up to maybe fourth or fifth degree, in many disciplines. It is his way of thinking, and on top of that he used to walk around on his hands, which is not easy at his height. He's a big motherfucker and knows how to use it. So the door is to my left, I am in a chair. He is sitting across the frontroom and actually at that time could not see the front door. I posed the question "What if a motherfucker kicked the door down and got right here with a gun ?". There was a table, like an endtable but a really stout one, you could put your car engine on it. Small, but made from real two bys, and it wasn't pine. He said he would grab that table by a leg and shove it in the guy's face. I thought about it. It is perfect, the gun might go off but the shooter's view is blocked, and maybe his bullet as well. If not blocked that thick wood would slow it down or deflect it. Then the fun starts and I can really visualize this guy beating the MF to death with my table. I used to work out with this guy and I know, I get pissed, just shoot him and do it real fast. He might look like a tub of lard, but he can go zero to 260MPH in about 3 milliseconds. So the joke was born, dumbass brought a gun to a table fight. We all have to find ways to protect ourselves. You can't count on anyhting but youself. Even your most loyal buddies, they might be 50 miles away as ten assailants cut your throat. Like they say, when seconds count the cops are only minutes away. Law and order is a farce. Security does not exist on this planet. We all need to get that through our thick heads. Some asshole decides to rob me I'll drop his ass and not lose a minute's sleep over it. It's not a good thing but I have this problem. I simply won't put up with it. Now wonder why I have a problem with this joke we call a fuckin government. T
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