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RE: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down - 12/1/2010 4:07:44 PM   
Termyn8or


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If it were me, and this is for real I would charge sexual assault.

Of course I'm the type that if seen naked by an open window and charged with exhibition, I would make the counter charge of voyeurism. But then I usually know how to pick a lawyer. Hint : No need for honesty, in fact quite the opo......

Never mind.

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RE: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down - 12/1/2010 5:32:31 PM   
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Term-  the piece is satire. 

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RE: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down - 12/1/2010 5:41:04 PM   
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Hunky, are you accusing me of taking something(s) a little too seriously ?

MWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No offense but you left yourself wide open, and since it is (supposedly) satire.............

LOL

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RE: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down - 12/1/2010 5:47:31 PM   
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FR.

being  FR... I did not know. 

as the story is sorta believable.

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RE: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down - 12/1/2010 7:04:48 PM   
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Now what if the guy is also a bondage freak and does it AGAIN after they handcuff him ? Double charges ?

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RE: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down - 12/1/2010 7:22:19 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Termyn8or
Now what if the guy is also a bondage freak and does it AGAIN after they handcuff him ? Double charges ?

T

No, the charge might be "carrying a concealed weapon," with a second charge that it's a "sawed-off, double-barreled shooter"...... er, "shotgun."

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RE: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down - 12/1/2010 9:43:13 PM   
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Is it then a WMD, a Weapon of Mess Dispersion ?

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RE: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down - 12/2/2010 1:07:18 AM   
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Greetings all....

Sometimes it is rather easy to see who didn't pay attention to the whole post by their reply. It can be rather amusing and sad at the same time. The fact that I put the admonishment to read the about page on the web site was probably clue enough for some people but obviously not for others.

Be well all....

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RE: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down - 12/2/2010 3:53:12 AM   
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Malk-  some of the comments may have been via we had 29 pages on this heated- in politics... 

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RE: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down - 12/2/2010 4:35:48 AM   
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Why arrest him, unless the ejaculate was more than three ounces?


freakin' hysterical Steven!

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