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oldbabyface -> Lame chat up lines'Does this cloth smell of chloroform to you' (9/6/2010 11:18:57 PM)
'Does this cloth smell of chloroform to you?' 'My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can’t hold it in.'

MasterAndHisslut -> RE: Lame chat up lines'Does this cloth smell of chloroform to you' (9/7/2010 10:12:54 AM)
"Excuse me, I saw you from across the room and i feel compelled to tell you. I have a boner" "GET IN THE VAN!"

SorceressJ -> RE: Lame chat up lines'Does this cloth smell of chloroform to you' (9/7/2010 10:14:03 AM)
Nice boots, wanna fuck?

KyttynTheMynx -> RE: Lame chat up lines'Does this cloth smell of chloroform to you' (9/7/2010 10:18:39 AM)
You have nice eyes. May I carve them out and save them? No restraining order can stop my love!

bellesoumise -> RE: Lame chat up lines'Does this cloth smell of chloroform to you' (9/7/2010 10:19:24 AM)
I wuz lookin at you profile pic an you r a godess i wanna hug u tight an sing to u at night.

Abstracts -> RE: Lame chat up lines'Does this cloth smell of chloroform to you' (9/7/2010 10:54:03 AM)
"Wanna take a cold shower and see how foggy we can make the mirrors?"

bellesoumise -> RE: Lame chat up lines'Does this cloth smell of chloroform to you' (9/7/2010 10:58:12 AM)
"Can you help me find my dog? I think he went down that dark deserted alley by that black van marked Serial Killer On Wheels"

DarkSteven -> RE: Lame chat up lines'Does this cloth smell of chloroform to you' (9/7/2010 12:57:57 PM)
There's something wrong with my cock -it's too large. Could you check to see if it tastes all right?

bellesoumise -> RE: Lame chat up lines'Does this cloth smell of chloroform to you' (9/7/2010 1:31:58 PM)
"Come here girl! Don't run from me!" "Hey wants some candy?" "Can I lick your eyeball? I just have to know how it tastes."

ManCameBack -> RE: Lame chat up lines'Does this cloth smell of chloroform to you' (9/7/2010 1:42:00 PM)
"You look like good stock..." "I know we just met but... Will you marry me?" "If you run, I'll just FIINNNDDDD YOOUUU!!!" "Fuck off."

Hillwilliam -> RE: Lame chat up lines'Does this cloth smell of chloroform to you' (9/7/2010 1:54:25 PM)
An old coworker on a construction crew was a hardcore biker and SWORE this worked.........sometimes "Hi, Im Wild Bill..................lets fuck"

SorceressJ -> RE: Lame chat up lines'Does this cloth smell of chloroform to you' (9/7/2010 1:54:49 PM)
Some fun replies, via the Sorceress: quote: ORIGINAL: KyttynTheMynx You have nice eyes. May I carve them out and save them? If you can manage to extract the knife I've implanted up to the hilt in your chest and catch me before you bleed to death, sure, go for it.. quote: No restraining order can stop my love! Hmm. I'll bet this shotgun can. Just sayin'.. [image]local://upfiles/1044097/9863FD2721A2464A9926440F69F8CF7D.jpg[/image]

Hillwilliam -> RE: Lame chat up lines'Does this cloth smell of chloroform to you' (9/7/2010 2:06:08 PM)
I actually used this one. "I'd rather be tall and good looking than hung like a pony" worked too

Chrisincuffs -> RE: Lame chat up lines'Does this cloth smell of chloroform to you' (9/7/2010 6:31:22 PM)
My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass? I wanna floss with your pubic hair. You remind me of Pokemon. I wanna pikkachu. I also want to keep you in a giant plastic ball in my basement. Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I will knock you unconscious when you leave and drag you home by your hair.

poise -> RE: Lame chat up lines'Does this cloth smell of chloroform to you' (9/7/2010 6:42:13 PM)
"I cant find my cell phone. Can you call it for me so I can locate it please". True story.[8\|]

Twoshoes -> RE: Lame chat up lines'Does this cloth smell of chloroform to you' (9/7/2010 7:21:17 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: poise "I cant find my cell phone. Can you call it for me so I can locate it please". True story.[8\|] ... "Have we met before?" Sigh. No, I haven't said that. But I can come up with ones on the fly! "You come off a bit cold, would you like my coat?" "Hi, I like blue. wink Not really, I like green... I'm a bad liar, yes." (One of my many nearly useless talents.)

MercTech -> RE: Lame chat up lines'Does this cloth smell of chloroform to you' (9/9/2010 12:34:48 PM)
Yo're feet must hurt somthin' fierce cause you been running through my thoughts all day. ... I actually heard that one used. I had a friend in high school that thought he was hilarious. He would sidle up to a young lade and whisper LOUDLY, "Can I suck your foot?" To his surprise, one finally answered "sure!" instead of screaming and running. His expresion was of a poleaxed heifer just before she drops. BTW, they have been married 32 years at last count. Stefan

ResidentSadist -> RE: Lame chat up lines'Does this cloth smell of chloroform to you' (9/9/2010 12:49:12 PM)
Don't worry, that's not my blood.

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