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Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down - 11/30/2010 12:18:50 PM

Malkinius

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Greetings all.....

You read the headline.....now read the page:

http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=573

After you have done that and before you post, read the about page on the web site.

Other than that....enjoy. <grins>

Be well all....

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RE: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down - 11/30/2010 12:23:29 PM

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Mr cummings? OMG. Too funny!! LOL

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RE: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down - 11/30/2010 1:09:34 PM

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well what did the tsa agent think was going gto happen, you purposely feel a guy up he's going to respond. talk about entrapment! molested then arrested!

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RE: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down - 11/30/2010 1:19:55 PM

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*balls, I mean bawls laughing..*

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RE: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down - 11/30/2010 1:23:16 PM

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I love it!!!! Too bad it's only satire.....but actually, it may only be a matter of time! Who knows for sure?

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RE: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down - 11/30/2010 1:33:23 PM

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Mr cummings? OMG. Too funny!! LOL

Hunkie stop pricing those plane tickets.

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RE: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down - 11/30/2010 1:36:36 PM

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Why arrest him, unless the ejaculate was more than three ounces?

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RE: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down - 11/30/2010 2:59:31 PM

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Ballsy guy...

Laughs
On a related note though, I once spent some time playing with this female Dr. who was all kinds of hot who would get majorly unhappy when guys got woodies while she was giving them physicals. Thought it was "damn unprofessional" on the guys part.
I just hadda laugh.

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RE: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down - 11/30/2010 3:19:12 PM

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quote:

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Mr cummings? OMG. Too funny!! LOL

Hunkie stop pricing those plane tickets.

chuckles. :-)

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RE: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down - 11/30/2010 3:38:51 PM

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OMG This is too funny, my whole house was in stitches.

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RE: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down - 11/30/2010 10:39:34 PM

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Why arrest him, unless the ejaculate was more than three ounces?

Because it was hidden contraband until found?

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RE: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down - 12/1/2010 4:23:43 AM

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Hey, can I get mine to be reclassified as a WMD?

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RE: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down - 12/1/2010 4:28:03 AM

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that explosive, huh?

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RE: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down - 12/1/2010 4:43:30 AM

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Well at least he was not packing one of the exploding butt plugs or Al-quada explosive suppositories
http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=490
http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=590

Personally on my next flight - I'm wearing a kilt commando style and I ain't going through the personal microwave. Hum, I wonder if I would get into trouble if I shouted out - "Oh God baby go deeper. I'm so close!"

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RE: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down - 12/1/2010 5:22:06 AM

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He had a rocket in his pocket...

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RE: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down - 12/1/2010 5:44:56 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: KanaOn a related note though, I once spent some time playing with this female Dr. who was all kinds of hot who would get majorly unhappy when guys got woodies while she was giving them physicals. Thought it was "damn unprofessional" on the guys part.

Poor woman. But, in my experience, female docs and nurses are dirty, dirty people. I read of a man recently who took some kind of horse-pill in order to give his wife a good Christmas seeing-to. However, it gave him a stiffy that refused to go down after many hours. Eventually, he admitted himself to hospital, where they gave him a sleeping drug. When he woke up in the morning, he found his todger still erect, and now covered with bits of tinsel and a tiny flag sticking out of the 'mouth'. I sense a feminine touch.

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RE: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down - 12/1/2010 6:29:50 AM

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*offers to become a nurse for Peon's sake*

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RE: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down - 12/1/2010 6:54:24 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

quote:

ORIGINAL: KanaOn a related note though, I once spent some time playing with this female Dr. who was all kinds of hot who would get majorly unhappy when guys got woodies while she was giving them physicals. Thought it was "damn unprofessional" on the guys part.

Poor woman. But, in my experience, female docs and nurses are dirty, dirty people.

Oh, absolutely agree. Sometimes it seems as if 1/2 the subs I've met worked in health care. Dear Gawd, the kinkiness that nurses come up with, from both sides of the kneel!
It makes me wonder what the patient would do if they knew some of the experiences that nurse may have had with the catheter....

And yep, this one was as dirty as slut as could be found (Duh-She was with me). Her problem wasn't as much sex based as professional.
She felt that, when with a patient in her office, she's a professional, acts accordingly and expects her patients to do the same.
I'm all like, "Yeah, but try telling that to the guy who has a hot Doc holding his junk in one hand, while the other manipulates his doodads."

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RE: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down - 12/1/2010 7:12:33 AM

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I nearly choked on my coffee

Thanks for that

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RE: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down - 12/1/2010 7:14:46 AM

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bawny fwank keeps going through the line over and over again!

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