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Lame chat up lines'Does this cloth smell of chloroform ... - 9/6/2010 11:18:57 PM   
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Status: offline 		'Does this cloth smell of chloroform to you?'

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RE: Lame chat up lines'Does this cloth smell of chlorof... - 9/7/2010 10:12:54 AM   
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RE: Lame chat up lines'Does this cloth smell of chlorof... - 9/7/2010 10:14:03 AM   
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RE: Lame chat up lines'Does this cloth smell of chlorof... - 9/7/2010 10:18:39 AM   
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RE: Lame chat up lines'Does this cloth smell of chlorof... - 9/7/2010 10:19:24 AM   
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RE: Lame chat up lines'Does this cloth smell of chlorof... - 9/7/2010 10:54:03 AM   
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RE: Lame chat up lines'Does this cloth smell of chlorof... - 9/7/2010 10:58:12 AM   
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RE: Lame chat up lines'Does this cloth smell of chlorof... - 9/7/2010 12:57:57 PM   
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RE: Lame chat up lines'Does this cloth smell of chlorof... - 9/7/2010 1:31:58 PM   
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RE: Lame chat up lines'Does this cloth smell of chlorof... - 9/7/2010 1:42:00 PM   
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RE: Lame chat up lines'Does this cloth smell of chlorof... - 9/7/2010 1:54:25 PM   
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RE: Lame chat up lines'Does this cloth smell of chlorof... - 9/7/2010 1:54:49 PM   
SorceressJ


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quote:

ORIGINAL: KyttynTheMynx
You have nice eyes. May I carve them out and save them?

If you can manage to extract the knife I've implanted up to the hilt in your chest and catch me before you bleed to death, sure, go for it..

quote:


No restraining order can stop my love!

Hmm. I'll bet this shotgun can. Just sayin'..




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RE: Lame chat up lines'Does this cloth smell of chlorof... - 9/7/2010 2:06:08 PM   
Hillwilliam


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"I'd rather be tall and good looking than hung like a pony"

worked too

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RE: Lame chat up lines'Does this cloth smell of chlorof... - 9/7/2010 6:31:22 PM   
Chrisincuffs


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I wanna floss with your pubic hair.

You remind me of Pokemon. I wanna pikkachu. I also want to keep you in a giant plastic ball in my basement.

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I will knock you unconscious when you leave and drag you home by your hair.

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RE: Lame chat up lines'Does this cloth smell of chlorof... - 9/7/2010 6:42:13 PM   
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RE: Lame chat up lines'Does this cloth smell of chlorof... - 9/7/2010 7:21:17 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: poise

"I cant find my cell phone. Can you call it for me so I can locate it please".
True story.


... "Have we met before?"
*Sigh.*



No, I haven't said that. But I can come up with ones on the fly!

"You come off a bit cold, would you like my coat?"
"Hi, I like blue. *wink* Not really, I like green... I'm a bad liar, yes."

(One of my many nearly useless talents.)

< Message edited by Twoshoes -- 9/7/2010 7:29:13 PM >

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RE: Lame chat up lines'Does this cloth smell of chlorof... - 9/9/2010 12:34:48 PM   
MercTech


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Status: offline 		Yo're feet must hurt somthin' fierce cause you been running through my thoughts all day. ... I actually heard that one used.

I had a friend in high school that thought he was hilarious. He would sidle up to a young lade and whisper LOUDLY, "Can I suck your foot?" To his surprise, one finally answered "sure!" instead of screaming and running. His expresion was of a poleaxed heifer just before she drops. BTW, they have been married 32 years at last count.

Stefan

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RE: Lame chat up lines'Does this cloth smell of chlorof... - 9/9/2010 12:49:12 PM   
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